Hey, Sup Forums! Let's all wish Bendis a very happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Samuel Wright
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Austin Johnson
Birthday?
Mason Morgan
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Joshua Price
A happy birthday? to Bendis?
Sebastian Stewart
Birthday.
Joseph Williams
Like, the day you were born, birthday?
Lucas Hernandez
Bendis? The comic book writer, Bendis? Of Marvel Comics fame?
Benjamin Rodriguez
benis? :-DD
Xavier Myers
Yeah, that's what he said, birth day.
Gabriel Gomez
>watching Guardians two yesterday
>shorts start
>there's a commercial about DC's Rebirth
>then a Bendis' Guardians one
>start to sperg out and tell my lil bro how shit that thing is
>suddenly realize i said it pretty loud
Fucking Bendis made me REEEEE in rl.
Matthew Flores
The very same.
David Sanders
IT'S BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS' BIRTHDAY
Brian MIchael Bendis?
THE Brian Bendis, of Brian Michael Bendis fame?
THIS guy I could see pranking us on that.
Hey!
But Bendis?
THE Brian Michael Bendis?
Yeah, he JUST said.
Guys, I'm not--I'm not LYING.
Grayson Parker
Happy birthday Bendy's
Wyatt Russell
How are you watching gotg2? It's not even out m until may 5
Brandon James
>living in a shithole
Asher Foster
Happy Birthday B.M. Bendis
Colton Hernandez
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Adrian Turner
Bendis?
Charles Martinez
Level 1, Level 16, Level 32
Gabriel Garcia
bendis :DDDD
Lincoln Thomas
Wow. Bendis's birthday
Jackson Roberts
This thread is better written than anything bendis has ever done.
Ryder Watson
REEEEE'd irl? Because of Bendis? Bendis the writer?
Joshua Fisher
The birthday of bendis
Landon Campbell
>shithole
>weedstores, mountans.
Pick one
Colton Mitchell
>There's a commercial about DC's Rebirth
Wait, there are commercials about DC rebirth?
Bentley Murphy
Started a year ago.
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Brayden Gray
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Robert Rodriguez
Bendis's birthday?
Samuel Cook
You know what that means? He has one less year to live.
Robert Cook
Thank you for making Ultimate Spider-Man goddamn you for everything since.
Isaiah Rivera
Better written? Wow, really? I mean, wow.
Christian Brooks
Wow?
William Barnes
Happy birthday Brian Bendis, you're not as bad as Sup Forums would have me believe.
If it is your birthday, I am taking something said on the internet at face value here.
Ian Green
No, and I wish it's going to be his last
Elijah Gomez
Fuck you! you overrated piece of shit
Nolan Jones
Mexico's premiere was yesterday, and the movie is shit
Ryan Thomas
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love," I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I respond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it's very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be a twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"You were supposed to say "It's over now?""
>Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life
Jack Lopez
Like I would trust a Mexican
Daniel Wright
Happy Birthday, thanks for ruining my favourite characters while shamelessly promoting yours.
Ethan Perez
Bendis promotes his characters?
Jessica Jones is a timeless classic. I binged the whole thing on netflix
Brody Taylor
>and the movie is shit
You're just bitter Trump deported your beaner ass.
Eli Nelson
I hope he gets a good Autistic editor for his Birthday...then he can't screw up continuity any more.
James Martin
Bendis?
Colton Perry
The day Bendis was born, yes.