"Never inform me of the probability!"
Best Star Wars Quotes Thread:
We gonna need a bigger boat
>"I love you"
>"Yes"
>The shields use a fractional refresh system. If we travel at light speed we'll pass right through it!
-Han Solo
>The robots you are looking for are in the saloon
>The plan is to jump to hyperspace and ram it.
I'm Givin' Her All She's Got, Captain!
-Chewbacca
>I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.
>I have mistakenly gone against the terms of our arrangement. My apologies.
I'm like feeling kinda weird right now, like I can't stop thinking about this ex of mine and it's got me like totally freaked out.
>This is making me uneasy- recurring joke
>it's a ruse!
>Strike me down and I will probably die.
>if you only knew the power of the dark side
>conversing with you is of no further interest to me
> The force is an inner material power level that separates you from the rest of the universe.
>It is sufficient to simply make an attempt
"I understand there are stuff about The Power they arent informing me about"
>Well bugger me, it's stinky old Tarkin.
>Into Force Ghosts turn we will.
>Strangle the Emperor in his sleep we must.
>Why, you pretentious, unintelligent, disheveled appearing nerf pastoralist!
> You may launch the nuclear missiles.
>I am your non-binary, gender-non-conforming parent of paternal descent Luke
> Oh dear, how improbable.
> Kill them as quickly as possible, but be sure to leave the ship intact.
> It does not appear to orbit a planet so it must be an asteroid.
>You're a naive twat, you know? Don't worry, we'll deal with your hippie mates in a jiffy.
>Oh, it's you again. Well I'm way stronger now.
These things smell terrible!
> *polite clap*
> I would have liked to give you a demonstration young Skywalker, but the station is not yet fully operational.
>Oh god, please don't tell me you killed him. I need this.
> Bling bling, motherfucker.
Your parents were nothing! You are nothing! But not to me.
Go to Toshi Station, please.
> May I take your coat?
"I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen."
No clue why but this made me giggle like a lunatic.
>Do, or don't, just choose whatever, not like it matters
Haha
You don't really get how this works do you?
Ahahaha
> Not limited capacity or performance
10/10
Mass replying should be bannable
>KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
Reminder to just report and move on
I could see this being a quip in one of the new movies.
Man, I’d love to see a redubbing of SW where all the imperials are loud, profane americans
XD
it doesn't always have to follow a formula, autist
Quip kino
> Replies to 90% of thread
> That's not how it works
>I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
~literally everyone
>Actually, yes, Luke, I was totally bullshitting you. Sorry.
>Set your course for the Hoth system. General Veers, get ready to fuck some shit up.
Is this a subtle Nathan For You reference?
>"Put all the lasers at the front on max power"
>This station is now the biggest gun in the universe.
>what a twist
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>It looks like the doors are closed
>gimme that sandwich you fucking metal nigger
>Du wirst in das Konzentrationslager zurückkehren, aus dem du gekommen bist, du dummer Juden
How did they get away with this?