No wonder you idiots didnt like the movie

No wonder you idiots didnt like the movie.

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she's not wrong

Damn my masculinity is shattered, wtf I love TLJ now.

I'm literally a Marxist SJW and I hated the movie

>The rebels are new
No one with half a brain could ever bring oneself to say this
OP doesn't even get a (You)

Why does this person tweet like the Rock?

People's misuse of "meta" angers me.

Why should I care what a woman has to say?

Why do women choose to be retarded?

>the rebels are NEW
>literally the same rebellion, only now with niggers instead of aliens
Wow, kind of like those New Germans I'm hearing about

honestly don't care about SJW, diversity and so on, my complains are:
>mama calls Poe joke - pathetic
>Supermaning Leia - making fun of dead actress?
>whole useless dumb casino subplot - literally just like "The Mummy" 2017 Prodigium bit everyone shat on
>lightspeed kamikaze - literally promoting suicide terrorism
>Chewie got almost nothing to do, less than 2minutes screentime
>aliens are almost non present, only noticable one is Admiral Ackbar who dies shortly
I'm ok with pretty much everything else, but these above are just undefendable.

>nazis are the bad guys

woah, who would have thought?!

I like how the only role model they provide for young white men is an authoritarian tyrant who worships power - and he's also the most interesting character in the movie. It's like Disney's Star Wars films are alt-right recruitment propaganda

She's actually a transwoman.

*failedman

I like what Disney did with this. You can't even be neutral on this, because everyone fucking watched Star Wars so you can't even act aloof as if you don't give a fuck about this retarded childrens film. I saw a faggot try this already and he got caught: "heh I think Star Wars is stupid hehe" "So you haven't even watched the OT" "Oh I have" "So why didn't you like this one? are you a fucking racist or something?" . Either you liked it and are a normal well adjusted liberal person or you didn't like and are a fucking nazi cocksucker who is probably an agent of Russia who should be shot for treason and potential terrorism

Well that just means retarded right off the bat.

One thing I notized is that in TLJ you don't see people of color in the First Order, you had it in TFA (the girl who fires the starkiller base is black), but in TLJ they all dissapeared. What's the explanation?

Why can't I just hate it because it's a terrible movie?

Say I accept the premise that Kylo Ren is a metaphor for the whining fanboys and the alt right...why ruin the story and climax of the trilogy by making 3 separate movies where Rey beats Kylo every time? It gets boring and it's terrible writing.

I bet you're a white male cis gendered Marxist SJW

>new ideas and fans and stories in SW
>TFA is a rehash of ANH
>TLJ is ESB with some ROTJ elements

WHOA HOW NEW AND FRESH

You should avoid the video game communities. They use "meta" to describe literally everything.

>STILL bitching about GG
lol

Died when Starkiller base got blown up. Unlike the enormous First Order armada that was... where exactly?

But even SJWs hated the movie too so?

>liberals love Islam
>symbol of liberalism in the film suicide bombs another ship

TLJ is diversity done wrong though. Every character of color is either a caricature, sent on an useless plot and/or shat on by a white character.
Only white liberals think the movie is progressive.

Ok, my head canon is that the Starkiller base was actually a gender studies college

No one follows more trannys then Sup Forums. I'd argue they wouldn't have a voice if you guys didn't care so much.

But doesn't Kylo Ren specifically talk about killing and forgiving the past while Rey steals the Jedi texts and is going to preserve the past?

...

I'm as soy as they get (many refer to me as Chef Soyardee) and I thought this movie was a steaming deuce

>the rebels are diverse
>leadership keeps making mistake after mistake
>cowards tried to abandon ship
>poc literally did nothing but aid the FO
>everyone but 20 people died
>saved by white man and woman

why do they think that openly insulting their fanbase is a good business decision? who do they think will take the place of neckbeards that will spend dollars on any piece of plastic shit with Star Wars logo on it and why do they think those new customers will be better and more loyal?

it's actually the new fanbase insulting the old fanbase

>open mindedness
Empirical evidence strongly supports the idea that intelligence is a highly heritable genetic trait, that it varies between races and ethnic groups, and that it, rather than discrimination, is primarily responsible for differences between the races regarding academic performance.

She's 100% right, it's very obvious.

New fanbase here, I liked TFA a lot and the more I think about TLJ the worse it becomes

This. I can't tell if they're so invested in a corporate product that they turn into raging cunt waffles to defend it or if they just really hate you and have this to use as an excuse now.

you don't sound like the new fanbase do you have an active facebook account a youtube and an instagram?

I have an AO3 account to leave kudos on Finnpoe porn if that counts

what do you think of Drumpf was too scoops too much? is impeach soon?

only when talking about character dynamics desu

>modern communists and cultural marxists want full cultural and economic control over the world
>the New Order wants to rule the whole galaxy and force their structure and tradition
>literally globalism
>meanwhile third-positioners in the alt-right fight against cultural imperialism and the homogenization of race/culture pushed by the left
>the rebels fight for the preservation of independent groups "across the galaxy"
>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for wookie children

>mfw I realize the races and imagery was flipped as a red herring
>mfw I realize the rebels were nazis all along
>mfw I realize that's a good thing

>The Villan Represents things I don't like
>The Hero's represent everything I like
>WOOOW SO META
>Also you're white and a Nazi if you didn't like it as well as an Obsessed nerd that takes Star Wars too seriously.

I want to die.

>movie is some nwo allegory
>everyone hated it
I'm fine with this

Disney is so fucking evil it's brilliant. They will use this for everything now. Didn't like the movie little boi? Racist! Kill him publish his search history call his employer!

I bet Amazon will do this with the nu LOTR, Oh you don't like our black elfs and hobbits? Well, well we have a Drumpf supporter over here boys.

Finn:[ Kills a bunch of people and children he doesn't know]

Finn: "It was all worth it cuz I freed the alien horses. IDK if they're better off out here in this feild or they will just be rounded up again, or hunted by predators, but it was still worth it.

Child Slaves living in the stables: Could you free us too?

Finn: Nah...

white american women are the worst people on earth

Is Kylo Ren the most /ourguy/ character in the series besides the Sheev?

It's the best and most powerful female personality combo: puritanical sluts.

The empire, first order and sith order are clearly not racist

The broad strokes of theLast Jediresponse surelooklike the broad strokesofGamergateor the backlash to theall-femaleGhostbustersremake. And there are lots and lots of tweets and user reviews and responses that focus on the idea that the film’s strongest characters are almost all women, who usually know the right thing to do, while its most evil characters are white men with complexes about being given what they think they deserve.

The Last Jediis more or less a metaphorical depiction of the baby boomer generation (a generation that featured alotof white dudes — good and bad — in positions of power) handing off leadership roles to younger generations, particularly millennials, who tend to be more racially diverse and to advocate having more women in positions of power. The series’ millennial good guys are a young white woman, a black man, a woman of Asian descent, and a Latino man, while its millennial bad guys are two white dudes.

But saying there’s a lot of cultural anxiety around this particular generational handoff is an understatement. And when you consider thatStar Warsfandom has long been presided over by white guys, it’s natural this would lead to angry policing over whatStar Warsis and isn’t. And that policing can be ugly and lead to toxic fandoms in which people who aren’t white men don’t feel comfortable.

very good post

>>>/tumblr/

Only the young ones, american old ladies are ok, they are good grandmas and make delicious apple pies.

Why do they keep saying the FO are all white?
Its just as diverse as the rebels, except for aliens.
Only the leadership is white, just like the rebels. Only one has white men, the other white women.

nah tumblr thinks this move is sexist, racist, and misogynistic

she's right, appart from the meta line. it's painfully obvious.

The movie was just awful, there is not a single memorable character in the seguel movies so far.

>there are only a few dozen rebels left at the end of the film
I wonder what they think of that

How come and social progression leads to degraded material things and tech but old school strict ways lead to cutting edge tech, clean and functional structures, law and order?

They literally don'tm tumblr is where most tlj idf is coming from.

Reminder that films don't have to be this way but this is the timeline you chose

I didn't choose this timeline

>>Chewie got almost nothing to do, less than 2minutes screentime
Chewie is a meme though. He's never contributed anything other than upvote moments.

You did by not fighting against it

the timeline chose me

> Rebels
> Diverse
there isn't a single openly gay or trans character here, no inter-species rlationships heck they were to scared to even have a romance with Finn and the precious white girl instead Finn got the other token minority this film is fucking pathetic

>dirty-uniformed tree huggers

Because the ladder demands the most out of its citizens and has no regards for conventional morals.

Rebels aren't diverse.
It's still mostly human.
In fact, more human than it was in the OT.
So the rebellion actually became less diverse.

>purple haired dyke tells you to blindly follow her without telling you anything while she gets hundreds of people killed and calls you a retard if you don't agree with her

>basically anti-fa

You have a point

Ackbar btfo! Dis one fo muh niggas.

Soft ass empire allowing nigger stormtroopers.
Palpatine wouldve never stood for such blasphemy

>GG

It's a very simplistic reading.
Kylo was the South Park guys.
His entire "let the past die, kill it" was effectively "nostalgia is horrible, and you should move past it completely."
Yoda was "Nostalgia is perfectly fine, just don't let yourself be held back by it. There is nothing wrong with enjoying and learning from it, but don't be afraid to try new things."
If anything, the people bitching about TLJ are equivalent to the uptight Jedi Council of the prequels, which is funny since they probably also shit on the prequels for their divergence from the magic of the OT.

Just you wait. This entire trilogy is going to be Disney's way of hugging the fans who were traumatized from George's whiplash departure from the OT in the Prequels, before telling them that things can't always stay the same, before blowing the entire Star Wars galaxy wide open for storytelling potential.

So a brand new trilogy set in the Star Wars universe pretending that it's part of a 9 part series.

Yes, wrapping up the Saga while sending the message to fans that every Star Wars movie doesn't need to be just like them.

It's is a setting rife with storytelling potential that doesn't even need to be the same genre the franchise traditionally has been.

You already saw that in Rogue One.

Fuck 1-6, we're gonna do our own thing.
>let us keep calling it episode 8 though

> First order is diverse as fuck
> Authoritative and suppresses wrong think

Oh boy, really tickles the noggin.

No one ever points this out

>ladder
JFMSU

It's kind of poetic if you think about it.
1-3, George was in complete control. Plot, direction, and everything was under the authority of one man.
4-6 he ran the show, but had to put up with a lot more studio oversight, constraints and management.
7-9 is completely studio managed, while sounds like a nightmare, except they are allowing multiple visions to come play in the universe and tell varying stories featuring new diverse character across broad spectrums that are only limited by the assurance that those stories will be enjoyable to audiences, and not do the IP a disservice.

The meta story of 1-9 is going to be about the Star Wars Universe being freed of it's yoke.

the problem is that these new movies seem incapable of worldbuilding.
No locations feel like they have functioned or will continue to function outside of the scenes they appear in. Everything that appears exists to revolve around the plot, and in star wars that is a serious problem.
take the first order for example, after two movies, the general audience is still unsure of the extent of their power, because the only indication is what appears (and is destroyed) in the current movie.

The bad guys in star wars have always been space nazis and the rebels have always been the democratized, diverse west. Trying to inject contemporary politics so it fits your prefered narrative is fucking stupid though, the world isn't white and black and the people you don't like IRL are not the same as the enemies of a fucking children's movie. Alt-rigters and goobers are fucking idiots and tools, but they are neither nazis or siths or whatever they're called now.

And also Kino Ren is the best character in the movie.

Star Wars isn't a children's film. Just because it isn't something akin to Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad with all the swearing, sex and violence doesn't mean it's strictly for children. Star Wars is meant to be enjoyed by everyone. thinking sex, violence and swearing = good because children aren't supposed to be viewing it.

Because it went against their the bad guys must be literal Nazis narrative that's being pushed.

This can't be happening... I'm in control here!

No one was abandoning ship. The leadership was stupid in not telling everyone they were going to leave the ships and set up on the nearby planet to signal for help which lead Poe and the others to start a mutiny. Pretty bad when a 2 min talk could have prevented all of that. Poe goes along with the plan anyways when Leia tells him after. So fucking dumb. It was literally just to create more drama and not spend time giving us more info on characters like Snoke.

I actually talked to my friend about this and he said it's totally normal for the chain of command to just not tell you everything going on and things can be on a need to know basis and that Poe was in the wrong for going against his superior. That I understand but I couldn't see how it should be that way in this situation. You have a small group of people scared for their lives and you're not going to tell them what's up? You expect them to just blindly follow you into what clearly looks like being sent to their death without putting up a fight? For fucks sake just tell your soldiers what they're doing.

Yeah in reality those little kids would have been beaten pretty bad by the alien running the stables.

Toxic femininity needs to go. It's 2018 soon.

It's even got a dumb cunt with purple hair who gets mansplained to.

>Marxist SJW

You can be one or you can be the other, but you cant be both

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Lads... this is pretty scary...

From hereon in I can instantly garner if someones opinions are instantly worthless by hearing them say

>I really liked SW:VIII

Like... Them as a person and their opinions are instantly invalid, It's an instant line in the sand that'll be impossible to ignore.

Explain to him how so or you're just spinning your wheels making a comment like that.

Natale is the type of person that is 40 years old but still has the mind of a 4 year old

this is all of my friends though.

This is what's terrifying about it though...