I've been reading these fucking threads for the last week and I finally went and saw it tonight...

I've been reading these fucking threads for the last week and I finally went and saw it tonight, literally just got back from the theater.

Just as bad as you guys have been saying, I am legitimately upset right now. Worst of the entire series.

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For me it goes TLJ > Rogue One > TFA

we should all do a mass suicide in protest.

Terrible. If you reverse those arrows then I would agree

post a vid.

Empire > New Hope > Revenge of the Sith > Phantom Menance > Rogue One > The Last Jedi > Return of the Jedi > Attack of the Clones > The Force Awakens.

At least TLJ wasn't a nostalgic rehash. Sure it had a lot of homages and throwbacks but how many fucking death stars do we need? ANH had a death star, RoTJ had a death star, TFA had a death star. Enough of that shit.

okay fine, I'll grant you that there wasn't a death star. But is that really your selling point? No Death Star?

TFA at least had unique settings and environments that built on the universe, TLJ fucking spent 75% of the movie in space! Absolutely terrible and a disgrace to the franchise.

youtu.be/Kj3opk1QFTM

They may have overdone the space but that is one of the best settings of the franchise.

>TFA at least had unique settings and environments that built on the universe
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Did you go ‘oh fuck they were right’ when the phone scene happened?

I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in the theatre for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>Ayy quirky porg movie lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

>TFA at least had unique settings and environments that built on the universe

seriously?

Nice digits

>This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes...
Are you being ironic or is this legitimately the state of newfags in 2017?

It was a nostalgic rehash you stupid fuck!

>"you guys have been saying not to slam my dick in a steel door for weeks"
>"i just did it anyway last night"
>"fuck Sup Forums it really hurt"
You're welcome, I guess.

yes, better than some retarded casino and salt field

One of the best films in the series.

Definitely KINO

he would have been a bigger faggot if he just took Sup Forums's word for it rather than deciding for himself

>Worst of the entire series.
user, Attack of the Clones still exists.
This is maybe 2nd worst. It's just the sudden surprise of it actually being bad that's tampering perception making you say it's the worst.

>desert
>jungle
>white death star
Put a bullet in your brain.

In what way? How are those worse than the death star 3.0, tatooine 2.0 or the cantina 2.0?

It still follows the base plot of Empire close enough
>Rebels must flee their base after obtaining a good victory (only Empire had a timeskip here to justify the Hoth base and Luke's increased skill)
>An issue with lightspeed prevents the heroes from escaping (Falcon's damaged hyperdrive vs Fleet being tracked and low on fuel)
>Rey/Luke trying to train with an old master Jedi, leaving early against that master's wishes when they are not ready
>Shit goes to hell worse for the other characters when they are betrayed by a newly introduced character
>Bad guy gives the "We can rule together speech"

It only really deviates toward the end with the scenes on Crait - which also has a tiny speeder/walker fight like Empire's beginning (only worse), and how the movie dealt with Snoke which I will say is the one very positively unique part of the movie.

alright TFA was a bad example, but my point was that as bad as those settings were, TLJ was somehow worse

>but my point was that as bad as those settings were, TLJ was somehow worse
Stupid fucking brainlet.

nice response. kys

Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Revenge of the Sith > A New Hope > Phantom Menace > The Last Jedi > Attack of the Clones > Rogue One > Holiday Special > Force Awakens

>Oh shit my example was terrible b-but im s-still right guys

>We warned you
>You gave them money anyway

Get out.

>Believing anything Sup Forums says ever
What's it like being 15 these days?

There is nothing wrong with Rogue One.
Phantom Menace is terrible outside the intro and finale.

Sorry but I have bad news. It seems you may have a large case of autism.

>There is nothing wrong with Rogue One.
TLJ is a masterpiece of characterization compared to Rogue One, which had no characters.

>implying it would just be Sup Forums's word

Rogue One felt like a legit action movie, TLJ was a whiney soap opera that felt like a marvel movie with a Star Wars template

>giving a fuck about normalfaggots
Back to facebook.

I didn’t say I disliked Rogue One. It has its place, as a Star Wars experience and not a movie.

damn nigga you hate ewoks that much?

These guys are just going to be soyboys that exist for Kylo or Rey to kill like the Throne Room Snoke scene, right? They should've had lots of scenes with Kylo already.

Autists also hated it. Exhibit A: The State of Sup Forums

If you give a fuck about fitting in with any social group, reddit might be more your speed. Go circlejerk and make some more snoke theories.

Can someone post the gif of the praetorian just spinning in a fucking circle

People made accounts just to say how much the movie is shit. Not even misunderstood comicbook epics got that level of disdain.

Luke is like a christ figure to fanboys, of course they did.

Go to bed Rian, nobody liked your turd of a sequel.

Star Wars- 8/10
Empire- 9/10
Return of the Jedi- 7/10
Phantom Menace- 4/10
Clones- 3/10
Revenge of the Sith- 6/10
Force Awakens- 7/10
Rogue One- 6/10
Last Jedi- 5/10

Just think of TFA and TLJ as very expensive non-canon fanfiction, user. In canon Star Wars, Luke and Han did not die and there are no Mary Sue Jedis and there are no laser beams that uses chickflickfemalelogicscience to split up and change directions and that travel faster than laser beams can travel across lightyears and still be seen moving towards a planet slow enough to give people time to look at each other in terror and scream.

#DisneyMurderedLukeAndHan
#DisneyNotStarWars
#DisneyNotCanon
#DisneyAssholesGoBankruptNow

Alright after hearing yalls thoughts here is OP's rating of the series

New Hope: 8/10
Empire: 9.5/10
RoTJ: 7.5/10
Phantom: 5/10
Clones: 3/10
Sith: 7/10
TFA: 6/10
RO: 6/10
TLJ: 2/10

>nobody
At least 50-something % of people did.

This actually made me feel better, thank you user

>worse than AotC
new movie was bad, but people are really letting their emotions get the better of them. AotC still holds titles for worst Star Wars movie (since not counting the Ewok movies)

>read hate threads for a week
>go in expecting to hate it
>hate it
amazing thread OP

I didn't expect to hate it. I thought I might be disappointed given the initial reaction, but I still thought I would like it because shit, its still fucking star wars. But no this was way worse than I was imagining, completely shocked

cuck

i hated the second ewok movie THEY FUCKING KILLED THE HANDSOME BOY fuck you whoever wrote and directed second ewok movie FUCK YOU FOREVER

It's true. I guess that makes you part of the 56% man, congrats.

>It's true
nah. letting your emotions get the better of you
TLJ is just the 2nd worst, not the worst (AotC)

I'm with you user

5 > 4 = 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 > RO > 8

rate me

pretty spot on desu

That is my very list. Good taste, user.

shut the fuck up you faggot