The one person who could save Star Wars.
The one person who could save Star Wars
Josiah Murphy
Hunter Davis
>Captain Nepotism
Nolan Sullivan
cant even save his hairline
Brody Bennett
>save star wars by pissing on the flames
I guess, but is it necessary?
Nicholas Edwards
I don't think Kubrick could save it at this point.
>ywn see a ten minute long scene of a Star Destroyer gliding thru space set to Strauss
Elijah Foster
The bad guy from the Fifth Element?
Luke Lopez
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Lincoln Reyes
Mel could save SW
Jeremiah Bennett
>13 page The Force Awakens intro
maxlandiswrites.com
I like it, its how the OT should be treated.
Jeremiah Ward
He chickened out and said rey isn't a Mary Sue anymore in TLJ. Fuck this guy
Michael Moore
I'm sure he would have fucked it up less thoroughly than Rian Fuckass did.
Hudson Ross
Ha, yeah, "The Passion of the Jedi"
Daniel Bell
>daddy I don't want a real job
>you'll never need one son it's all good
Jose Cooper
That's not terrence malick
Ryder Davis
not bad
Carter Brooks
I have never heard of his dad or heard anyone praise his films.
Cameron Diaz
BASED JEWISH NEPOTISM
Cameron Harris
Well he murdered some people with a helicopter. en.m.wikipedia.org
Brody Wright
He's just gonna keep that faggot haircut forever?
Elijah Long
um, no honey goyim are not humans therefore it is not murder
Leo Martinez
> I care about other men's hair
Gay
Nicholas Martin
Max Landis is on the screen and somehow he's the least annoying person there.
Thomas Edwards
This but unironically
Adrian Jackson
>ONLY MICHAEL BAY CAN SAVE STAR WARS
BAYKINO!
Nolan Parker
>every character sounds the same
>obvious self-insert forced into central role
>every other character is doing a mong voice
>there are no characters or a coherent emotional throughline- just a collection of second rate quirks and knock-off Whedonesque quips
You're wrong and your mother's a cunt.
Ian Morgan
max landis is just as much an sjw. No!
Tyler Cooper
Max is too busy fondling unconsenting people to be a good writer.
Charles Martinez
by destroying it
Jayden Thompson
it would be cool, just for the lulz, the franchise is already a mummy anyway
Noah Cooper
Nah, George Lucas + Mark Hamill dream team.
Brandon Bennett
Mel Brooks, I agree
Owen Diaz
Tarantino would unironically be the best choice to direct Star Wars, because he understands the inspirations for the original film.
Jayden Torres
directors are supossed to influence the movie they are working in.
every desicion in a disney production is filtered by commitee and test groups.
Nathan Rivera
He'd save it by finally putting the last nail in its coffin.
James Lewis
i honestly dont think he could do worse and despite being a giant faggot he called out the mary sue shit the moment TFA came out
Evan Phillips
The singer from 30 Seconds to Mars?
Landon Butler
lmao max wishes he was as good looking as jared leto
Ethan Scott
Is Max Landis our guy? Like his movies suck dick but he himself is generally likable and funny. Why is that?
Luke Long
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