Character orders food

>character orders food
>leaves without taking a single bite

>go to see 3 Billboards
>at one point Sam Rockwell goes outside a bar to smoke
>literally takes one drag, tosses the smoke and goes back inside

I know he went out to get the license plate #, but ffs....

>characters can socialize fluently without the use of alcohol

>character goes to order food
>he goes out and eats it in the car

>character finishes phone call
>hangs up without saying goodbye

> characters end phone calls without saying goodbye

>character doesn't let out a scream every now and then when they remember something embarrassing that happened years ago

> character doesn't laugh or even react when gag is in-universe funny too

>character never farts

>Character doesn't use a condom

As someone who smokes, this is the most annoying thing to me. I spent 13 schmeckels on this shit I'm going to fucking finish it.

>character takes a shit and only wipes once

>character prepares a wonderful expensive breakfast for family
>got to run I'll be late for work/school

Idk if people ITT are actual clinical autists or are just pretending to not understand how basic stuff work

>character takes a shower
>doesn't wash under his foreskin

>character is immediately flaccid

>character is a clinical autist
>knows how basic stuff works

>character breaks glasses and now the entire audience needs glasses

> character has sex
> character immediately gets dressed
> nobody notices or mentions that they stink of cum and pussy

NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T DO THIS

>character in high school
>never see them doing homework