Why has goop left acting?

why has goop left acting?

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Makes more money and gets more satisfaction from her new career of telling women how much better her life is than theirs.

Is she the female Chad?

She's in Disney's Marvel's Avengers Infinity War Part 1 and Disney's Marvel's Avengers Infinity War Part 2

rip goop....you had a good run

Too busy telling gullible women with too much money how to put their health in danger by doing retarded scientifically disproven Homeopathy shit.

she looks amazing at 45. putting rocks in your vagina is the secret to youth.

they're crystals

why do they call her Goop ?

Tell me about Goop, why does she buy the limes?

It's the name of her shitty homeopathy company

Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals.

She has a goopy looking grin

wtf her and cate blanchett are different people

>her new career of telling women how much better her life is than theirs

barry knew

Because she's content giving condescending advice to average people.

I don't have a vagina though. What are my options?

I'd put my rock in her vagina if you know what I mean.

rokcs up penis.

She can't suck off Harvey for roles anymore

>December 2017
>STILL not realizing it was all work
>STILL not realizing Goop's 'persona' was contrived
>STILL not seeing the bigger picture

wew

I hate this picture because I have to go on food stamps during my off seasons from work. I get $192 a month for the two months I use it and this shit is ridiculous, 7 limes? Brand name tortillas? Singles of shit?

If you look for shit on sale you can get 5 pounds of potatoes for $2, same amount of onions for just as much, boxes of pasta for

yep.

>muh out of touch pretty blonde woman.

Goop's greatest role was Goop.

Plus even all that shit would only end up being like $17 if you didn’t buy organic. The $3.50 worth of limes is the most expensive thing in the photo.

>>STILL not realizing Goop's 'persona' was contrived

It was contrived by being brought up in a Hollywood leftist household. Her father was an ultra lefty kike that wouldn't even hire anyone reputed to be conservative.
That's where her persona was contrived. Another rich brat from a wealthy ultra liberal household that thinks it's the job to be the arbiter of how people should live despite never leaving the Manhattan or New England estate bubbles. Katherine Hepburn's family was the same and the reason why she was such an insufferably smug cunt.

How is this image supposed to be upsetting?

Not enough processed snacks and factory-farmed meat?

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She was basically a wrestling heel.

And it was entirely by design.

Brainlets....baka

Hahaha no, you delusional redditor.

It's a remarkably un-astute way to spend a limited amount of money if you intend to live off those groceries for a week.
Which she couldn't do in the end.

My morning smoothe
>1 banana
>2oz. Strawberry
>2oz Blueberry
>2oz Blackberry
>Spinach/Kale
>Milk

Haven't felt better

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY FUCKING ARE BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING BELONG THERE.

Because people are dumb enough to buy magic vagina rocks

How do I meat a girl like Gpal?

Am I weird for having a fetish for those kind of women? Just imagining playing along with their doll lives and having tea parties with little whos makes me excited. Even better would be woman of such caliber with a valley girl accent, just imagine her pulling you to go shopping and forcing you make "vegan & gluten-free" food with her to appease the friends from her book club.. Oh god, that would be torture but in the best way possible. I'd pass out from the satisfaction I fear..

And A diet Water, plis.

It's not super thrifty, but it's really not so bad. The staples, rice, beans and eggs are the pragmatic staples people should be buying, that are quite calorie dense for cost. Getting them in bulk and getting white rice is better yeah, and so is shopping at an Asian supermarket, but she's in the right ballpark.

She's splashing out a bit on vegetables, the chilli, limes, garlic and coriander, but thats WAY better than splashing out on junk food, premade seasonings, sauces or meat.
It's actually healthy and would taste good if you knew how to cook and had a few staples like oil and salt.

Vegetables are expensive / calories, so strictly trying not to starve they are superfluous, but life without them is pretty miserable and you're going to run into all kinds of health problems.

Rice & beans & bread & potatoes & oil is really no fun.

I'd put my crystal in her vagina if you catch my drift

She's probably making more money selling snake oil to dumb soccer moms than she was """acting"""
It's very easy to deceive new age retards into an anti-science dogma. Conservatives are just as susceptible though to snake oil, Alex Jones knows this well (look at the infowars store which sells essentially identical items to what's found in Goop's store, just re-branded).

What’s with white liberal women and scamming people?

And? I collect minerals, I enjoy the hobby, but you would be shocked at the amount of absolute retards that actually believe that minerals "give off energies / vibrations" or any other amount of quackery. If I had no conscience, I'd make a decent living buying and re-selling mineral specimens to these retards.
Trust me, I go to mineral conventions to buy specimens, and these retards are EVERYWHERE, they almost make it hard to just enjoy the hobby of collecting minerals.

post the foodstamps

>What's with white conservative men scamming people?
qz.com/1010684/all-the-wellness-products-american-love-to-buy-are-sold-on-both-infowars-and-goop/

Seriously though, these people are successful as fuck because there's so many dummies with deep pockets just willing to fork over their money for supplement scams.

>really no fun.
>t. Fatass

>t-those supplements do nothing, just eat the soy, goy

Got sick of blowing fat jews like harvey

Very underrated comment. Everyone ITT who didn't give this man a (You) should be ashamed

Lmao 3rd world America.

>she literally got analed by Weinstein

How do I get into minerals?

ASS TO ASS

How lucky can one man be?

julia louis dreyfus looks better at 55 and shes not fuckin nuts

God, old people are disgusting, good thing I'm offing myself at 30.

because its fucking stupid. She has never been poor because when you're really poor you dont buy shit like 7 limes and organic brown rice. You wouldnt really buy tortillas either because who has time for that when you're busy juggling 2 jobs and kids?

I have nipples, Luke. Could you milk me?

The best.

>muh everyone whos wealthier and more successful than me is an out-of-touch cunt with no life experience compared to my life of eating cheetos and fapping to japanese animations in my single mom's basement

neck yourself

/thread

man, she looked like an angel

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...I believe in crystal skulls...

I would literally die for this woman. Every time she talks about getting assfucked on Veep, I have to leave the room and fap

>one corn

Because they wouldnt let her pose naked covered in mud.

Aging jews are the worst

This is my fetish

how stoned is cameron diaz here, too bad i'll never be rich enough to do blow with whores like these in the bathroom of some democrat fundraiser

>she will never give you a nuru massage covered in mud

what's wrong with her titties?

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Just by looking at their faces you can tell which one got analed by tiny Jew dick and which one had to suck it clean

Score one drunken laugh for your comment user, here's a (You)

It gets me hot too, the idea of this snotty bitch acting all prim and proper and then later that night fucking her senseless and treating her like a complete and utter whore complete with shooting my load in her mouth and all over her tongue!!!FACT!!!

Yeah, I guess that too.. Though I was referring more towards the feeling of being in that "bubble". I mean I get such a weird satisfaction from imagining being in a relationship with such a woman, I don't even think about the sex, but all the mundane activities she would force me to partake in. Also, the whole house would be fit up by her, even better if everything was pink and there would be plushies everywhere. It's not that I enjoy being dominated, it's more about getting enjoyment by placing myself in a situation I vehemently dislike. The feeling would be similar to restless leg syndrome, but it would be around your whole body, this unbearable feeling you can't get rid of. Being surrounded by femininity, scented candles, a plushie on your lap while watching Notebook, going picking strawberries from an organic farm just outside of town, going on way too many picnics.. It would feel like a prison and still for some odd reason I'd derive pleasure from it.

You're getting hard just thinking about aren't you, you piece of shit

I can't help it. The penultimate would be if I could get her to invite her friends over for a slumber party, OH GOD! All that gossip and high-pitched laughing.. Such a masochist I am, that I would join them in the gossips.. Force myself to become interested in the downfall of Lacey from high-school and her single momhood.. Playing spin the bottle in a somewhat suggestive but mostly innocuous mood.. We'd make prank calls to their friends other random people.. Pillow fight? If it was purely innocent, I think I'd die.

Yes, Goop is Stacey as fuck

Why do you retards always say this shit, she looks exactly her age, look at those fucking wrinkles. I bet you're one of those idiots that thinks she looks better now than when she was 30 despite the terrible Jewish aging genes and straight hair

You basically described every marriage!!!FACT!!!

just out of curiosity what is your favourite mineral? then follow-up what is the most expensive specimen you own?

No, no, I think, at least in my mind what I described was a life of willful succumbing to the whims of the female just to gain pleasure from the unbearable constriction of your masculinity. Marriages should be consisting of compromises I think, but what I'm getting at is no compromises, just surrendering yourself to the river of femininity. You're sleeping in a pink bed with pink sheets and when you wake up, there are fluffy bunny slippers waiting for you, because walking barefoot on the floor is prohibited. At the kitchen table, one of those pre-ordered from Ikea (granite of w/e) there is a berry smoothie with kale and other vegetables added in. The pink pocket radio on the counter is playing the newest Dua Lipa hit single (w/e that is). You look at the refrigerator door with a calendar attached to it, almost every single day is planned with little heart symbols here and there signifying a plan to go outside and do something she decided. See what I'm getting at? I derive pleasure from willfully submerging my masculinity into the river of Styx, mentally fighting back every urge to escape into the woods and regain my sanity there.

I bet it's people like you who act in those humiliation pornos
and stop replying to the namefag

Did you read any of the previous posts? I don't find sexual humiliation or humiliation in general desirable. The fetish is to insert myself into the mundane female lifestyle.

she though she was gonna be fine without marvel movies

she was wrong and had to suck feige's dick so they could have her again.

Tossing you a (you)

You won't, though.

Nice projection. Where did it say everyone wealthy? There were two examples and both were fucking spot on.

She doesn't look great at all, but still would

>why has goop left acting?
She hasn't. She's going to be in the biggest movie of 2018.

poor people don't have kitchens they can only eat prepared food

What third world shithole do you live in where that's true

they're both jewesses. some kind of khazar magic to seduce aryan men

this is a great poster, love the synth-wave vibes

It looks a lot like actual comic book art, it's pretty good

She looks like the type of woman to do scat
videos

>khazar magic
uhm sweetie do you mean makeup?

Shame it's only fan-made.

Because she doesn't want to get infamous.