Now that the new trilogy is two-thirds over, let's list all of Finn's accomplishments

Now that the new trilogy is two-thirds over, let's list all of Finn's accomplishments.

I'll start:

filled the diversity quota

He's got a cool aesthetic going on when he's holding a blue lightsaber, but it's completely blown away when he swings it.

He looked cool when he was Storm Trooper With Blood on Face.

>be ugly
>get a girlfriend so ugly that makes you look good by comparison

He looked coolest when he was a Storm Trooper with the mask on and we couldn't see his face yet.

>gets his ass kicked by the best character in nu wars

>get diverse cast
>put the minorities in a containment subplot and relationship
what did the mouse mean with this

He still had the mannerisms of a chimp though

desu I don't hate the idea of a black storm trooper. Seeing a storm trooper do storm trooper things but he's black is fine and cool. They just made him lame as shit afterwards as soon as he took the helmet off though.

first ape in star wars

he probably cleaned toilets really good

>yfw finn literally dindu nuffin

>people actually thought he was going to be the hero protagonist after the first TFA trailer

>Sacrificed himself to save the few remaining members of the Resistance
Wait, no lol, that would actually give him a purpose in the story. Love will save the Resistance from the battering ram laser cannon.

>Character isn't a mary sue
>Sup Forums complains that they don't do anything

really makes you think

You might say *ahem* Finn do nuffin

Are you retarded or just pretending?

be black

by manlet trooper

he is black and stinky

They literally made Finn less relevant that Master Windu and Lando

Disney progressive facade is pure clickbait

>this

If he had been a Jedi or even a skilled storm trooper Sup Forums would hate that too

He is clearly the only character that had any sort of story arc in TFA. He was an average dude audience insert.

...

>Disney champions itself as a SJW diversity coporation
>Use him as bait and switch for Rey
>Make him a baboon who can’t do anything
>Make his backstory a Janitor
>Wont let Finn fuck that pawg out of fear of backlash from conservatives
>Still wants SJW points so they give him an Asian
>Make her ugly so they dont piss of China

I'd tried to find a way out of this if I was Boyega. No amount of money is worth this disrespect. If you arent going to lean full on into the SJW shit just dont do it at all. Wanting to have your cake and eat it too is just disingenuous as fuck.

>Finn lost on purpose

Best traitor.

Seriously, It's jarring just how willing Finn is to kill his former comrades. I mean, the reason he defects is because he didn't want to kill for the first order, but apparently killing for the other side is a-ok? I'm not saying he should be a pacifist or anything, but dude should at lease have some kind of hesitation or doubts.

It's not that he's black, it's the fact he looks like a chimp.

Too bad they cut his arc in half. He goes from "No way in Hell I'm going back to fight the Empire. I just ran from those guys" to "I guess I'm fighing the empire. Give me the lightsaber for a bit. Suicide mission? I'm in!"

WE

How did they make a two and a half hour movie where no one does anything? I literally just got back home from seeing it. The more I think about it, the more I realize that literally nothing happened in this entire movie. I guess Snoke died? Is that really of any consequence when he never really did anything and was never explained?

What is even the premise here? The Resistance gets tracked through hyperspace, then they run away for the rest of the movie, and they've got to find away to shake the First Order before they run out of fuel? Some shitty 50 year old Mon Calamari cruiser is faster than brand new top-of-the-line Star Destroyers? The entire First Order fleet doesn't have ANY ships that could have caught up with the Resistance? The Resistance didn't have ANY fuel reserves? People blip in and out of hyperspace throughout the movie, why couldn't one of the Star Destroyers just gone into hyperspace and cut them off?

>It's not that he's black, it's the fact that he's black

?

this
there's actually decent looking black actors, but Finn actually looks like a chimp

in TFA it takes him like 5 mins from "killing is bad" to "haha, fuck you brothers and sisters" *pew pew*
all they had to do was lettimg him miss his shots on purpose in the first fighting scene, so just forcing them to take cover, and then have Finn be a bit shocked looking etc. when shooting down the TIE fighter on jakku... really not that hard

don't forget said sub-plot was completely meaningless and didn't affect the rest of the movie at all and the only thing that changes if you remove it from the film is it's now under 2 hours

Anyone else miss the only good character of 7 or 8 too?

you forgot about his child bearing hips

child bearing hips, dick sucking lips

I WANNA MARRY BOEYAGA

Glad someone else noticed this. Colour contrasts surprisingly well. He wore the lightsaber much better than Rey.

Finn/Poe/Rose story was completely pointless, the resistance getting their ass kicked had some reason to exist, most of Reys time spent with Luke was pointless (he never trains her, she never gets any major insight, just decides betting on Luke was a mistake and takes off), all in all in the end not much was accomplished in the entire movie aside from Kylo now being supreme leader.

underrated, lol

Betrayed and murdered his friends and family over some jelly on his face.

in jj abrams plans he was supposed to be a talented shooter (with poe the talented pilot and rey the talented fighter)

but disney fucked his shit up

>THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a wasted opportunity, i was hoping that struggle to fight his former friends would add so much depth. but nope.

They took the plot of a filler episode in a TV series and made it into a movie. Arguably into a trilogy.

I miss the TR8R memes

I have never in my life seen something on here go so quickly from universally loved to universally hated.

he murdered a bunch of rich people to free their race horse creatures and left their child slaves in the stables.

List of accomplishments from A New Hope to Empire
>Luke destroys the Death Star
>Luke trains with Yoda to learn the force
>Luke finds out Vader is his father
>Obi Wan successfully buys Luke, Han and Leia time

List of accomplishments from Force Awakens to Last Jedi
>Destroy Star Killer base
>Rey defeats Kylo Ren in a duel
>Rey finds Luke and trains with him
>Rey goes to confront Kylo/Snoke
>Rey resists the dark side and helps save Kylos life by fighting Snokes guards
>Rey saves the entire resistance with The Force
>Admiral Holdo sacrifices herself to save the resistance
>Luke successfully buys the resistance some time so escape

More stuff has happened in the new trilogy.

people hate traitor?

Finn being a defecting stormtrooper is way more interesting than Rey just being some random orphan, why didn't they make him the central character?

He could have had a great moment if he saved the rebels by kamakazi but that fat stupid asian bitch cock blocked his moment and stole the thunder

Reddit and Facebook stole it within a couple of days of its inception and that was it

Sorry I'm from /m/ so I don't pay attention to those places.

>forgets luke's badass scenes on hoth
>forgets luke's cool ass slaying of the rancor
>forgets luke literally saved everyone's ass at the sarlaac pit
>forgets luke convinces the ewok village that c3po is a god on endor thus directly saving them all from being burned alive
>kills a fuckton of stormtroopers

get out, you have never even seen the movies.

Yeah but Luke's good scenes are tempered by ones where his failures are matched by his successes:

>knocked out by a wampa
>had to be rescued by Han after killing it
>shot down by an AT-AT and losing his partner after taking the first down
>failing Yoda's expectations repeatedly
>failing the test of the dark side in the cave on Yoda's planet
>failing against Vader in his duel
>needing to be saved by Lando and Leia
>failing to rescue Han
This is what makes Luke a dynamic, interesting, developed, and well thought-out character. His successes are measured by his failures and he learns from them. Rey has none of this.

>oh shit, they're going to kill Leia right at the beginning
>fucking force superman her back into the plot with no explanation
>oh shit, they're going to kill Finn, one of the new protagonists, what a ballsy move
>no wait that fucking girl nobody cares about ruins the day once again
>oh shit, they're going to team Kylo and Rey up
>or he's just going to instantly go back to being a power-hungry teenager
>oh shit they've made Luke an invincible force-god
>oh no wait he's just shitting himself on an island and now he's dead
I've never seen a film pull punches like this one. Credit to them killing Snoke was a genuinely good twist but it feels hollow because we NEVER KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM.

Would you be able to survive if a fucking abominable snowman attacked you out of nowhere, faggot? No, you'd run twenty feet and start wheezing because your nonathletic ass hasn't ever experienced anything approaching adversity, you fucking weakling.

Did you completely ignore the rest of my post to focus on that single point and hand wave everything else away?

-Refused to fire on civilians.
-Defected from the First Order.
-Freed a Resistance pilot.
-May make a good gunner one day.
-Made accurate shots.
-Knew about the bases weakness.
-Came back for his friend.
-Managed a hit on Kylo Ron.
-inspires others.
-Always stands up against enemies regardless of the situation.
-Loyal... to a fault.
-Is played by John Boyega.
-And is cute.

only purpose of the character is asking "where's rey?" when rey is offscreen

>freed Poe
>First Order knowledge used to infiltrate Starkiller Base
>sparked a rebellion on Canto Bight
>First Order knowledge used to infiltrate the Supremacy
>killed a leader in the First Order

He's not even ugly, he's just styled horrendously. John Boyega looks fine outside of Star Wars. Same goes for Daisy, Kelly, Adam, and Domhnall.

Everybody in the new trilogy except for Poe looks HIDEOUS, and they're not hideous people. What fucking lenses are they using? And the costume design is horrible.

>And is cute.
>He's not even ugly,

The guy looks like a cave man in his lower face. Pic related.

fpbp

hes not white and hollywood loves that

He's the reason most of the rebels get killed in Last Jedi

he and Rose brought in DJ and not the original codebreaker, DJ told the First Order where the rebel ships were and they shot half of them out of the sky.

he fucked up super badly

Thumbs all the way up.

Even though I find Finn to be the best looking out of everyone, that doesn't mean the cast is unattractive.

>The guy looks like a cave man in his lower face. Pic related.

Why are you showing pics of white people?

half of these are from that Rick and Morty episode, aren't they

Topkek

>hes not white and hollywood loves that

...? Kathleen Kennedy's choices for Finn were all white dudes. It took Abrams to convince that Boyega should be cast.

This women is on your side, 100 percent.

Rose should have let him complete his suicide attempt

he has huge hips so he is way too disproportionate to say he isn't ugly

You could recognize him because he was the only storm trooper with really wide hips

I dont understand his characterization.
He was kidnapped by the First Order when he was 5 or so, allegedly a great marksman but on janitorial duties, defects in his first mission out, cheers for the death of his brothers and sisters that he's grown up with and been indoctrinated for 20 something years.

Aww, you wish you had some.

Here's what happened, the entire resistance dies except for a handful of pathetic survivors that all fit inside the Falcon

Cheated out of his hero’s death

Is Kathleen Jewish?
>no

And shes the head of a hugely powerful movie production house????
>yes

And she was taking advice from Jew Jew abrahms.
>Holyshit. I think i found out what happened.

LMAO this isnt about killing star wars its about killing the non jew.

Around Jews never relax Katty K.

He's always there to shout "WOOOOO!!!" when something happens

Exactly. Which only reinforces another point, that Luke did not need to stoop to a moment of nepoticide for a display of weakness.

>fight with honour
>get blasted by han when he wins
And the first order are supposed to be the bad guys?

Look at the Neanderthal on the left. Observe his prognathism relative to the Cro Magnon man on the right and then compare this with John Boyega.

It's the longest Star Wars movie by far but it accomplished the least

This. I feel exactly the same, tho some more could be listed, but these are the main points. Fuck this shitty-ass movie.

Whose armour and weapon were strangely immune to lightsabres.

Just not seeing it.

Being useless

If being unoriginal entertains you enough to think fpbp then ok, brainlet fag.

It's almost like a young farmboy who knows nothing actually has to learn things and grow as a character!

bump

You guys are retarded.

Finn began the trilogy as a cowardly stormtrooper who defects and lies about his intentions to Rae in order to use her.

He finished this movie by trying to sacrific himself to save the resistance from certain death.

Its called a character arc, sweetheart.

This. Too many shenanigans while people are dying in a war.

>JJ Abrams taking character traits from GTA V

That would have been nice to see. Too bad they make Finn a bumbling idiot and a coward again, even though he was supposed to learned to be brave in Force Awakens.

>posted traitor two years ago
>8 wasn’t good
Fuck you meme magic

Shut up, China.

Doesn't that mean it was loved?
Stupid fucking nigger

>its not all her fault
white knight detected

The movie spun its wheels for 2.5 hours & didn't go anywhere.

& killed any anticipation for IX whilst doing so.