I bet most of you pussies wouldn't last a day working at Jiro's

I bet most of you pussies wouldn't last a day working at Jiro's

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>Puts raw fish on rice
>THAT WOULD BE SEVEN HUMDRED DORRA SIR

I fail to see the problem

*gives you a massage*

That'll be donation + tip.

you are doing god's work user

what the fuck

Lou Dong is based. Just walks around all day aggressively feeling up women

What do you mean? It's just a massage, bro.

>Complains about raw fish
>Documentary clearly shows him boiling the fish

how

Just be yourself, bro.

Woman will pay you to grope them if you're in a masseuse's uniform

>that beach one where he massages some girls foot with his chin
absolutely based

Normal clothing works too.

Its kinda creepy but i cant lie and say i wouldnt let hi mdo it to me

Are you a girl?

It's not creepy as he's keeping it strictly professional.

Never work for asians. They are sociopathic slave drivers.
Working's for queers anyway.

[spolier]yes[/spoiler] but man a massage like that as gropey and weird as it is probably feels great

>Asians work too hard
>that's why I don't work

true kino

>puts leaf on raw rice
>wraps it with slab of old rotting fish

TREE HUNTRET DORRA PREASE SAMA

Gotta achieve balance somehow brainlet.

PLEASE BE IN LONDON

M I N N E S O T A

Gay. Could've used my ancient Asian chi.

You still can. Use teleportation jutsu.

*teleports my hand underneath your shirt*

Psssh. Nothing personelle, grillo.

What is he doing with his face when he gets so close?

the comments on these videos lmao

jav code?

Leftists will eat any shit up as long as it comes from the east
lmfao dumb gaijin

check out at that ayy lmao in the back

>Lou Dong
make a webm out of this one youtube.com/watch?v=pPclSvfpMsE

Gotta channel Qi into her by using his tongue.

How can I get away with rubbing gwailo pusy in public?

Holy shit, is this finally the key to ugly asian guys like me getting girls?

no the key is learning to massage well
girls will especially like it if you know which area and how to massage it well thats why the old asian guy in jav gets a pass.

>ugly

Better luck next reincarnation. Do more good karma or else you'll turn into a tree or a vegetable.

I wonder how old she is. There's not really that much lewdness in that video.

>tfw dong will never mollest your boobies

Where do i go to have this done to me

Come to my house.

Bring donation + tip.

Post address

No, Dong gets them all worked up and then they're horny as shit so they get their Chad bf's to fuck the shit out of them.

It's like having an omega male who just does all the foreplay for you.

The girl here has fucking great thighs

youtu.be/ggjr91yPad4

lol these webms
does the dude ever massage a guy or an ugly chick?
this has to be a fetish porn right

I'm sure he does, but he knows what people want to see on his channel.

She got that breeding body.

he does massage ugly chicks once in awhile
dude also has a wife
but in order to make a youtube strive you gotta provide good content like this

this shit is amazing
anymore stuff like this? makes my dick diamonds

youtube.com/watch?v=pPclSvfpMsE
just look up his channel lou dong

ty based dong user

Her body very big. Need many Qi. Need a lot massage.

Asians are soo fucking desgustang and uglys, like anglos, irish, franch and germany

Am I allowed to like this one?

>when you realize the massage webm guy is an adept shitty thread derailer

its like quentin is back :')

Literally only women sign up for it, fucking thots. Artificial womb NOW please.

herrroo cute a gurrr, u want ah flee massa-joo-ah?

herrrooo white man, u want berry good ah-soooshi?

both of these riceniggers are making $$$ whilst the rest of you cucks are just sitting here, on the sidelines, discussing them.

these riceniggers can make their money and feel up boobs and asses. but those white women would never actually want them sexually, so whos the cuck? Sure, tiny old asian guy, get my wife all hot and bothered so she wants to fuck me and my huge white dick in the car later, lmao

killed off unexpectedly because they couldn't afford to keep paying his exorbitant acting/sushi fees

I don't get it. Why are they letting him do this?

um excuse me, these ingredients cost about 8$ total why are you charging us 600 for putting them together?

Because it feels good.

>accidentally put rice on the fish
>get fired

How does he do it?

>cant even please his wife
jesus christ you need an asian guy to do it?

Quality thread guys! Is lou dong an honorary asian and also /ourguy/

>Talks about his huge dick
>Can't even make his wife horny or cum
>Need an old gook to make her horny for you
Jesus

>Sure, tiny old asian guy, get my wife all hot and bothered so she wants to fuck me and my huge white dick in the car later, lmao
Are you a cuckold?

>honorary asian

Pretty sure he's already Asian.

DONG'D

there's nothing better than eating raw animals from the ocean

t. virgins

I'll be putting the seed in her. maybe ill put up a video of it on pornhub so you can jack off to it later

most of these fucks can't even do pt at McDs in a white hood

He'd 'gaslight' you into thinking you're doing a crumby job

Like the guy he tricked into making pancakes for 20 years

>Puts fish boogers on plate
That'll be $1,000,000 plus tax and tip+donation

Let me get this straight
You would let an old asian man who doesn't even know you or your wife feel up your wife and get her horny and cum rather than doing it yourself? And you are calling others virgin and cucks? The fuck kind of logic is that

That's not a sushi fish tho. Not all fish are full of parasites, dumbo amerilard

right, sushi fish is caught from that parasite free part of the ocean

youtube.com/watch?v=vFP5xD2l3ro

The key is to breaking down his workers so he can manipulate them to his whim.

OP's right, I wouldn't last a day. He'd know he wouldn't be able to ruse me just by looking at me. I'd be asked to leave

We already done jacking off watching lou dong grope these thots. Why would we watch your tiny white dick?

You don't get the part where I'm the one making her cum in the end. and I'm also making her horny every single fucking day every hour. not just one random time in the park. the asian guy is just getting her warmed up, the equivalent of the guy who changes the oil and tires on the car at a racetrack. I get to drive it and win, he gets nothing

Yes there are parasite free fish. Not all seafood is full of parasites, you can check it yourself. Who would have thought, you dumb smelly amerimutt

Don't listen to the retarded Americunts
They don't have a brain.

People are easily manipulated with money tho.
You would probably suck my dick and swallow for a couple grand

HEY JIRO MAN LEMME GET A CALIFORNIA ROLL TO GO

TOUCHING THE CUNNY

and they know that they have no parasites when they are caught? do you really think they throw away fish with parasites? they just cut out the infested part

>Orgasms @ 1:19
Riced

You think girls get orgasms from massages?

If done properly yes.

shes being tickled

holy shit these virgins itt

he reminds me of issei the cannibal

Why does he suck the top part of their head? I can understand the massage part

These have got to be bullshit and dangerous for injuries. If a guy is out there on the boardwalk giving massages in the streets like he's busking or something, what kind of qualifications could he possibly have?