ITT: we write the next SW movie

ITT: we write the next SW movie

white males have ceased to exist.

The Great R2LGBTQTRPGFFCKGBMP3PO Gulag is now in command of its multibillion gender galactic Peoples Republic.

fuck off kike stop shilling your shitty movie there are 50 other threads about it

Yelled the all-rigrt-left-front-and-center mysoginistic amoeba

HillaRey continues her passionate struggle versus the oppressive WHITE ORDER

nice plot, elaborate

All the hyperdrive engines in the Galaxy collape into black holes simultaneously.

The End.

Set anytime before episode 1.

A sith padawan and a jedi who was removed from the order for marrying a woman and then later seeking revenge on her killers are both stranded on a remote planet and somehow run into a girl who helps them escape capture and execution.

She forces them to help her find a mysterious force wielder with a bright white lightsaber, adventure ensues.

The whole movie should have a samurai feel and done in the style of a spaghetti western.

STAR WARS

EPISODE IX:
THE NINTH EPISODE

It is a time of great indifference
in the galaxy...

The Secret of the New Death Star, Boba Fett Goes to the Sun, and R2-D2 Fights a Lava Snake

Also two Chewbaccas

Guns and shield generators are useless. Now we kamikaze ships into each other. everyone is poor, there are few ships left and most of the galaxy has died. planets turn into separate nations whos only goal is to kamikaze ships into other planets. Elan Sleazebaggano and his Jizz Wailers find a book, mein force, written by the deceased supreme leader snoke and attempt to resurrect the fifth reich by building a giant lazor out of a binary sun

what about a Star Wars story, set on coruscant, about rouge androids and stuff, starring the goose

HOW TO SAVE STAR WARS EPISODE 9

A shitty fanfic by user,

>One year has passed. News of Luke Skywalker’s heroic actions on Crait have spread to every corner of the galaxy. Rebellions are beginning on planets all across the new Empire.

>Rey, Finn, Poe and the small band we saw at the end of TLJ have been running from planet to planet across the galaxy, aiding the nascent rebellions, liberating planets from First Order control, building up their own forces, and all the while staying just a step ahead of Kylo Ren, who has been hunting them relentlessly.
The movie opens on a distant outer rim planet with just a few small cities occupied by the First Order. Together with the local rebels they defeat the local garrison and liberate the planet. Before they leave Rey hears a mysterious voice calling out to her, leading her to a facility in a remote region of the planet. Here the truth of her origin is revealed.

>Kylo Ren lied about Rey’s parents, he actually had no idea. When Rey enters the bunker she discovers that it is a cloning facility. Here she has a brief scene that calls back to when she entered the dark side cave in TLJ. Sheev reveals himself to her as a force ghost and explains that he had the facility built in secret in an effort to give himself “eternal life.” We discover that Rey is so powerful in the force because she was “born” at this facility, and because Sheev’s force spirit possessed her after his death at the battle of Endor. We learn that Snoke was in fact Darth Plagueis, who knew a way to come back to life that he never taught Sheev. And that Plagueis had been biding his time since that moment, waiting for the fall of the old Empire to unleash the First Order.

It starts with a resistance ship being attacked by the First Order...

CONTD.

>Sheev congratulates Rey on helping to bring about the demise of Plagueis for the second time and tells her that she must defeat Kylo Ren to restore peace to the galaxy. He offers to lend her further power, which she is apprehensive of, but she does not say no to.

>As Rey and the others are preparing to leave the planet Luke appears to her as a force ghost and tells her she must resist the temptation of Sheev. He explains how Darth Sidious corrupted his father and plunged the galaxy into civil war and tyranny, and then tells her that the lust for power “the quick and easy way” is the path to the dark side.

>In the next scene, which takes place just hours later, we see Kylo Ren land on the same planet. One of his agents, a Knight of Ren, informs him that he succeeded in placing a tracker aboard the Millennium Falcon. Kylo is preparing to leave when Luke appears to him. He asks Kylo to forgive him for what happened at the Jedi temple and tells him that he knows there is still good in him. When Kylo lashes out at him Luke tells him to “let go of his hate.” He leaves the planet still intending to hunt down Rey and the others, but more unsure of himself than before.

>Finn, Poe, and the others no longer go on pointless side quests so they have more time to interact with one another. Over the course of the movie the rebels are attacked three times by the First Order. Kylo Ren has gotten much stronger since the last time we saw him and Rey is not able to defeat him with her own power. She gives in to the temptation during the first battle and uses Sheev’s power to fight him off. Finn remarks after the battle that something seems different about Rey now, but she brushes it off. Kylo also notices that something about Rey is different, and he sends General Hux to capture her while he withdraws.

The clone is called Chuubacca

CONTD.

>The rebels are once again outmatched in their second battle against the First Order, despite the fact that more fighters have come from throughout the galaxy to join them. Rey is in a position where she isn’t strong enough to stop them without tapping into the dark side, but she resists and Leia dies as a result. The rebels manage to force the fight to a draw, but Rey is tormented by guilt for not having prevented Leia’s death.

>In the next scene we see Kylo meditating in his chambers, books strewn around him. Snoke appears to him. Kylo tells him that he knows he is Plagueis. He then tells him he believes that he must convert Rey to the dark side in order to fulfill his vision of a new galaxy. Snoke tells him that Rey is ready to turn, and that when she is ready she will seek him out. He tells him this, and then also tells him that he must kill Rey. Snoke knows that Rey is hosting Sheev and so he wants to convince Kylo to kill her and end his threat.

>In their third battle with the First Order, General Hux manages to capture Rey, along with Finn, Poe, and Rose. He is going to execute Rey’s friends in front of her before bringing her to Kylo. Just as he is about to do it, Sheev appears to her and tells her to give in to the dark side, telling her: “It is the only way to save your friends.” Rey goes berserk, kills General Hux, and starts slaughtering the First Order troops. They try to fight her at first, but when they see how powerful she has become they try to flee in terror, just for her to run them down and kill them without mercy. When she releases her friends and stands triumphant before them, they are visibly terrified of her. She tells them that it’s time to stop running, that they must confront Kylo and put an end to this. Nobody tries to argue with her.

>The rebels assemble their full force and attack the First Order at their stronghold. Poe leads the rebel fleet in the space battle as Rey, Finn, and Rose descend to the planet to attack the base. The ground forces attack from one side as Rey goes ahead to personally confront Kylo. They duel, but Rey cannot defeat him without giving in to the dark side. Sheev gives her UNLIMITED POWER. She abandons her humanity and allows the dark side to consume her and make her into a monster, which allows her to push Kylo to the brink of defeat, when he has a realization about the true nature of the dark side. Essentially he thought it was fine for him to be dark and edgy when he abandoned Ben Solo and became Kylo Ren, but when he sees what the dark side of the force is doing to the only person he cares about, he realizes he’s made a mistake. He puts down his weapon and tells Rey to let go of her anger. She wounds him, and nearly kills him, but she is able to resist the temptation of Sheev after seeing what she has become. She realizes that she does not have to destroy Kylo to save her friends, but that by turning him back to the light she can do so without corrupting herself in the process.

>Rey uses Sheev’s power one last time, but it is a healing power, not a destructive one that she uses to save Kylo’s life. The two join forces to defeat the first order and bring a new era of peace to the galaxy. Pottery, kino, etc, THE END.

nobody fucking cares

FUCK ALL TO DO

There is no longer any conflict in the galaxy thanks to the brave actions of THE REBELLION and discovering that they can just hyperspace anything into anything else to destroy it.

So instead we bring you A Wookie Christmas Episode 2: Turkey Wars