GET FUCKING LITTY

The Rock actually did it, he killed the mouse.

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Who /Raunchy/ Here?

Seeking some RELEASE from numbing ANGUISH me and the boys rolled up to DAS KINOPLEX last night after a harrowing forty mile TREK through the frozen WRAITH-ZONE making it just as the ravenous TYRANT MOTHS began their pre-mating MANHUNT. The distant FOG-HORNS gradually being overtaken by the deadly, silken FLUTTERING of their sable WINGS.

The EMBERS of the last audience were dying down in the CREMATORIA, needless to say we had a good LAUGH in the PENIS INSPECTION line when my bro Skyler got DRAGGED OFF by the guards to serve a fifty year sentence in the POPCORN MINES for wearing a non-regulation FALCONER'S GLOVE. The SHOWERS were pumping that good-ol' ZYKLON-B that gets you extra loose for the RAUNCHY fun; trying to hold your BREATH is good practice for trying not to PISS yourself later.

My man ROBERT served us up some tasty and very litty CRAB LEGS with extra 'BUTTER', well worth the SEVEN HUNDRED and EIGHTY TWO dollars FIFTY for the TIP.

Once we were INSIDE the film hadn't even STARTED before the first drips of PISS came out. An y'all just KNOW that nothing sets off the bloodlust of a TERROR-GHEIST like warm, 'buttery' PISS. Half the SQUAD was DRAGGED into the OUTER-DARKNESS before our BLADDERS were half-empty but even the keening shrieks of the ORPHANED ONES couldn't drown out this raucous COM-BOMB.

When the GUARDS came to finish off the SURVIVORS I was able to ESCAPE by using the CORPSE of my bro JONNY D as a CANOE when the lake of PISS was drained down the sluice normally used for flushing blood and FLESH. I only had to wait THREE HOURS in the rank soup of run-off MEDICAL WASTE and avoid the TELEPATHIC SHARKS that make the sewers their HOME. It wasn’t so bad except for being driven MAD by the hungry WHISPERS of all the GHOSTS.

10/10 SUMMER FUN, would SEE again!

What country is this
Also..

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

England

I WAS MEANT TO BE LITTY TOOO

Clothing
Shoes
Cows
Chickens
Soy beans
Wheat
Bees yes bees are more important that kids under 18
Corn
Rice
Internal Combustion Engines
Rail Roads
Space Flight
Flight
Gasoline
Batteries
Copper
Coal
Oil
Bananas
Milk
Pigs
Frogs
Dragon Flies
Writing
Numbers
Algebra
Calculus
Sign Language
Computer Code
Books
History
Doctors
Nurses
teachers
Welding equipment
Glue
Belts
Velcro
Porn
Movies
Songs
Stairs
Ladders
String
slavery
Keep going?

Fuck off.

when will the girl-power fantasy end?

Stone tools
Control of fire
pigaments
Burial
Bedding
Cremation
Weaving
Rope
Mortar
Cement
Alcohol
rowing oars
wheel
Silk
Sailing
Star Charts
Chariots
coints
Scissors
glass
lenses
light houses
cranes
cast iron
gears
canals
furnaces
dams
watermills
wheel barror
fishing reel
windmill
currency

all these things more important than anyone under 18

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> if it trends towards the bottom end of the shaded area,
>it has poor legs.

HUGE mistake from Kennedy to fire him.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about Kathleen Kennedy? In the distant future she destroyed the Jedi all over again by hiring only mentally incompetent people to write stories about us, intentionally, as a joke

when girls do

How do I read this? Green = free seat?

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO

SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND

>the-numbers.com/movie/Star-Wars-Ep-VIII-The-Last-Jedi#tab=box-office
OH NO NO NO NO N O

*INHALES*

HAHAHHAHAHA.....AD INFINITUM

I'm gonna need a bit more convincing

Blue is the seat your picking

Grey are the ones already booked by people

Green is the available seating

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Thanks.