W-Would you uhm, eat these cookies I made for you, user?

W-Would you uhm, eat these cookies I made for you, user?

there are more calories on that plate than in her entire body

No sorry I don't eat food prepared by gays or lesbians

>subway gloves

I eat ass.

I'd eat her cookies if you catch my drift

fuck off roastie whore

LOOKY LOOKY STINKY COOKIE

GIB GIB

let me eat your cookie first!

learn how to program, slut

She has to eat all the cookies.

>greasy face
lolnothx

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not without taylor

she looks nice I'd like to watch a movie with her

You're not Scooby so no.

>Taylor and Karlie probably kissed each other's soles while they were scissoring in that bed

>ywn go to coachella with them and take turns sprinkling mdma on their anuses and then administering it with your cock

Taylor is a bohemian slut. Karlie knows how to cook and fight.

has she been feeding taylor

Everyone has "grease" on their face. Do you know what a flash is?

I would literally let Karlie have sex with me

And it's not even Christmans yet. Dear god. She's finished.

Cookies, why not chocolate cake?

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Has she legit got a little bigger?
not gonna lie thats hot as fuck but dont get any bigger taytay pls

I never liked Tay, but now that’s she thicc. HOLY SHIT

LADS

I'd have hit her hard, they need to improve their game if they wanted to make her ugly. She's also a sweetheart.

how would that work?

She puts the back of her knee on your pee pee.

Her face is disgusting.

i make squirties?

>those hands

DROPPED

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I swear I would katana slice your throat if you were in front of me.

>do you think my lesbian tinder date will like them?

she looks like a xenomorph

>Karlie will never sit on your face and lay eggs down your throat and then cocoon you up against the wall of her apartment and watch intently while the Karlings chew their way out of your torso and spread out across the city to eventually snuff out humanity

what is this?

That autistic hipster bus would turn into an oven in the brutal Mohave summer.