Is Giorgio A. Tsoukalos /our guy/,Sup Forums?

Is such a thing even possible? How many waifus did he get? He is ALPHA?

He used to compete in Bodybuilding tournaments.

>You will never have a qt gf
:(

That's him? He changed a lot...

I have no idea why he quit. Maybe he didn't like the upkeep I dunno.

Von Daniken's asshole is one hell of a drug.

Based. If only I met girl like he does...:(

So apparently, he's actually a really cool and friendly guy.

He's just completely nuts. But in a happy way.

You do you Giorgio, you do you.

Based

The woman he gets are truly out of this world. Ayy gf never...

How do you call this bodytype?

He is a big guy

just RICH
and not depressed

And bodybuilder..

How can a man be so based? It was aliens,right?

How did he even get that history channel job?

Aliens helped him.

Gib hot girlfriend

...

...

For whatever reason, fringe types love eccentric personalities. I've always figured he played up the hair and craziness as marketing.

The world of people who actually publish about /x/-tier shit is pretty small, so when the history channel goes to make a documentary, the same people always show up. He probably shows up more than other because he's entertaining and good for ratings.

Pretty fit here

All he wants is this,right?

That guy is making me reevaluate a lot of things in my life.

Is it possible to get pussy by believing in fridge theories?..
Or is it the hair?

>synthol
lol

>Is it possible to get pussy by believing in fridge theories?..
>Or is it the hair?

he get pussy for being the meme man

If that's him, he has aged incredibly well.
ALIENS

Every day is bicep day

It's him. He has some pics with Arnold and Rock too.

It's mostly about charisma.

But yeah, if you get big enough in the fringe world, there's pussy out there. A lot of crazy girls are into aliens and shit like that. Lots are fat and gross, but some are hot. But the conventional wisdom about sticking your dick in crazy should still be followed.

Rethink your life user. He is /our guy/. He will lead you. His wife does have a weird name...Krix Beeble?

He got some hot pussy right there so there is hope after all.

I'm much more impressed with his tris. Those suckers pop

>puffy nips

How do I get a hot gf like that?

He can be pretty dishonest when it comes to his field of expertise, but other than that I guess he's ok.

Let's say that truth that most of us are dishonest on that too...

>His wife does have a weird name...Krix Beeble?
what no way

Aliens.
Nah the real answer is to be fucking outrageous in every possible way. Stand out. Madman theory. Works 1% of the time, but when it works, it works.

It is true

It's true

One word my friend: self-confidence

>Her name is Krix Beeble
Block your path.
What to do?

Ask her if I could nibble her beebles

Hehehehe...I think that she is an alien...

The mad man. He is a pussy magnet.

He gets what he wants

>zero tits
Makes you think. Skeletons.

Time to krix her

pleb

Amerifat. Why are Ameriburgers so retarded when it comes to women looks?

JUST

HOW

I GET

THIS KIND

>that hairstyle

OF BODY STYLE

The Virgin ???? VS The Chad Giorgio meme when?

Bump

KINO

Has anyone else noticed that women love men with crazy hair?

I did

This

I've always wondered about the story behind this weirdo.

Fuck "history" channel and ancient aliens