What did you like about it?

What did you like about it?

reylo

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the astral projection
the casino shit looked cool but nothing happened there other than the shitty cgi stampede
the concept/designs of a mineral planet populated by crystal animals

that's about it

it wasn't TFA

>Reylo
>no Beni
kys

Kylo and Hux and their interplay was good

That's about it

Maybe paige dying in the beginning giving everyone a reality check that what they're doing is serious. But ofcourse that's quickly trampled by the jokes and quips every 2 seconds.

It's honestly unwatchable. I didn't really like anything in it.

The credits.

It's in space
There's some interesting weird animals
Fock wypipo

porgs were fucking terrible, you can barely appreciate here how terribly animated they were, like their muscles etc were not given motion but they were just squished and stretched like characters in a HISHE video, on top of that they look like pretend-stop motion/puppetry.

I can't believe how rarely anyone has discussed this

i tried really hard not to burst out laughing with joy when that asian got BLACKED

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I liked the part where I imagined something interesting was gonna happen when Mary Sue and nuVader kill Hitler together and it seemed like they were going to do something together and I was like "oh wow finally it might get interesting maybe they'll go back to playing politics in the senate and maybe she turns to the dark side or something the possibilities are endless now we're talking" but then out of nowhere he says he's still a baddie bad boombum viewers turns off your brain please. But yea for those 2 seconds where I imagined how the story could have been interesting, I liked that part that I imagined about the movie that didn't really happen. Best part of the movie by far.

bb-8 , and poe until kylo blew x-wing. up

and the light sabre battle.

porg were funny,

and the seniors.

the damage control

The first space battle after the bombers showed up
Some of Luke's island
Reylo fighting the guards
The casino aesthetic. Wasted though

I liked Rey WAY more than I did in TFA.

The fact that Star Wars is finally over.

the shitstorm

it was over 2 years ago with the release of tfa

It's indefensible yet retards are defending it thus exposing their stupidity to the public.

shit you're right that too, those nuns were funny. More entertaining and ironically more pleasant to the eye than forced meme faggot porgs

The kamikaze scene with the destroyer was really pretty

I had the exact same feeling. I was really hoping for Rey to actually join Kylo at this point, then the rest of the trilogy being about Luke fixing his shitty mistakes.

Instead Rey continues to be miss perfect mary sue and luke just dies.

unironically my favorite part of the movie

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>the humor, the color schemes, the costumes, Luke
Didn't like:
>all of the mistakes with the motivations and actions of Luke, lack of dark side spookiness (a la darth maul or vader in ANH)

but that shit makes other accomplishments in the saga seem moot

I don't understand how this got into the movie, or the other crap like "Yo mamma" & when Luke says "Yeah that's pretty much no where"

These scenes/lines are tired, & redundant. Any film nowadays would be wise to avoid such tropes.

>Wookie is eating, sees sad face Porg, Feels bad, Roars, scares one of & rethinks his decision

I mean .. That 30 seconds alone probably cost a few hundred thousand. The lack of creativity to have such a simpleton scene is absolutely mind-boggling especially in a Star Wars movie that's trying to redeem itself.

>lack of dark side spookiness
there was a spoopy cave with visions

I said it was pretty, not a bright move, friendo

I liked porgs.

I liked Mhast'r Khoadbraykah, the finest leet hacker that ever briefly and inconsequentially appeared on film.

Seriously, this deserves a lot more shit than it's getting.

I don't understand why his offer wouldn't be tempting? I think ANYONE would take some time to reflect, not Mary Sue there way out like a perfect angel & decline it in 2 seconds.

God fuck Rian, & his shitflicks.

The scene where Hux almost shot Kylo while he was knocked out. It was the single piece of emotion and character development in the movie.

The idea of a space chase in which the resistance is outnumbered and running out of fuel was a neat idea, it gave the plot a far greater sense of urgency throughout than in TFA.

I don't think anyone would argue that the visual effects (both practical and CGI) were bad, apart from maybe the porgs, the film was for the most part very pretty.

Also goofy yoda ghost was great, I know RLM liked to claim that the goofy yoda in ESB was just a facade but I honestly think yoda is a better character when he comes across as senile rather than serious and wise (which would feel more like yoda from the prequels).

The asian fat bitch

I thought he was Mike Patton for a moment

>Rey visiting the dark side hall of mirrors and seeming like she was going to switch to the dark side because she wasn't getting any useful results form Luke
>The simple way the astral projection was filmed. It was easy to imagine they could feel each other without literally seeing each other.
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>you can see yourself multiple times like that one ride at the staet fair
SpooOOooOOOppppEEEEE o.o

~PSA~

Reminder that anyone who posts "TLJ has a lot of problems but x is not one of them" is a shill. Literally shill argument tactics. Don't even reply to them.

>Hello, I have arrived on your casino planet trying to find a guy I only know as "Mhast'r Khoadbraykah." They tell me he likes to gamble.

The sound design.
The sound of ships stopping at their destination from hyperspeed was kino, as was pretty much everything else

the visuals, and seeing Ireland, and what I could remember of the cinematography were pretty good. I'm assuming the score is decent, but I don't remember hearing anything that remarkable.

the problem with finding things I liked about this movie was that it was all spoiled by the end of it and just led to more disappointment.

like this, exactly this. reylo was the best thing this film had going for it, enough to redeem some of the other mistakes, and they just squandered it so quickly.

the luke scene was cool until it was revealed he was just a hologram and died.

the kamikaze finn scene WAS good up until it was ruined by the most annoying character and for what? she risked the survival and a heroic mission for what? because "that's not how we win" fuck off.

thank you user, nufriends need to know this

is a prime example

a movie made by normal people would have had a funny scene where Finn and Chong dress up and play on his table to get close to him

THIS

I don't how they managed to do it, but the film is SO BAD that there is no way to defend it. Not just on Star Wars terms, either. It has piss-poor editing and pants-on-head retarded shot continuity. Really blatantly exposed just how many people are on the mouse's payroll.

I thought they were puppets, but animated with CGI

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Every fucking Star Wars movie is full of this kind of shit.

>Not just on Star Wars terms
this. it's just a plain bad movie. whereas imo the prequels were bad contributions to the star wars films, but they're at least 6-7/10 films.

I honestly can't rate this film anything higher than a 2/10 and that feels generous.

Honestly, nothing. The best I could say is there's things I didn't hate and that would be some of the interplay between Rey and Kylo and the revelation from Benicio's character that the war profiteers are supplying both sides. That's about it. The rest was astonishingly disappointing and just outright terrible for the most part.

Like? i just saw all the 2 trilogies, and i would like to see if im forggeting something.

No, wrong. OT has (well developed) characters in funny situations. No one told a fucking joke. In NuWars the characters are literally telling jokes. Big difference.

I liked the scene where luke met r2
Beginning when poe dodged turrets was cool
I liked when liked catch the fish, it was badass

geez

Chewy eating the annoying bird things, Some of luke talk about how the jedi where shit (though disappointed he didn't go all david brin) and the salt with the red crust was visually nice.

and..thats about it.

Same,

Also forgot the Hermit camp was nice, one of the things I always liked about star wars was the hermit camps of Ben, Yoda, and now the beehive houses luke had.

I liked the aesthetic of the throne room scene.

that place looks so god damn good.

TLJ has a lot of problems but Luke Skywalker’s character is not one of them

Straight out of Kurosawa's Kagemusha

Rey and Kylo fighting the crimson guards or whatever the fuck they're called was pretty cool. Rest of it was shit.

should I watch it lads? I mean, I did go to the effort of downloading it already......

At the beginning when the resistence took out the dreadnaught (minus the stupid your mom joke by poe)

I would say the cinematography was good as well as the sound design.

the throne room fight scene was badass as well

when chewbacca was eating the porg was one of the only humorous things that I laughed at in the movie.

pretty much every thing kylo ren and rey together.

Believe it or not the casino world is actually kind of interesting, I though it was kind of a neat twist on the cantina scene at first but the main problem is that what happened there was pointless and nothing really gets accomplished.

I like the message it was going for by making the force seem more of a universal thing, like making it to the point where any one can use the force not just the jedi. But the execution is not something that I am not sure of and by that I mean there was no execution, those concepts just seem to float around until whether or not episode IX would dive into that stuff.

The awesome ass light-speed kamikaze sacrifice that fucked up the main star-destroyer.

>Hurr Durr it makes everyone in the OT look like an idiot, why didn't they do it at the death star.
I truly don't understand why people are chimping out over this scene, first of all considering that the death star the death star would've probably been a piece of separate technology from a star destroyer, it was pretty well established that it had only one weakness at the exhaust port in other words using the light-speed kamikaze tactic could damage it to a certain degree maybe even majorly but it wouldn't have destroyed it and secondly are you actually telling me you never once thought of that tactic even once before this movie?

on a side note I didn't exactly mind rose at first but I never liked her, just kind of thought she was meh. RIGHT UNTIL SHE RIGHT UP AND DID THE MOST RETARDED ASS FUCKING THING AT THE VERY FUCKING END. You all know what scene that is.

you mean the guy who was going to kill his own padawan and family and not the guy who was actually going to kill him ?weven when he was already in the dark side.

Luke´s character was wasted in a tenebrous way.

It ain't worth it desu not even free. Take it from someone who paid

3 hours of your life will be wasted. You could have masturbated that long

The issue is that if you can take out a capital ship with a hyperspeed ramming, there no reason to do any combat outside of hyperspeed-kinetic kill devices

Now they will have to work hard to explain why that could be used in this movie but never in another setup, and make it seem logical.

Every star wars movie would be solved by hyperspace ramming except for Rogue One, that wouldn't need to happen since they could just ram the death star.

Luke was in it. Guess what I hated about it.

just watch it, its like a 6/ 10.
Or wait for an actual full hd.

>t. soyboy

Your opinions are objectively incorrect. The cinematography is terrible. Everything is rushed with no chance to take in the scenery, like for example the throne room. Cool looking place, but we don't get to explore it. Zoom close up and shitty angles on the action scenes. God awful shot continuity and nonsensical character warping. Phasma 20 feet away despite standing directly over Finn after the explosion? Rose and Finn walking back to the rebel base in front of the enemy? All those soldier in the trench just disapparated, did they? Rey literally fucking teleporting to Kylo Ren? Red guards dancing instead of fighting? Many other examples.

>any can use the force not just the jedi
And this is how I know without a doubt you're a nufan or a shill. Anyone can be a jedi you faggot.

The force "projection" was awesome. Of course it would have been better if Luke himself suffered the same wounds as his projection, thus Luke would have died from a stab to the heart while looking peacefully at the sunset reminiscent of ANH instead of keeling over from a fucking heart attack.

anyone can be a jedi?
even a none force user?

Haldo crashing the cruiser into the First Order fleet was awesome. Don't wonder, "Why does all other form of space combat exist?" and instead suspend disbelief for a second and just enjoy it. Also, Yoda was very well done. Fight me.

attack the knowledge

That shot of Luke showing up at the salt base because it reminded me of a cool shot in a great movie. That's about it.

>anybody can be a jedi faggot

If that was the case why are people sperging out when rey was revealed to come from nobody special?

> Bcaws merri su guis

Suppose she is decended from obi wan or is another skywalker or some other shit, wouldnt she have been more of a mary sue if she had everything handed to her because she was a decendent of somebody super important or came from a prestigous background?

The part where Kylo told Rey she was nothing. I wet my panties a little.

I also wear panties. It's a fetish of mine. Don't judge. Mine stayed dry throughout the entire film, however.

Pilpul doesn't work here faggot. You have to use logical arguments. People are upset about her lineage because it was set up to be a plot point in the previous film and was then thrown out the window, just like all the other ones.

She COULD be a nobody, fine. But there needs to be a reason why she is good at everything. TFA led us to believe her history explained this. So now we have a character who is flawless just because.

LIKES
>Its willingness to question and expand upon everything we thought we knew about Star Wars lore
>Originality
>Yoda
>Everything regarding Luke
>Some amazing scenes
>Kylo Ren
>Ending
>Poe
>Improved Finn
>RED SCENE
>Killed off an already boring, archetypal villain
>Embracing the fact that giving Snoke's background would be out of place - he's just evil and that's how it is (EXACTLY like Sheev in the OT!!)
>Kylo giving up on his ideal of being the new Darth Vader
>Benicio's anti-Han character

DISLIKES
>EVERYTHING Admiral Holdo
>Shoehorned political messaging during gambling sequence
>The focus on introducing Rose Tico instead of delving into these already interesting characters
>Compared to TFA, strange or unexpected pacing (not necessarily poor)
>Porgs and those seemingly useless ice creatures
>The utilization of Leia, sadly
>Rey giving lectures to Luke
>Snoke somehow being a puppetmaster linking Kylo to Rey (This shouldn't in any way have been Snoke's influence)
>Kylo smashing his aesthetic as fuck helmet
>Rose Tico cucking Finn from an amazing arc
>Kylo not understanding that both the jedi and sith are flawed, joining Rey in reinventing everything about it(ep 9?)

It killed Star Wars.

That like list is way too long

visuals were really good. Rian Johnson is a good visual director, but should never be allowed any say in story.

>do you think you got him?
This one joke was the only entertaining part of the movie for me. Everything else was was filler

I said it a year ago. My dubs didn't lie.

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pleb

come on! kylo scene destroying his hellmet was
cool, he is not a kid anymore who were's superheroes
masks.

Cinematography was pretty good
Nice visual effects
Everything about Kylo Ren, and his interactions with Rey

I liked the porgs

I understood the symbolism, I just really like the helmet.

Can someone tell me what benecio del toros character does in this?

I liked the thief character, his betrayal was much more self-serving than Lando's, and I feel like Star Wars could use someone so morally grey.

I liked Kylo's motivation about three quarters through, where he was insisting they destroy all the old things tying them down. Of course they ruined that.

He perfectly illustrates the film's repeating theme of "nothing matters, dont even bother." Then he leaves the film early and is never seen again, which was a hint for the audience to do the same

>Its willingness to question and expand upon everything we thought we knew about Star Wars lore
>Originality
>Everything regarding Luke
>Ending
>Improved Finn

What the fuck?

Mark Hamill’s acting. That’s about it.

Introduced to work as a counterfeit to Han's character:
>Sneaky
>Motivated by the biggest pile of money
>Still has a small soft spot for justice
>Given a choice, is willing to do the evil thing instead of the good thing, whereas Han is the opposite
He ends up in the same jail cell as Finn and Rose, but shortly after breaks them out and shows them that both the resistance and the first order are capable of good and evil
When he talks he has a little stutter that I found immensely cool for some reason
A very good example of how a moral grayzone character works

In the end he backstavs Finn and Rose for money

yeah, i really liked it to, but we need angry kylo in every movie.