DANNY OCEAN DEAD

RIP THE PATRIARCHY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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TAKE THAT WHITE MALES!

cant be worse than Oceans 12.

At least its a sequel and not a remake

>Rihanna super hacker

The name Awkwafina is the worst thing about this movie so far

It's worse than Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder

Should I be upset?
I never watched these shitty movies so I have no idea if anything was ruined

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i saw that shit too. shes some kind of asian female rapper

>I never watched these shitty movies

Kys,Ocean's Eleven is Kino.

Can't wait for it to do poorly, so they can blame their strawman, "the alt right"

Literally just a parody of this
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Either they're both good or they're both shit

>thinking they'll actually kill off danny
he faked his death

That was my first thought When I saw this, When everything seems lost he Will show up to save the Day.

>Implying he's actually dead

Come the fuck on

>heist movie for women
I’m sure that will go well

>mfw it's called Ocean's 8 so they can do a trilogy without it overlapping with Ocean's 11

>man named daniel ocean, who is a world renowned grand larsonist, a profession in which a person literally takes on multiple identities and personas, has his genuine name put up on a plaque as being dead the same year the movie is set to take place

and this confirms him dead, how? the man is a self made moolionaire with stolen money. if i were him and i wanted to hang it up i'd fake my own death too. would be extremely easy to set up a new identity with that kind of money.

You know that hes going to show up with cocksucking Matt Damon to save the dumb bitches.

i just threw up in my mouth a bit

Its the 'in' name among certain female demographic

>A man saving the day.

Sexist shit. He'll just be on a tropical island to say good job when the women do their job by phone call or skype.

...

You're probably right.

Haha what a strange drawing

i hate women as much as the next guy, but i feel bad for hathaway. she's such a hateable cunt but i thought she was finally going to have some friends. but no, she's the cunty target.

meh, i'll give it a torrent. I like my heist movies so I'll take my chances. And holy fuck is this being shilled hard on here. Shouldn't they be spending their time on a demographic that won't actively shit all over this and then ignore it?

It's a photograph of your mother's vuhhhh.

They should have his suit in her snatchcave so it implies he was always her robin

implying it succeeds and isn't like fembusters

I think what they were hoping for is to cash in on the free press femmebusters got. Look how much free press Last Jedi is getting calling Sup Forums russian trolls and racists for it having bad audience scores.

this site gets used a lot for that. either shilling for a response or false flagging to use something they couldn't find.

Omg your right...

>a prequel for women to a series that no women saw
>in a genre that women don’t watch
they are banking on clothes, jewelry, and a Taylor Swift helping it beat the odds, but I doubt it will work.
Fembusters 2.0

>oceans 11
>rob the combined vault of three casinos and get back his wife in the process
>oceans 12
>steal a priceless art piece with hundreds of millions of dollars on the line
>oceans 13
>revenge job to tank a casino operator's new crown jewel property at its opening and steal hundreds of millions in the process
>oceans 8
>steal a necklace to spite her ex-boyfriend
wew lass

>rihanna
>hacker
oh my god
>uses a track ball mouse
oh my GOD
>named 8-ball
>trackball isn't even the eight ball
OH MY GOD
why did this piss me off so much

No one is going to see this movie.

I thought yall was joking with that yasssss queen shit.

Fake profile too

i made an ironic yass queen comment so i thought that was my comment at first

to be fair, in 11 he robbed the bad guy cause he was fucking his ex wife

i cant wait for the reveal at the end when hes still alive. will roll my eyes so hard.

Holy fuck, you're right.

THE PAST IS FEMALE

i'll take anything anybody gives me

2 more confirmed movies HYPE

fake grave and loot from a crime is stashed there

56% Rotten tomatoes score

LMAO she looks like Michael Jackson

>I recognize those feet

I know this is a shitpost, but this is the most obvious Hollywood "twist" ever. Hack writing will have him faking his own death, and then you get a "surprise" Clooney cameo near the end of the movie.
They're creatively bankrupt.

Good boy.

>certain female demographic
Morons?

I had the same thought.

Don't insult my culture, please.

wrong. whats really going to happen is:
>ocean fakes his death
>miss me?.jpg
>end of movie suprise im not dead
>startled sandra bullock shoots ocean
>ocean now dead for real
>fuck teh patriarchy
>muh strong women

there is something a little more noble about a man trying to get more attention from the woman he still loves than from a woman maliciously attacking an ex-boyfriend out of spite

Pussy, too scared to put a gun in your mouth in real life so you get an anime avatar to do it for you.

Glad to see they brought Soderberg's shitty, quirky, generic non-style back for another one of these shitty, quirky, generic movies but with women this time.

Can't wait for the old boomer white people to steal stuff again from the generic villain again. It's gonna be fun again and again in the next one. Can't wait.

>named 8-ball
>trackball isn't even the eight ball

This had me in fuggin hysterics, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

Not that parody can't be bad when the source material is good, but they're both shit