>53 year old white woman >51 year old white woman >48 year old white woman >43 year old white woman >38 year old Indian woman >35 year old white woman >29 year old black/mutt woman >29 year old fat asian woman Are they trying to guarantee that zero men will go to see this movie?
Side note: >Awkwafina's solo album, Yellow Ranger, was released on February 11, 2014. >The EP includes a number of her previous singles released via YouTube, including the title track "Yellow Ranger" as well as "Queef", "NYC Bitche$", and "My Vag".
Sandra, Cate and Anne are still fuckab.. watchable.
Luis Walker
also what the hell happened to rihanna
Blake Murphy
>AWKWAFINA
What's going on here then?
Daniel Nelson
...
Joshua Wright
Why is a bottle of water getting top billing?
Jaxson Young
Is it a comedy name because she's so le awkward or is it actually some kind of strange ethnic name
Tyler Barnes
Captain Hindsight casting:
Kendra Sunderland Elsa Jean Lana Rhoades Remy LaCroix Alli Rae August Ames Valentina Nappi Riley Reid
Isaac Sanders
So is Anne Hathaway going to play Anne Hathaway she's the only character that wasn't mentioned in the trailer
Zachary Harris
"Comedy" name. Her real name is Nora Lum
Austin Smith
>main villain is a white guy >Anna Wintour, Alexander Wang, Kim Kardashian, Maria Sharapova, Derek Blasberg, Lauren Santo Domingo, Zayn Malik, Kendall Jenner, Katie Holmes, Olivia Munn, Adriana Lima,[4] Hailey Baldwin, Serena Williams, Kylie Jenner and Zac Posen will make cameo appearances in the film.
Grayson Walker
>oceans 11, 12, 13 all have cameos >all are other actors relating to them movie in relevant and funny ways
>The one directed towards ((women)) has cameos from tabloid stars
Nathan Rivera
>as well as "Queef", "NYC Bitche$", and "My Vag".
Ryder Thompson
Congrats, you got the reference.
Gabriel Myers
How do you go from this..
Colton Campbell
...and this..
Anthony Martin
I'm going to watch it for the hot bitches but there's no way in hell I'm paying for it. What's wrong with them being older? I have a milf/cougar fetish.
Noah Edwards
are you so gay you can only watch movies with males?
>no males to relate to >no attractive females to be attracted to Why would any straight man watch this?
Jeremiah Hernandez
I thought the exact same thing. What in the fuck. Who in their right minds calls a song "Queef." Lol
Eli Roberts
..all the way through this..
Elijah Cruz
>this is going to suck >will get mediocre reviews at best >"sexist manchildren cant stand the new oceans 8 movie!" articles flood entertainment sites
how much longer is this shit going to go on?
Carter Fisher
It's just gonna get worse.
Alexander Edwards
>mediocre at best Nah, mediocre at worst. Like the Ghostbusters movie. No critic will have the balls to trash it because
Grayson Morgan
Will they all be strong independent womyn who don't need no man?
Angel Nelson
>relate jesus christ you are pathetic
Jacob Morris
I'll be seeing it for Mindy Kaling's fat brown arse
Bentley Lee
Why is that?
Jack Morris
damn man hot thumbnails if I squint enough
Michael Evans
Why are incels hating on this already? The trailer looked okay and it's not "spitting on the grave" of their nostalgia like Ghostbusters.
Christian Flores
Isn't that the same argument women used to get more broads in the pictures?
Grayson Sullivan
It's going to be funny and comfy if nothing else just like Ghostbusters. Men will mansplain and spew their frustration with a full female cast on Sup Forums and I will skim through the Television & Film board and laugh. I can't wait for it to reach 90% on Rotten Tomatoes and you pigs will blame it on "SJW shilling". Fuck ups. Absolute bottom of the barrel sad fucks. Fuck you.
Austin Lewis
>you watch a movie >"Wow I am James Bond"
Jonathan Fisher
Relating doesn't mean self-inserting you retarded mongoloid.
Benjamin Lee
My ideal casting:
>Margot Robbie >Emily Blunt >Alexandria Daddario >Elizabeth Banks >Rihanna >Ariana Grande >Priyanka Chopra >Some random Asian QT (I honestly can't name any.) Just pick some chick who's like a megastar in Japan or China.
You could also maybe throw in a veteran actress as the team elder/manager. I guarantee you my casting would be much cheaper, mainly due to Bullock, Blanchett and Hathaway commanding massive salaries. Additionally, I would expect my film to perform much better at the box office given that men would actually want to see it and Chink/Pajeet market is better represented.
Austin Moore
Holy shit wtf is this lmao a bunch of women robbing shit bitch please
Ethan James
there is no getting of the ride, user
Jayden Clark
Kek
Zachary Sanchez
Phone poster detected
Levi Rodriguez
>Are they trying to guarantee that zero men will go to see this movie? I'll go watch it if it's good heist movie