Can we at least agree the design and weapons of the red guards were great?

Can we at least agree the design and weapons of the red guards were great?

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Who do you think you are, coming here to mention positive things about something which clearly is only meant to be hated on political biases??

It's literally a fucking vent for a helmet

If they had blasters they could have shot Rey and Kylo

These penis samurai look gay as fuck. The guards in the OT and shitquels looked way better.

They look retarded, you are retarded and your passion for a series of extended toy advertisements is embarrassing.

Kill your parents so they can't repeat their mistake then kill yourself.

Obligatory.

so what kind of sci-fi material are those armors made out of? That shit looks like cheap plastic.

>armor sometimes blocks lightsaber but not always
>dissolves against the background instead of popping out

I think most people agree the guard scene was fine. Shit, I think even most people would agree the movie was fine. It was just a shitty Star Wars movie.

He's fighting Yoda's invisible force ghost, dumbass. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it looks retarded.

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Since Kylo was next in the line of succession and the guards had already failed to protect Snoke, why did that fight even happen?

gets hot in there brah

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Forgot the scene where one the background guards is edited out from the scene once the battle starts.

Yeah they were badass but it still give's no excuse

The Mouse must pay

is this the lego movie?

you mean those painted hockey pads?

Hey you have to be incredibly smart to understand this fight.

they look like the hockey players from strange brew

>Red Dick armor troops protecting Snoke
>Rednecks protecting Trump allegory

sasuga, disney

I don't get it. They bother to wear bulky armour but a lightsaber can poke holes through them like paper, except this guy and his arms for some reason.

A lightsaber surely wouldn't care about momentum or force it's being swung so the armor should be either able to always deflect ir or never.

GENIUS

Shut the fuck up Disney

>sa

A cousin's kid said he wanted one of those sword pike things for Christmas. Neat. Gonna be a bitch to wrap tho.

Hey. Don't be throwing shade on Star Wars character design.

That was funny but you still have to go back.

no, they look like lego. the action figures you are trying to sell are supposed to look like the characters you made to look cool, not the other way around. judging by some of the other designs like slightly bigger silver strormtrooper maybe they are just trying to make the toys as simple as possible to produce to save money

No.

kek. This movie is shit.

They look as if the designer stoped giving a fuck in the middle of it and just slapped together whatever he had without any second tought if it would work.
Which it doesn't.

well to be honest

What am I looking at here?

Cool.

That weapon is literally power rangers tier

That looks retarded. How do you fear someone in a dress.....

do you remember one of the first scenes of prequels when Qui and Obi wanted cut through a door?

wow

They look like dildos.

Great design

Who wore it better?

Wookiepedia will come up with an explanation.

yeah they were the best part of the movie

Why do bionicles have cogs where their penis should be?

>Tahu
Fuck off. Gali best girl.

The Empire Strikes back was the only good Star Wars movie.

I'm weak

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They look cheaper and faker than OT stormtroopers armors. Literraly LEGO the armor. Really, nothing introduced in these movies is worth more than jawa poo

>Some areas more prone to strikes being more armored than others.
>What is camoflage
It's like you've never been in a lightsaber duel.

>literally ivy's sword

Did Nolan direct this?

Plasteel, the same thing as Vader's armor.

I'm looking for a 90s meme kung fu b movie where a dad and his kid are stuck in a vr game. the ai chick makes them "choose an outfit", and it looks a lot like this

>Random samurai
>Only they're red so they fit with the room
>Pretty much all identical besides their weapons
>No faces, stupid helmets
Fuck these guys. The fight wasn't even well choreographed

No.

Maybe they were more loyal to Snoke than the throne?
At least it's confirmed that orignally the guards would just stand around doing nothing.

not really, seems even more awkward to wear than a stormtrooper costumes

Movie fight choreography isn't made to be closely examined brainlet. Almost every movie fight scene will have shit like this (TDKR has the most famous one). If you didn't notice this in theaters on your first watch (which you didn't, as no one else did) then the scene was successful. What you're doing is like taking a microscope to the Mona Lisa and finding hairs that the brush left behind

NO!

People like you are the reason directors are so lazy. Kys.

Something about them just screams Ultraviolet / generic 00's sci-fi flick. IMO it's a very boring design.

Kylo Ren just rammed his sword into the ground and stopped attacking anyone. The guards just walked around him instead of attacking and it's extremely noticeable due to him and Rey being the focus of the shot.

>mona lisa
FUCKIN LMAO
i noticed it WHILE it was happening

Shit, one of them even has a whip.

Everything about that scene made me think "cheap Hong Kong Star Wars knockoff".

I liked them but the OG guards were better.

go watch oldboy

They look like a shitty DeviantArt "update" of the Imperial Guard.

To be fair it would be an absolute ballache to do a swordfight in OG royal guard kit. You'd think they could do a better job of an update than this though.

t. Idiot who grew up with american movies and their abysmal excuse of "fight scene choreography".

God damn you disney cucks work fast

Why does only Phasma have anti-blaster armor and not these guys who are clearly more important than her or even Kylo? Hell if Kylo had that armor he probably wouldn't have lost to Rey in TFA.

Can't wait for the action figures to come out...

Because she's a woman
And also because Disney's writing team are worse than most fanfiction writers

Vader's armor blocked a lightsaber too.

To be fair the imperial guards always looked lame as fuck

It was shit

Nolan-tier garbage.

Did you just assume the guards gender?

Are you implying the hallway fight doesn't have people conveniently doing nothing if you slow it down and examine it in close detail?

>Supreme Leader
>Red Guards
there's something off about it

No? The armor design and outfits of Snoke's "Prateorian" Guard are stupid. Their over designed, look comically stupid, and trying to copy the Japanese styled samurai aesthetics of Vader's outfit but in red.

Yeah these guys look stupid as fuck. The old red guard looked cool, these guys move and look like a bunch of soy boys larping in red painted sports gear.

they look cool

Where does all this “politics” shit come from? How is disliking a bad movie a politically influenced decision at all? Post election internet is so abhorrent, what the fuck.

>even the old EU canon had better knockoff Royal Guards and elite versions of the Emperor's Royal Guards

They have anbo-jitsu in Star Wars now? Cool.

It was to block a low shot and it looked badass so it did it's job.

THE MAIN POINT OF FIGHT SCENES IS FOR THEM TO BE COOL BADASS MOMENTS. THEY DON'T NEED TO HAVE FUCKING RAZOR ACCURACY IN CHOREOGRAPHY OR SOME NITPICKY SHIT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING AUTISMOS

hi red it

>Sequel fights now justify liking the Prequel fights and duels even more
B A S E D GEORGE

Maximilian would tear new buttholes even in Rey and Kylo meme

No, and any chance of them appearing cool was shattered by the terrible choreography where they're just walking around the two people they're supposed to be fighting.

There's one webm that's was spammed on TV regularly and had one of the guards just run up and then past Rey while she has her back to them, it's dreadful.

Because only vader can wear armor.
Honestly though its probably because it needs to be light and flexible for light saber fights and the like.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the guard who was choking Ren out like a bitch?

Ben Kenobi vs Vader is still the best though. You can dance around being faggy all you like, but the bad guy whaling on an old man while they shit-talk each other will always have more impact.