What life lessons did arthur teach you?

What life lessons did arthur teach you?

You should be ashamed of your friends and only meet them in secret. Cave in to the peer pressure!

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It taught me to love fat asses.

not to touch your brothers toys.

Having fun isn't hard if you have a library card.

Ancient Rome is not like home.

COLOSSEUM

Well what I can I say the ass was phat

To be grateful I don't have a younger sister.

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Bigotry makes people cry

Am I a bad person for bursting into laughter when she started tearing up?

He taught me NOT TO TOUCH IT!

What is the context of this?

JEKYLL JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL

>Molly in swimsuit
Dick we can't keep doing this.

>That episode Arthur tried to cyber bully Sue Ellen into suicide

>Sue Ellen gets a wool coat from her pen pal and wears it to school
>Arthur cracks a joke about how she looks like a sheepdog while wearing it
>She goes along with the joke and laughs
>Arthur keeps repeating it and talks to her like she's an actual dog
>She starts to get upset
>She tells Mr. Ratburn and he tells Arthur
>Arthur gets mad and later makes that picture to get back at her
He also draws a picture of Sue Ellen's head on a dog but I can't remember when that takes place

smash fat bunny ass when given the chance

You know you want it.

>that episode where Arthur tried to kill his dog

I don't remember Arthur being such a dick. He's like that kid with aspergers that will repeat everything so much until it pisses everyone off.

Little Sisters are shit. Then they grow up... and become even worse.

Dude she's 9.

>The episode where Mr Ratburn goes homeless

it taught me that I was ... JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL!!!

>draw a teenager
>call it a nine year old

Fuck you PBS.

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Why do 4th graders have lockers?

and date a black guy.

I had a locker in fourth grade

Why?

Its not like you're boncing from classroom to classroom all day

Arthur taught me that tomboys are top-tier.

Yeah, how come I never had a black guy?

I dunno, we just had them in the hallway

Some schools would have a locker for your backpack and coat instead of the hooks. My school had us use gym uniforms, supplies for art class, and other stuff that made locker space handy. Anything else like the books we'd use for our main class was stored in our desks.

she's also not real

It taught me about the purest form of love.

this

The animation turned to real shit in the later seasons.

I can't even tell if this is from the actual episode or the Flash visual novel version of it.

you're missing out.

Also, Ratburn has Arthur write Sue Ellen an apology letter and his apology is backhanded and snarky.

How old is that in human years

so how old is Arthur? is he a manlet?

Not hot enough

There needs to be a compilation of amazing Arthur moments

It reminds me of tails gets trolled

Nope. She's a cat -- she'd be presented as being in the wrong and it doesn't look like it.

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>Arthur canonically chose the worst ending possible in the flash game.

When did he become such an asshole? Francine and Muffy already had that role filled.

Was this about consent and rape?

>What life lessons did arthur teach you?

I just learned how iron ore is smelted.

Why was Buster watching them fuck?

I'll take your place Sue Ellen

>George:You guys look kind of silly
>Molly:Yeah you look like a coat rack moose boy. Why don't you run along and read a book. Oh wait I forgot you can't read
>George:I can read...*bawls out*

MOLLY IS SAVAGE

Legend of the Dog faced Woman

>and that's how iron ore was smelted

No really what the fuck are they learning in that school

In my area the kids bounce from classroom to classroom even in first grade. So I imagine they would need a locker to hold stuff they don't need for the class they're heading to.

She's crying because she's a proud feline sad she was likened to a mangy mutt?

I don't even know.

Man that's a real smooth cut and paste job

this is just more arthur episode memeing right? He didn't really become a huge dick, right?

He's not an ass, but he didn't understand that his joke got old and is kind of mean, and got offended himself at the idea that he's being a jerk and kind of became a bigger jerk out of it.

Used car salesmen are millionaires.
Depression and PTSD are common conditions among 8 year olds.
Two moms are a lot of moms.

Younger siblings will always get away with being complete shitfucks and the only way to deal with them is to fuckin punch them.

I honestly can't think of a single show starring a character with a younger sibling where said sibling was totally annoying and always getting away with shit.

I shit you not:
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>sheep wool sweater
>all the characters are animals

Who is being shaved in school?

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That anthropomorphic mammals have a vaguely Christian morality

yeees

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Sexual attraction to rabbits is OK.

I'm lookin' at you Molly and Judy.

Arthur is how I got into death grips

Wow it feels like I was on another planet
I wonder if this is how Anthony fantano feels like

How do you get into deathgrips via arthur?

youtube.com/watch?v=-1sbZ66UMqc

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fuck

God it looks so weird, the characters have that hand-drawn look to them but it's all flash.

Teaching them a trade skill when the world eventually collapses so they can have an edge over stone and stick wielding savages

It's a good combination of chemistry and physical processes.

I think it's funny how black people don't have a problem with this

I think incest is a poverty thing more than anything. It's only acceptable in ghettos and Appalachia

Arthur taught me that if there's an unpopular girl in class, she's unpopular for a good reason, probably due to crippling personality flaws.

Now I know where half the internet learned it's life lessons.

If you're talking exclusively about the US then maybe.

>vaguely
Arthur and Binky explicitly attend the same church

Yeah, Jenna is THE WORST

>no boner not now!

Why does it have a jew nose when it should be an animal

Jews are still a problem in Arthur's universe

underrated

I thought Francine was the Jew

Wasn't she the one that needed a diaper? That's usually a problem for someone who's been molested.

So I guess the moral I learned was that people who are molested are just utter garbage and ugly.

Yeah, I'm not a fan of the shitty flash animation at all but aside from the rotating mouse cursor that was pretty neat, rescaling the dog head by grabbing the corner instead of the side to keep the aspect ratio was a neat touch.

What the fuck is this thing?

Remember that fanfic where Molly sucked Arthur off at the pool but she was in trouble with a local criminal gang and Arthur went to save her and some stray petrol splashed his hand and he punched out the adult leader when his hand caught fire like something from fucking G Gundam?

>this entire fic
I don't know where to begin

>tfw arthur has better photoshop skills than you