800$

>800$

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>+$400 tip

Where can I watch this?

What is your skill Sup Forums?

*gives you a massage*

That'll be donation + tip.

are you fucking shitting me

how does he keep getting away with it?

It's just a donation bro, you can donate whatever you want.

Plus tip.

I love an old asian man's sweat all over my food. This is definitely worth the money.

He's a smart guy

DUONG'ED

I heard old Asian man sweat has healing properties.

>puts raw fiish over popcorn
>"that'll be 1 BTC plus tip"

I fix yo problem. You many problems okay? Breast massage okay? You haf to massage *fingers deep into groin muscles* here okay? *rubs feet, jiggles ass, blows air onto nipples* Massage free, only for video.

Based.

FUCK
HOW DOES HE KEEP HIS PENIS IN CONTROL

>see ya round smoothskin

whomst be this madman

Learn meditation bro, it'll increase your massage levels too.

>puts raw fish over shitty popcorn.

>tfw can't fap in my train

Whomst've been him?

He's just a humble masseur.

Lmao. This one is great. The BF is standing right there watching and allowing his GF to get Donged.

ok but does he do this to men?

I love how he crosses his arms and is fine with the whole thing.

he's not a fucking faggot

yes yes very good Jiro

HOWEVER

here's the original pic

Yes, look up Luo Dong

would it be worth groping a few dicks to feel up teenage babes at the beach?

Why are people just walking by and not helping this poor woman

Of course he does. He doesn't discriminate. Except he only massages them for 5 minutes.

Is she an actress / porn star?

Because this is a sex crime

Dong doesn't want sex, sex is bad outside of procreation, drains your Qi and denies access to the Sky. Drinking cold fluids is also bad for Qi and will cause you torment from the ghosts.

He massages to restore good Qi.

Dong's Golden Rules: No Sex, No Ice.

dude comes in hands outstretched , heading directly towards the tits. fucking legend.

Why do you presume she needs help?

She's happy, she gives a thumbs up, and she enjoyed the massage. It fixed a lot of her problems.

Dong is not for sexual. In fact he gets angry when wh*te people laugh and giggle at his massages.

Why would it be a sex crime? She came to his house. She asked for a crotch massage. Not only that, her husband is supervising. And he paid for the massage.

What crime is being committed?

DIDF please

Would you let The Dong give you a massage if you were a gril?

Just saying. The wife or the husband could've stopped it at any time. They could've not came to his house. They could've not paid him.

It's like saying I'm raping your mother if she comes to my house for a massage and leaves me a donation + tip.

What was up with is fucking rice dealer?!

There's no reason not to, he's a complete professional.

what are these filenames? are you a cuck who faps to this shit or something?

now this cannot be legal

What seems to be illegal?

boy, i bet that takes a lot of skill

how did he master it?

Dedicate his penis

you got the one at the park on the bench?

>toes curling
>nips hard

Because he makes them feel good desu. Beta virgin masseus
>only massages socially acceptable areas
>sign waiver and permission slip before you went in
>still ask for permission to massage near sensitive areas
>costs $$$
>still get sued for sexual harassment
Chad Dong
>massages everywhere on the body
>gives your gf his hot chi
>she moans and loves it
>does it in private or public where everyone can see because it’s not sexual and he’s professional
>fix yo problems
>it’s free, only for video

I have several.

The ceiling for sushi quality is low. As long as you're using fresh, good quality fish there's not much you can do to improve on it.

If you want to spend hundreds of dollars on a meal and have it actually be tangibly different from a cheaper alternative, get a fucking dry-aged prime ribeye steak.

>>only massages socially acceptable areas
the fuck you talking about. Dong attacks their tits and ass. And comes damn close to the vagoo.

His Qi flows from their breasts and radiates all the way to their head/toes.

That’s the beta virgin masseus. L2r.

>reading

I think he means "social areas" as in "public places". Park, beach, street.

>shrieks
>this turns Dong on

youtube.com/watch?v=plbysdvCr90 WTF?

He charged millions

>shrieks (of joy)
>attacks more ferociously

The Dong knows how to massage.

Please stop posting donger out of context, he offers free massages in exchange for letting him film and he only fix the problem too much hot not enough cold they need the star power

he can get away with it cause women, especially white women don't consider asian men sexual creatures, they are like calculators and iphone assemblers

there is an aging process for sushi, but its isnt anywhere on the long timescale that beef has.

basically f&b is bullshit. the prices you pay have nothing to do with anything you get usually. its like buying diamonds.

Bro this is fucking foreplay.

Literally /ourguy/.

>WTF

What's wrong?

alpha as FUCK

How did Jiroposting evolve into LouDong posting?

I don't know but I like it

This one has great thighs

Based Dong Poster

>little white man scuttles over to adjust the bed

Tipping isn't a thing in Japan. In Japan exceptional service is expected all the time, and if you give someone a tip it's awkward because it's like you've evaluated their performance.

This, he cures problem for free (unless you want to donate + tip) and all his clients are happy. Some even come back for seconds. He's doing a great job educating people about no sex, no cold drink, hot is good, Qi is good, yin and yang powers should mix, and how to be good to go to Sky.

>both asian
>both using pseudo versions of there own fields for personal gain (Jiro charging out the ass for raw rish - Dong doing softcore cuck porn)

>I learned this yesterday from the abroad in japan video

He's a good husband, prepping his wife so she can receive The Dong treatment.

>feels up women/teenagers 4 free
>makes them horny
gotta be illegal shit he doing right?

You ignorant dumb troll... If you don't know anything about massages, chi or Chinese culture, please shut your fuking mouth. Luo Dong is a professional, an expert in the matter, and he never sexualizes his clients... You're just a douchebag disrespecting a whole culture, and accusing a candid man doing his upright job; so you can get the fuk out of these kind of videos, and stop talking shit; OK?

The Dong can do no wrong

fuck he gropes well every new client I always see him do new things like this one he fisted his client ass cheeks more and groped her pussy more

and he's just a human being. difficult to do what he's doing and not get at least a little turned on

Every client's puss- I mean chi is different

What are some massage movies?

what is the thing he keeps doing when he use his face?
is he breaking licking or biting?

Is the massage spammer starting these threads?

Blowing, he's using breath to stimulate Qi

I guarantee these girls are enjoying it more than Jiro's force feeding of sushi.

Look at this giggling, her bf and her will incorporate massage play from that day onward.

>grope

>chi

This guy gets it.

Dong is an enlightened being. Mundane human pleasures do nothing for him. But he understands how youtube works, and what his audience wants to see.

You know how boxers/future boxers look at boxing videos repeatedly? They learn from it
Watch these videos/webm like how they do it.

On YouTube.

Well, he's a consummate professional. He's also above sex. Sex should only make babies. Otherwise you lose your Qi.

Why are asians so good at scamming the gajin?

DONG DONG WANTS MILKIES

I hope no one puts butter on their movie sushi.

It all started with Marco Polo

shit. that might be even better than mine.

what are you doing jiro? wheres robert?

fucked hard 18