Religious "mothers" are making a cartoon series.
If you haven't heard of one million moms there that group that tell their audience to dox cartoon networks and advertisers for airing same sex kisses. (and some other stuff).
Now their making their own cartoon. It's gonna be shit right?
>onemillionmoms.com
Thoughts?
Am I just a cynical asshole for watching that video and seeing a bunch of kids jump around in excitement at some religious lecture like a community and all I can think is, "This looks fucking depressing"?
What the hell is wrong with me.
Cynical? Maybe.
But realistically, it is depressing to see these kids excited over fucking religious indoctrination.
Also, LOL at a group of a few thousand busybody moms (at best!) trying to make a cartoon.
You know what, let them do it. I want to see it crash and burn
Maybe the stuff that they do to other cartoons should happen to them.
Well, yeah, that's pretty much exactly what is going to happen. The DVD will sell a couple hundred copies (mostly to OMM members), then it'll be forgotten about and OMM will stop trying to do shit that is going to lose them money.
Indifference is a wonderful insult. It is also the best way to ensure a career failure. Whether love or hate, any reaction can be manipulated and used for one's own gain - but no reaction is the kiss of death.
"Ryan Defrates: Secret Agent" is an animated action-adventure series about a young spy with a whole lot to learn! He's arrogant and reckless and always insists on working alone. That is, until the day he's paired with a very unlikely partner... his mom
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but will it dethrone the vagatable fables?
I'm not sure, Satan. I don't think it will do very well. But thats just my opinion, my Dark Lord.
are they specifically looking to have a TON of porn made for this show? because that seems like the best possible strategy for porn.
>That is, until the day he's paired with a very unlikely partner... his mom
How the fuck does that even happen?
>Agent Bower got shot sixteen times in the face, we need to get someone new. Check our lists and contacts with Interpol, UNCLE, and ODIN.
>Why don't we just get Deb?
>Who the fuck is Deb?
>She's Agent Defrates' mom.
>That douchebag kid down in processing? I mean, I guess we could. What agency does she work for? Is she a weapons specialist, a sniper, what?
>Nah, nah, none of that. She runs the cash register at CVS.
>Is she a mutant, at least? Like, a reject from the Avengers?
>Nah, just some lady.
>...you know what, just give her a call. Let's see her chops.
We live in a world where Bill Nye's new science show has anything BUT science. So this crap no longer surprises me anymore.
it seems like your really stretching to discuss another topic on this thread, user
We must draw incest porn of these two and send it to 1MM and American Family Studios just to see what happens
You think they can top those Jehova witness indoctrination videos?
please make it femdom incest porn. MILFs one-upping and humiliating and molesting their masculine adult sons is LITERALLY the most patrician fetish
>It's gonna be shit right?
Yes. It's adults trying to be 'cool' and send a wholesome message at the same time, has that ever not been aweful?
>dox cartoon networks and advertisers
Don't forgeth they are sending wholesome message... WITH JESUS!
veggietales best tales
I can feel the record scratch
Veggie tales was good but besides that I don't think its ever been done we'll
both sides of the spectrum are attempting to teach kids there way through the media because people realize parent's have little to do with their children now.
It's so white. Really, years of tokenism made me expect a black best friend or similar crap but the only minority is deep on the background. This could be Sup Forums favorite cartoon
Is being spanked by Christ a fetish now?
>there
their*
Seems to be three episodes made, but you have to buy them.
not particularly, christians usually just spank their kids when they do bad stuff and people attribute sexual feelings to that because they're perverts or they want to slander an opposing group by making them seem like perverts
...
It is gonna be terrible, but all religious cartoons (except veggietales) are bad. I just hate this group because of all the dumb shit they protest. Like, one of the related articles in that 1MM site is a campaign to urge Payless shoes to pull advertising from a show that's TV-14 because it's not a family friendly show. It's TV14 of course it's not family friendly you dumb bitch! Why would you give a shit about a shoe company airing its ads on a show? Why invest time into something that does literally nothing. Payless is gonna keep their ads there and you wasted time trying to convince them otherwise. Fuck this gay earth
>But realistically, it is depressing to see these kids excited over fucking religious indoctrination.
This.
Shit like this is more than depressing. It's almost criminal, really.
Man, Jesus must really love spanking Japanese people then
The full intro.
>draw rule 34 of the show
>1MM has a full blown freakout
this is the best idea
>kids get cancer because they're naughty
wew
I can already see the edits of this cover. It's too fucking easy
Is that his mom?
this would be so easy to make porn of
I second this.
If you're going to make a religious show, why not actually base it on Christian mythology? It's interesting as fuck and so underused. Prince of Egypt is probably the only animated film that does something with it.
wasn't that more Jewish mythology?
I imagine the logical result of hitting a beehive with a stick would be punishment enough.
Also, I love how these fundie messages always make the good Lord look like a complete asshole. Apparently all those polio, black plague, and ebola victims were a right bunch of misbehaving cunts the lot of them.
wow
Old Testament is still part of the Christian bible.
Prince of Egypt was so fucking good.
>Also, I love how these fundie messages always make the good Lord look like a complete asshole
Just like in the Old Testament!
They would be so easy to fuck with.
>is that my... mom?
If that's what his mother looks like now, I want some sweet sweet /ss/ fanart to come out of this at least
The Salms said that a loving father get his son used to spanking
>femdom
>patrician
You poor soul.
it's both until the new testament when jesus starts whipping jews and gets jfk'd in rome
oh shit boys here we go...
Wow this is fucked up.
>Thanks you for commenting, Eliza Pancakes!
I'm laughing at this way more than I should be
You act as if Christianity taking mythology and traditions from other cultures and giving it a Jesus painting is uncommon
Baiting these people is a piece of cake.
we gotta find a waifu and make porn of it, that'll show them! (blind chick doesn't count)
Oh these sweet summer children
user, pls, you know full well these people would never have balls enough to show what angels are really like. "FEAR NOT", is a phrase you just don't hear anymore.
Ophanim are the best, by the way.
Before God started taking his meds.
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When is this getting gay R34?
Before the got laid
she ain't blind, she a cool mom
Here's the preview for episode 1
Defrates should definitely get it from his BBC boss
Showing kids how cool angels are would probably do a better job of convincing them to believe in God then watching some shitty secret agent cartoon.
>you know full well these people would never have balls enough to show what angels are really like. "FEAR NOT", is a phrase you just don't hear anymore.
they really should, christianity has never been all about "just be nice to everyone bruh" there has always been right and wrong and consequences for those actions
...So, was someone over at 1MM watching or reading up on Get Smart, read about how Mel Brooks had to fight the network on not having Maxwell Smart's lives-with-him-mom be a cast member, and think it was a BRILLIANT idea the heathens scrapped?
*shrugs*
I like the idea of rule-34ing this shit as payback, but really, only 1MM people are going to buy this, and if it's only direct to DVD with no outlet like cable, or Netflix/hulu, the only other people who'd possibly get it are wal-mart shoppers diving through the 4 buck DVD bin.
5 years from now, it'll resurface in one of those "Did anyone else ever watch this?" Sup Forums threads and then we'll all have a big laugh about the outrageous amount of porn some guy named Karl drew of it back in the day, and move on to complaining about zombie Simpsons or how the DC movies sucked even after Synder was eaten by mutant spiders.
Jesus is like
>"Don't be pokin' 'round that beeh- GIRL THAT'S IT! YOUR ASS IS GETTIN' BEE ALLERGIES"!
I wonder what type of over religious plots their gonna have like Ryan mom teaching him the benefits of following the Ten Commandments
>Jesus Camp: The Cartoon
I'm on board, even if just to be able to say I was there when everything crashed and burned
>2017
>still being a religious reactionary
They should have gotten on the tumblr bandwagon to ban sex instead
Maybe something about homos are bad? One Million Moms really hate the gays.
>(blind chick doesn't count)
Well they wouldn't see it coming.
>Ryan's mom teaches about the evils of birth control and condoms
These people sound like a barrel of fun
ROB SCHNEIDER IS: A SECRET AGENT.
>I like the idea of rule-34ing this shit as payback
What if Rule 34 of the show was sent before the show came out? Do you think they would cancel it completely?
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS HARDEST MISSION YET... SPENDING TIME WITH HIS MOM
I dunno, is 1MM even aware of porn on the internet? I imagine they think it's still like all magazines from filthy adult shops and maybe slut-shaming blackmail material from cellphones.
There's barely any visible age difference between him and his mom. Now how will anyone be able to tell the porn is mother/son?
I think they know of real porn being available on the internet, but probably not r34.
>user, pls, you know full well these people would never have balls enough to show what angels are really like. "FEAR NOT", is a phrase you just don't hear anymore.
You know what?
I love wacky angels. I love flaming wheels with tons of eyes and hundred-winged beads of fire and etc etc etc.
But there probably aren't even three lines in the Bible where an angel actually does the "FEAR NOT" thing, and most of the time they just look like humans. Most of the descriptions of wacky insane angels are esoterica and beardy references to older mythology by scholarly Jews with lots of time on their hands and egos to preen.
I've never seen Veggie Tales, but from the comments here I assume that its creators were interested/passionate about telling some actual stories and entertaining kids.
Are there any examples of good cartoons where it's obvious the makers cared less about the medium and more about pushing morals on people as an ulterior motive?
Guys, I'd really rather we didn't make these lunatics aware of r34.
There's nothing like unhinged soccer moms for starting controversy over stuff.
Veggie Tales has had some legit talent work on it. Doug TenNapel, the Earthworm Jim guy, worked on it at some point for example.
No.
Well, I guess that NK cartoon with the evil American super wolves is pretty hilarious.
>his fucking voice
This VA is a faggot in denial.
I know for certain if Christian directors went with the high fantasy action take using Christian stories, people would be a lot more interested, instead of another, "I'm an atheist until muh terminal butt disease vanished into thin air, now I believe!"
>I've never seen Veggie Tales, but from the comments here I assume that its creators were interested/passionate about telling some actual stories and entertaining kids.
The thing about VeggieTales (at least, what I remember) is it didn't shove Jesus down your throat throughout the episode. The only time they really talked about the Bible and God was at the end of the show after the main story.
>Are there any examples of good cartoons where it's obvious the makers cared less about the medium and more about pushing morals on people as an ulterior motive?
are you fishing for "Steven Universe"?
Why is NZ not on that map in the background.
Also
>that animation
how did people react to Chronicles of Narnia?
SU isn't widely accepted as good and it arguably originally cared about the medium as much as the morals during the first two seasons.
I just learned that this Veggie Tales thing existed.
This actually went on air in civilized nations?
>Honestly thinks unhinged soccer moms could wipe all the porn of the internet.
American protestantism has always produced terrible art, probably because of it's roots in puritanism.
American catholic's meanwhile have produced some amazing cinema.
>SU isn't widely accepted as good
It kinda is.
Sup Forums is basically the only place that dislikes it, and even here it has a fucking ginormous fanbase.
>This actually went on air in civilized nations?
Yes, do you have a problem with that? VeggieTales isn't a bad show, dude.
What can they do? No one listens to them, they just squawk noisily at things they don't like, hoping something will be done. If they couldn't stop Payless from advertising on a TV show they don't approve of what could they do against ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET
Honestly, I think most people dislike SU but are simply silent about it because they don't want to get shit on for not liking the "progressive" show. It's the same reason that the left seems so widespread but always seems to lose in elections.