How the fuck did she do it?

How the fuck did she do it?

I don't know...how do you do it every year?

hahahah. I have no idea. I-i'm getting head as I post this.

I've done it for over 7 years now

These fantasy movies are getting ridiculous, am I right hahaha.........end me

Haha that's basically impossible right

to be honest I did it last year and that part of you kind of dies after a few months. Your sex drive raises and then just diminishes to a tolerable degree.

How is this possible? I can barely go a day without it.

Following on from this, it's not fun and I wouldn't want to do it again, so the movie is still valid.

how fat are you?

I think I would literally die if I went over 2 weeks without sex.

Not at all, why?

Not just impossible, but UNTHINKABLE

Were you also nofap?

prove it
with pics of feet of course

Not totally, but I did resist the urge for the most part

'no'

oh okay whatever

If you were doing no fap and no sex your test levels would've collapsed so no wonder you lost your urges

It's funny because you're all virgins

Not me though, I have totally fucked haha

I don't think that's scientifically accurate

wow
how is sex really like?

I don't know, i lied haha

that's not very nice of you

one time I conducted a test for 33 years without sex

Sorry

i've done it for 37 years

What wizard powers did you spec into?

Yeah... it's not like you could not have sex for over 30 years. Am I right... hahaha...

what if i say please?

I've got 6 years until I get to be a wizard, unless I kill myself or the alcohol gets me.

necromancy
i fuck dead dogs now
feels pretty gud tbqh

i think i understand why you became a virgin

/r/ing the wizard power scale pic

> alcohol

I doubt it. Most young people who drink think they drink way more than they actually do. How much do you drink a day?

I mean, it must be quite hard for the average woman though. If you were given offers literally ever day, you would have sex quite a lot too.