The Last Jedi

Alright Sup Forums tell me your favorite and least favorite parts of the new Star Wars movie. Mine was when Rei and Kylo teemed up to kill those guards, good scene in my opinion. Worst was every scene with purple bitch.

Hamill was right. They completely ruined Luke Skywalker.

The best part was when i didnt see it and kept my money AND my dignity. I laughed all night at that one.

>favourite
Reylo
>least favourite
Casino

The best part is when it ended.

Yeah none of his motives make sense or line up with how he was at the end of The Return of the Jedi

best part was not watching capewars since the prequels and jerking off over femboy redneck luke skywalker being "ruined".

Very funny, but seriously, I really want these movies to be good. But Disney seems insistent on ruining them. They get as many things right as they get wrong, not to mention the pandering.

The last jedi not only ruins all future STAR WARS movies, it also retroactively ruins the past films and makes them all look like idiots.

>A New Hope - "Sir we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the death star and it will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-" "Just Hyperspace-Ram it"

>Empire - "Sir the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deploy" "Just Hyperspace-Ram the shield generator from orbit then Hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we never had to do a ground assault"

>Jedi - "Sir they built a new death star and it's even bigg-" "Just Hyperspace-Ram it" "But sir it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-" "Just hyperspace ram the endor Moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace ram the new death star"

>Phantom Menace - "Annakin you have to take out that droid controller" "Just hyperspace ram it"

>Rogue One - "We have to take down that shield generator!" "Just hyperspace ra- actually you know what were going to just hyperspace ram the death star anyway so we don't even need these stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

>TFA - My god they built an even BIGGER death sta-" "Just hyperspace ram it"

From now on, in every star wars movie ever made, every single time there is a massive fleet, large base or battlestation everyone watching will be thinking. "Why don't they just hyperspace-ram it". Johnson did this to the entire star wars cinematic universe, forever, for the sake of a ten second shot that "looked cool".

>All those quips


Marvel have fucking ruined blockbusters

someone post the luke rylo milkies image
do it

GOOD

>reylo scenes

BAD

>literally everything else

coincidentally, the reylo scenes are some of the only ones without constant quips/something retarded happening

I was really enjoying the fighter attack on the rebel cruiser where kylo was in the fighter, but then that was immediately followed by super leia which is near film-ruining bad

>least favorite part
luke considering murdering a child
>favorite part
luke making rey look like a retard with a piece of grass

this.
> Dumb cliche capeshit quips

>Bombs and remote that are somehow affected by planet level gravity

>2 hour movie where nothing happens

>snoke dies, what was the purpose of this character? what's his backstory?

>leader of the resistance is SJW purple haired strong woman

>asian character is terrible

>rey is boring, not invested in her character at all

>kylo ren austisically screeches the entire length of the film

The only good thing about this movie was the scene where strong woman goes light speed through Snoke's ship, I loved the anime aesthetic.

Shit that is a very good point. Like just get droids to hyperspace ram everything, because why the fuck not? It certainly is more powerful than any ship we've seen in the movies.

Only good part of the movie.

I personally liked the scene where Luke gets bombarded by the AT-AT's and while the brush was unnecessary it was, to me, a little funny. But then they just go and fucking ruin it with the "I'm just projecting myself with force powers" which pissed me off and ruined the scene, I would've loved to see him show Kylo how strong Jedi training is and then throw the AT-AT's into each other.

>Good
the second half of the movie
>Bad
the first half of the movie

Yeah that was fucking retarded, though I could believe Leia is force sensitive, just pulling it out of her ass to save her character was fucking retarded considering there was no goddamn hints at it through TFA or up until that moment in TLJ

i envy you

> favorite scene
Milk Scene
> least favorote scene
Milk Scene

To be completely honest, I always wondered how was that not weaponized.

I like quips, some were good, most were bad.

I would argue artificial gravity but the fucking bomb doors were open so what the fuck.

Yeah it was a whole lot of nothing.

That pissed me off the most, who the fuck was he? How did he A: Seize control of the imperial remnants and B: Reform them and nearly wipe out the rebels.

Fucking pandering man

Nothing she did made sense

Very, the whole "your parents were no one, and sold you for booze money" was an interesting turn. Showing that anyone can be a hero but there's just no real depth.

He wasn't that bad, at least not as bad as TFA, he's showing development by destroying the helmet and putting away is hard on for vader.

>A scene with a bunch of horseshit weapons so they can sell different versions of the same guard action figure.
>None of them makes any sense for fighting against lightsabers

Bravo disney

Of all the things you could've had grievance with, you chose that.

>Horeshit weapons
Did you forget about the part where lightsabers cut through virtually everything?
>Makes any sense
You do know in the old canon there were specially made swords which could withstand lightsaber blows right? Are you just mad Disney decided to put weapons that can stand up against lightsabers in the new canon?

bc if you cut a object into a small pieces and throw at something it will have less effect than throwing the whole object