>go to Chinese film with dad
>he calls every character ling ling
>makes jokes about them eating dog every 5 mins
>dad says we should get sushi while enjoying the film
>dad get his chopsticks half way through the film
>puts them in his mouth
>close his eyes
>starts clapping and shouting in Asian voice “VERY BIG PENIS, VERY BIG PENISU!”
>everyone in the cinema at this point is shouting at him to get the fuck out
>whole family is in hysterics
Anyone wanna trade?
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I wish I had a dad like that.
Your dad sounds fun as hell
wtf why your dad's hysterical
how is Vancouver this time of year OP?
based dad
Tell the Chinese to stop buying property in Canada and Australia and maybe they wouldn't get made fun of.
Get your dad a reality show! Quick!
>offended over racial jokes
Go kill yourself loser.
I HEAR YOU'RE A RACIST NOW, FATHER
pretty cool desu senpai
Chad Dad
>starts clapping and shouting in Asian voice “VERY BIG PENIS, VERY BIG PENISU!”
you canot a do a very chinuse accent you kno ok
>green eyeballs
????
His eyes are closed, those are Pepe's eyelids , Mr. Brainlet
you dad sounds cool as hell bro. cherish him
...
>One day user will wake up
> he will open his door and watch someone do the asain shuffle across thr sidewalk.
>he will get to the crosswalk and have to wait for the 4 way stop to cross
>he will go to lunch and all the seats will be taken by asains who have no food and will not get up.
>he will go to an asain restraunt for dinner and they will put mop water in his soup
>he will try to rent a new apartment and he will not be able to because asians only rent to asians.
>he will then drive home and try to find parking and have to circle for an hour becuase the asians have 15 people living in one house so they can save up to buy property and send their kids to medical school.
>ops children will get home from school and ask for fwied wice. And want to go to china for vacation.
Op will then realize his dad was right.
>"Ahh. A proud Maori warrior. I don't know why that slide is there, of course there are no Maori on Craggy Island"