Think about it guys. If this guy nuts, THATS FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OF SEMEN. TIME TRAVELING FUCKING CUM

Think about it guys. If this guy nuts, THATS FIFTY FUCKING YEARS OF SEMEN. TIME TRAVELING FUCKING CUM.

"Fifty years worth of semen made a glopping sound as it flowed endlessly into Ashi."

That's not how semen works, user. Like blood and pretty much everything in your body, you replace it over time.

It's still fifty years of not bustin a nut. It will be E X T R A T H I C C

>tfw fapped every day for past 2 years
>tfw just shoot small watery loads now

Truly a feat worthy of any true Black Swordsman.

dude is probably gonna pass out from the sensation

geez, at least wait two days

>someone gets it

Assuming Jack's never masturbated, his body would naturally be expelling semen in the occasional wet dream.

20 bucks says she gets knocked up on the first load

Every time he tries to jack off his hallucinations start screaming at him

Fucking kek!

>implying she didn't bounce on his cock when he was asleep and get creamfilled
>implying she didn't wash it out and stayed full all day and when Jack fell asleep she did the same thing

My dick can only take so much!

Joking aside, I imagine his libido has flatlined until recently due to his psychological distress.

This should save it

But honestly I'm glad last episode ended with Jack regaining hope. The image of Ashi holding his severed head while sobbing uncontrollably as it fades to black with only her sobs being heard over the credits kept playing in my mind all day.

Every three days, actually. That's how long semen survives in the testes, so every three days you've got a new batch of swimmers to fire out.

That's still a hefty backup

>mfw ZONE is animating an Ashi animation on twitch RIGHT NOW

Someone post the link!

Is Ashi preg in this pic?

twitch zonesama

It kinda looks like it now that you mention it.

>voice
is zone actually a pretty girl

Its Rina-chan

Accept the truth. Ashi and Jack are lovers

>TIME TRAVELING FUCKING CUM.
I should not be laughing so hard.
Thank you, user.

>user, what are you just standing there for? Help me scrub my sweaty armpits!

I liked her performance as 2B

If you wait a bit, your body backs up a bit.

If you wait too long, you lose it.

I liked her performance in my dreams.

She bathed in an Eden-esque spring.

Want some Jashi art?

Either that or she's posing at a weird angle.

She's pregnant and it's Jack's

You guys do realize that's not how seamen works right?

But how is that sometimes I cum more than other times?
How that can be explained?

Replacing theory: 0
Hoarding theory: 1

>Fifty years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Ashi

Its a meme

>Fifty years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into his beloved virgin bride Ashi

GOTTE GET JACK
JACK IN THE SACK
CUM ON MY BACK

unf
unf
unf
unf
unf

GOTTA GET JACK
JACK IN THE SACK
CUM ON MY BACK

...

Never gets old

>people only posting old ashi

>nobody posting leaf goddess Ashi

you know that sperm isn't all created in the testes, right? That's only the tiny reproductive material. 90-95% of the actual volume of your spunk comes from fluid from the prostate and seminal vessicle - well inside your body. This amount of fluid varies based on nutrition and is known to produce more and more with continued stimulation, which is why holding out, but in anticipation of eventually releasing, produces a much larger volume of nutshot.
(if you abstain from stimulation entirely, these organs still produce small amounts occasionally, and the body releases them infrequently during sleep to prevent degeneration of these reproductive tissues. This is why everyone, even chaste monks, occasionally get wet dreams)

She looks pregnant in this one too

Any Ashi is sexy Ashi user

N A K E D
T H E
E N T I R E
T I M E

Now we know

...

Ashes to Ashi, funk to funky, we know Jack will touch her junky

>leaf goddes

Queen of Canada?

You're a real wordsmith user

>post yfw they bone and you realize that Jack will have penetrated all seven sisters

>implying he didn't already

How'd he pull out all the thorns stuck to her groin during that one episode

Have a pixel pixie

Well pun'd

2>1>3>5>4>6

Does that seem about right?

So no one is reminded of Jack in a gangster suit?

6 was literally the best episode though

I think we know who everyone REALLY wants to see get together

Do you think it was people who didn't watch seasons 1-4 or people who don't like nostalgia filler who hated the episode?

I had to play a hardstyle mix during the rave and it synced up perfectly

thanks spiderman

Honestly Genndy can write absolute trash and I'd think it was brilliant.

Samurai Jack fanboys, everybody.

Loyal till tha grave bitch

Bitter, bitter, user

can the new Sup Forums banner be a screencap of this

Eat shit

Oh fug my ex waifu

It depends on if time travel has had an effect on his sperm or not.For example, if his sperm is considered a "living unit of being" then it will not be effect by time travel, like Jack, and continue to exist for the entire span of never being used, just like Jack continues unaged despite performing normal biological functions.

Can't wait to see Jack & Ashi rub noses.

Like this?

Yeah, but Jack is trapped in the past where nothing ages. His cum is not dying off because of Aku's trick

Only Jack is affected.

...

Spread this like a fucking plague!

God, haven't seen that meme since a while.

Straight from KYM. So is this

>Queen of Canada
>Asian
Silly user, that's still like 50 years away.

I'd like to thank Genndy for reigniting my preference for Asians.

Jacks balls are still part of his body. The sperm are perpetually living

the shading kind of makes it look like she wet herself

>WHAT DO YOU WANT, LEAF GIRL

Didn't know Da Samoorai posted on Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

>Yeah, but Jack is trapped in the past where nothing ages.

Again, Jack is the only one affected by eternal youth. Everything else ages. Next time just specify. Not trying to be a dick just helping avoid future confusion for ya.

Pretty sure she did when getting shocked by that power suit mook

...

She wants Jack's enchanted sword and his priceless smile

Have a hot Ashi

She's 17 and jack is like 2000 you pedos

Why not my "my gut is 9 out of 10 times" post?

Their just drawings

She's 18-21 actually

>Their

Please don't bully me

Please don't ruin this comfy thread

Comfy will be perserved.

Have some Jashi pics