Best Star Wars Quotes Thread:

"Never inform me of the probability!"

We gonna need a bigger boat

>"I love you"
>"Yes"

>The shields use a fractional refresh system. If we travel at light speed we'll pass right through it!
-Han Solo

>The robots you are looking for are in the saloon

>The plan is to jump to hyperspace and ram it.

I'm Givin' Her All She's Got, Captain!
-Chewbacca

>I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

>I have mistakenly gone against the terms of our arrangement. My apologies.

I'm like feeling kinda weird right now, like I can't stop thinking about this ex of mine and it's got me like totally freaked out.

>This is making me uneasy- recurring joke

>it's a ruse!

>Strike me down and I will probably die.

>if you only knew the power of the dark side

>conversing with you is of no further interest to me

> The force is an inner material power level that separates you from the rest of the universe.

>It is sufficient to simply make an attempt

"I understand there are stuff about The Power they arent informing me about"

>Well bugger me, it's stinky old Tarkin.

>Into Force Ghosts turn we will.
>Strangle the Emperor in his sleep we must.

>Why, you pretentious, unintelligent, disheveled appearing nerf pastoralist!

> You may launch the nuclear missiles.

>I am your non-binary, gender-non-conforming parent of paternal descent Luke

> Oh dear, how improbable.

> Kill them as quickly as possible, but be sure to leave the ship intact.

> It does not appear to orbit a planet so it must be an asteroid.

>You're a naive twat, you know? Don't worry, we'll deal with your hippie mates in a jiffy.

>Oh, it's you again. Well I'm way stronger now.

These things smell terrible!

> *polite clap*

> I would have liked to give you a demonstration young Skywalker, but the station is not yet fully operational.

>Oh god, please don't tell me you killed him. I need this.

> Bling bling, motherfucker.

Your parents were nothing! You are nothing! But not to me.

Go to Toshi Station, please.

> May I take your coat?

"I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen."

No clue why but this made me giggle like a lunatic.

>Do, or don't, just choose whatever, not like it matters

Haha

You don't really get how this works do you?

Ahahaha

> Not limited capacity or performance

10/10

Mass replying should be bannable

>KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

Reminder to just report and move on

I could see this being a quip in one of the new movies.

Man, I’d love to see a redubbing of SW where all the imperials are loud, profane americans

XD

it doesn't always have to follow a formula, autist

Quip kino

> Replies to 90% of thread
> That's not how it works

>I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
~literally everyone

>Actually, yes, Luke, I was totally bullshitting you. Sorry.

>Set your course for the Hoth system. General Veers, get ready to fuck some shit up.

Is this a subtle Nathan For You reference?

>"Put all the lasers at the front on max power"

>This station is now the biggest gun in the universe.

>what a twist

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>It looks like the doors are closed

>gimme that sandwich you fucking metal nigger

>Du wirst in das Konzentrationslager zurückkehren, aus dem du gekommen bist, du dummer Juden
How did they get away with this?