The fuck was even the point of these?

the fuck was even the point of these?

Merchandise.

To lead them to an exit

Poor writing 101.

Toys. Always fucking toys.

That scene where it jumped through the rocks and Poe was like "no NOOOOOO" there was this guy at the theater who said out loud "What the fuck was that about" and got shushed by like half of the theater

Pokemon switch when?

>literally a white rabbit
What did they mean by this?

That was me

What's the point of any of these movies? To sell shit.

Anyone else noticed how many fucking pokemons this movie had? Those guys, porgs, the race beasts from casino planet.
It's kinda weird. The crystal ones are even called Vulptexes.

over 9000 hours in MS paint

>alolan Vulpix
Shameful display.

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Did you watch the movie? Do you even like start wars?

CRYSTAL. CRITTERS.

Couldn't Leia move the rocks too?

She can fucking fly in space...

I shit you not these are real. Any feminine hygiene product has Rey shit plastered all over it.

We just got a shipment of dog "crystal critters" costumes at the PetCo I work at, also have Porg costumes for birds with cutouts for wings. We tried one on a bird that found its way out of its cage somehow and he flew off and now we cant find him

I thought they were cool.

The one that lead them even had evil Sith eyes.

Overall, I felt that there weren't that many interesting creatures in this film in comparison to the other Star Wars franchises. Just rewatch Mos Eisley and see all the interesting and timeless creatures and characters in that scene.

when i saw its red eyes and then going under the rocks i thought for sure it was an evil crystal fox and it had led them to get killed by the first order.

I loved the critters in this movie, especially the Porg when you know their development backstory

Writers/director know that Star Wars is supposed be set in a fantastic universe with lots of unique alien creatures but have no idea what makes something unique or alien. (Protip: none of the new creatures they added are even slightly hostile.)

Also

xpbp

I was the guy who shouted "Boom" when it all went quiet just before the lightspeed jump into Snokes Ship ended.

I FUCKING LOVE PORGS

>THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO SELL MERCHANDISEE REEEEEE
no

I yelled "WRECK MY PUSSY" when I saw Kylo Ren shirtless

I was the guy who shouted "That's gotta hurt!!"

there was a nigger in the front row being really obnoxious during the previews but thankfully the imax sound being so loud prevented his awfulness from bothering anyone else during the movie

Not even in the "POP" style, what the fuck?

the point is there are no crystal critter toys

This. Watch the movie

White Volteon?

lol

That's the real "imax experience"

It's foreshadowing Disney's acquisition of the Pokemon Group.

"We want the furry audience"

>not just using a laser pointer for the easy laughs

selling toys is always the answer

you're not wrong. when you live in a city with lots of spics and niggers it's worth paying the extra 5 bucks to drown them out.

Sometimes the fat negresses add to a film's enjoyment if it's a schlocky horror movie

>Be me.
>No imax
>Being cool 3 minutes during the film
>"Your maaahmaa"
>HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Wow so this is the power of disney.

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Omg everyone opened their god damned mouth during that part, totally ruining the moment

I was the little boy who shouted Wow! Hashtag signature move! when Ren force pulled the lightsaber into the guard’s head.

>vulptexes
You know vulpines refers to foxes right? The prefix is clearly just based on that.

>ad about these fuckers being puppets and animatronics
>barely used in the film, and most of the shots they're in its full cg

practical effects are a meme