53 year old white woman

>53 year old white woman
>51 year old white woman
>48 year old white woman
>43 year old white woman
>38 year old Indian woman
>35 year old white woman
>29 year old black/mutt woman
>29 year old fat asian woman
Are they trying to guarantee that zero men will go to see this movie?

Side note:
>Awkwafina's solo album, Yellow Ranger, was released on February 11, 2014.
>The EP includes a number of her previous singles released via YouTube, including the title track "Yellow Ranger" as well as "Queef", "NYC Bitche$", and "My Vag".

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Sandra, Cate and Anne are still fuckab.. watchable.

also what the hell happened to rihanna

>AWKWAFINA

What's going on here then?

...

Why is a bottle of water getting top billing?

Is it a comedy name because she's so le awkward or is it actually some kind of strange ethnic name

Captain Hindsight casting:

Kendra Sunderland
Elsa Jean
Lana Rhoades
Remy LaCroix
Alli Rae
August Ames
Valentina Nappi
Riley Reid

So is Anne Hathaway going to play Anne Hathaway she's the only character that wasn't mentioned in the trailer

"Comedy" name. Her real name is Nora Lum

>main villain is a white guy
>Anna Wintour, Alexander Wang, Kim Kardashian, Maria Sharapova, Derek Blasberg, Lauren Santo Domingo, Zayn Malik, Kendall Jenner, Katie Holmes, Olivia Munn, Adriana Lima,[4] Hailey Baldwin, Serena Williams, Kylie Jenner and Zac Posen will make cameo appearances in the film.

>oceans 11, 12, 13 all have cameos
>all are other actors relating to them movie in relevant and funny ways

>The one directed towards ((women)) has cameos from tabloid stars

>as well as "Queef", "NYC Bitche$", and "My Vag".

Congrats, you got the reference.

How do you go from this..

...and this..

I'm going to watch it for the hot bitches but there's no way in hell I'm paying for it. What's wrong with them being older? I have a milf/cougar fetish.

are you so gay you can only watch movies with males?

..then this..

youtube.com/watch?v=C-IvV8thrO4

>no males to relate to
>no attractive females to be attracted to
Why would any straight man watch this?

I thought the exact same thing. What in the fuck. Who in their right minds calls a song "Queef." Lol

..all the way through this..

>this is going to suck
>will get mediocre reviews at best
>"sexist manchildren cant stand the new oceans 8 movie!" articles flood entertainment sites

how much longer is this shit going to go on?

It's just gonna get worse.

>mediocre at best
Nah, mediocre at worst. Like the Ghostbusters movie. No critic will have the balls to trash it because

Will they all be strong independent womyn who don't need no man?

>relate
jesus christ you are pathetic

I'll be seeing it for Mindy Kaling's fat brown arse

Why is that?

damn man hot thumbnails if I squint enough

Why are incels hating on this already? The trailer looked okay and it's not "spitting on the grave" of their nostalgia like Ghostbusters.

Isn't that the same argument women used to get more broads in the pictures?

It's going to be funny and comfy if nothing else just like Ghostbusters. Men will mansplain and spew their frustration with a full female cast on Sup Forums and I will skim through the Television & Film board and laugh. I can't wait for it to reach 90% on Rotten Tomatoes and you pigs will blame it on "SJW shilling". Fuck ups. Absolute bottom of the barrel sad fucks. Fuck you.

>you watch a movie
>"Wow I am James Bond"

Relating doesn't mean self-inserting you retarded mongoloid.

My ideal casting:

>Margot Robbie
>Emily Blunt
>Alexandria Daddario
>Elizabeth Banks
>Rihanna
>Ariana Grande
>Priyanka Chopra
>Some random Asian QT (I honestly can't name any.) Just pick some chick who's like a megastar in Japan or China.

You could also maybe throw in a veteran actress as the team elder/manager. I guarantee you my casting would be much cheaper, mainly due to Bullock, Blanchett and Hathaway commanding massive salaries. Additionally, I would expect my film to perform much better at the box office given that men would actually want to see it and Chink/Pajeet market is better represented.

Holy shit wtf is this lmao a bunch of women robbing shit bitch please

there is no getting of the ride, user

Kek

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>Are they trying to guarantee that zero men will go to see this movie?
I'll go watch it if it's good heist movie