>character orders food
>leaves without taking a single bite
Character orders food
>go to see 3 Billboards
>at one point Sam Rockwell goes outside a bar to smoke
>literally takes one drag, tosses the smoke and goes back inside
I know he went out to get the license plate #, but ffs....
>characters can socialize fluently without the use of alcohol
>character goes to order food
>he goes out and eats it in the car
>character finishes phone call
>hangs up without saying goodbye
> characters end phone calls without saying goodbye
>character doesn't let out a scream every now and then when they remember something embarrassing that happened years ago
> character doesn't laugh or even react when gag is in-universe funny too
>character never farts
>Character doesn't use a condom
As someone who smokes, this is the most annoying thing to me. I spent 13 schmeckels on this shit I'm going to fucking finish it.
>character takes a shit and only wipes once
>character prepares a wonderful expensive breakfast for family
>got to run I'll be late for work/school
Idk if people ITT are actual clinical autists or are just pretending to not understand how basic stuff work
>character takes a shower
>doesn't wash under his foreskin
>character is immediately flaccid
>character is a clinical autist
>knows how basic stuff works
>character breaks glasses and now the entire audience needs glasses
> character has sex
> character immediately gets dressed
> nobody notices or mentions that they stink of cum and pussy
NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T DO THIS
>character in high school
>never see them doing homework