Do Americans really eat this in one sitting for breakfast every morning?

Do Americans really eat this in one sitting for breakfast every morning?

Nah. We just eat your moms ass

>english breakfast
>Americans

nice b8 m8

>beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms

fake, an american breakfast would be all meat

no, we eat pusy

Shit thread

i would eat the shit out of that

this is the true American breakfast, 1776 calories of deliciousness, friend

pic related is an American breakfast

god FUCKING bless

no thats a meal for second breakfast

your bacon is like 50 percent fat, but that .45 does look delicious

>A pizza that is a burger that is a hot dog
WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

>look at a gun
>automatically know it’s percentage number
Do Americans actually do this?

What about elevenses?

I heard that americans sit down when they have a shower and eat there.

do allaamericans do this?

No.
For me it's 4 Newports and 2 cups of coffee.

Enjoy looking 40 at 30.

>Americans are so stupid they need to be told what side to drive on

Americans are hobbits, you see

What is that on the top right of the plate?

TIL how to say attention in French. Thanks dude.

>kcal
American breakfast.

No.

>calls it percentage number
Are Europeans this royally screwed?

That looks British

It's an innate skill, passed down from the earliest pilgrims. Only true Americans are capable of discerning a firearm's capabilities at a mere glance.

Unfortunately, blacks do not share this trait and are doomed to the worst fate imaginable for a gun loving American: to mistake every pistol for a glock or a 9mm luger, and every rifle as an AK, M16, or Sniper Rifle.

fake, an american breakfast would be served at McDonalds

Remove the blood pudding thing or whatever that is and reduce the bacon and sausages by half and it wouldn't be so bad

>measuring nutrition in Joules.

What fucking fucked backward illogical place is that from. Also, id try it.

I've done more than that in one sitting before. All you can eat Toby Carvery breakfast here in the UK. I fucking love it.

This is a fact

>your bacon is like 50 percent fat
That's just american style bacon from the belly. I think the english use back-bacon.
Patricians know hog jowls is the best bacon.

>measuring energy in units used to measure energy
I bet those savages use accurate units like millimeters and centimeters instead of just using their feet too

>haram bacon
>english breakfast

Nice try Jack

How many kilocalories does gunpowder have?

You can get belly bacon strips that arent half fat, its just generally expensive as hell in comparison

>food prepared by your doctor
get that healthy shit outta here

How can one human sit down and actually eat all that junk? I hope they're powerlifters or something

>American """""houses"""""

kek. KEK.

America is literally third world

>You can get belly bacon strips that arent half fat
Why on earth would you do that though? Thats what makes it so tasty.
Seriously though, try hog jowls. Super flavorful, crispy as fuck, and leanish.

That's a german invention I think

That's what all americans strive for

>american houses
>posts a picture of england

What did he mean by this?

I agree. Best bacon is 65% fat

>implying the can afford it

>American """intellectuals"""

just wearing that watch should be a punchable offense.

Britbong Breakfast Power Rankings

1) Scotch Breakfasts
2)Irish Breakfasts
3) English breakfasts

>Amerifats

nigger there is no way you found that pic without searching english breakfast

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