> Rey loosens all of the screws and rivets on a fleet of Star Destroyers, letting them impotently fall and burn up in the atmosphere of the planet Lilith, using the force
> Kylo makes duplicate images of himself appear before a squad of resistance ground forces, uses living fighters as a human shield, directs all blaster fire back at his attackers, using the force
> Leia communicates with Kylo from across the galaxy, compelling him with matronly images of caring, using the force
> Luke is able to bring himself back to life/kill himself again at will, sometimes doing this multiple times in a single scene, using the force
> Yoda appears before Rey, teleports her to Canto Bight to rescue the Force-sensitive stable boy, installs a communist gynocracy, using the force
Ian Myers
> Rey loosens all of the screws and rivets on a fleet of Star Destroyers, letting them impotently fall and burn up in the atmosphere of the planet Lilith, using the force Nah, this ain't Legends. Any nonsense such as Force fuckery with Star Destroyers would lead to backlash even from so-called "Disney shills" like myself.
Jace Robinson
>Force Shoah - guilt trip an entire race into ethnocide
>Force gibs - convince the most productive group in a society to spend their resources on subhumans
>Force Greatest Ally - makes your soldiers go to war for another country that has consistently betrayed you
Eli Barnes
Oops almost forgot
> Ghost Luke travels back in time, prevents himself from attempting to kill Ben Solo, accidentally brings his past self back to the present with him, the two get into lots of wacky mischief, using the force
Kevin Bailey
>I-I'm totally not an alt-right Sup Forumstard though, haha!!
Cooper Price
>Rey uses the force to hack into a starships onboard computers
Jackson Davis
This would be unironically comfy as fuck.
James Ross
>Leia comes back as a zombie
Easton Barnes
LEIA SHOULD BE DEAD LEIA SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD HER ACTRESS IS FUCKING DEAD HOW ARE THEY GONNA HAVE HER DO ANYTHING >OOPS I GOT SHOT BY A FUCKING CANNON LEMME JUST FLY BACK INTO THE SHIP BECAUSE REASONS REMEMBER GOY ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO FIGHT THEM ARE MINORITIES AND STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMIN
Tyler Johnson
I dont know and i dont fucking care anymore
Daniel Myers
Rey uses force hologram to hyperdrive a ship into whatever base the Empire is using this time
Leo Morgan
kek
Nathaniel Long
>Force Tourist - brings all your The_Donald friends to other websites and act like everyone who doesn't want you around is the newfag redditor
Dylan Stewart
>force bull - finds a powerful wookie to prep and fuck your wife
Samuel Parker
EPISODE 9 THE LAST JEDIS
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
LUKE AND REY TRAVEL ABOARD THE MILLENIUM FALCON TO HELP LEIA IN HER DESPERATE STRUGGLE AGAINST THE FIRST ORDER KYLO REN UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF SUPREME LEADER SNOKE IS SEARCHING FOR A LONG LOST SITH ARTIFACT WITH CAN HELP TO SWING THE BALANCE OF THE FORCE IN THEIR FAVOR......
Jayden Hall
WORD UP MAGAZINE
Jaxon Sanchez
Rey kills every white male in the universe with a massive force explosion. Screencap this
Michael Parker
Found the hook nosed goblins
James Ortiz
>planet Lilith >like Hoth but colder
Aaron Foster
They already took from The Matrix and DC. So... Force Speed/slow time Force Shield Bubble Invisibility Force Psychic Realm Creation aka we want the Inception crowd Eclipse by moving a moon using the Force Tidal wave using the Force Making a ship intangible so it can pass through another ship Going in Hyperspace without an Hyperdrive using the Force Changing the color of the saber by thurning it into a fucking moodring (that one is actually canon now. Fuck us) Force drain dor the Sith, taking Force juice from pwilling plants and animals for a Jedi
Jaxson Ross
What about this power
Benjamin Cruz
>Force Golem - Makes Finn carry out Reys will
Adam Long
Snoke warged into kylo im calling it
Nicholas White
Kylo's new abilities >force fatshaming >force mysogyny >force mansplaining >force whitesplaining >force cultural appropriation >force white privilege >force transphobia
Juan Jenkins
Dumbledore's actor died too
Bentley Cooper
And then you guys mock media outlets when they report on alt-right chucklefucks creating a hate bandwagon against this movie, while you can actively see alt-right chucklefucks creating a hate bandwagon against this movie if you as much as look on Sup Forums, lol.
Jace Green
One way or another, I think they’ll bring him back, fuckers gotta have a Lazarus device or force reincarnation bullshit or something. I dunno, not like I’m ever paying to see one of these again.
Kevin Baker
Yeah posting my opinion on Sup Forums is surely seen and calculated by main stream sources.
Go fist yourself you pozzed cum toxic load shooting finook
Wyatt Jones
Only a matter of time until someone throws out a Kamehameha
