Any wagecucks here? Shouldn’t you be getting some sleep? Got to report to your boss bright and early tomorrow

Any wagecucks here? Shouldn’t you be getting some sleep? Got to report to your boss bright and early tomorrow.

finished for the year, suck my dick

Wage cucks literally btfo. 3:07 AM here and I'm going to bed in a minute because I am free to do as I please and not due to some phony boss's demands that I check in to the PC plantation at 9:00 AM sharp.

Christmas party tomorrow
Gonna be fun drinking for free while talking to officr sluts. And what will you be doing tomorrow, shitposting the new Netflix movie?

>working like a slave for a year is worth it because I get to drink free beer and talk to girls I won’t fuck one day of the year
Mr Shekelstein is so lucky to have you, user.
And me? I’ll probably paint or read some poetry.

Based.

WAKEY WAKEY WAGE KEKS

any fellow salaryfags here who have the liberty of sleeping and waking up whenever the fuck they want and will always receive the same check?

>mfw imagining the wagecuck’s face as the alarm blasts in the morning and he realizes he won’t be back in his bed for another 18 hours
>also mfw I haven’t heard an alarm clock in over 11 years

I worked for years straight and finaĺly quit. Haven't done a thing for the past 3 months

I get three day weekends user.
We can stay up all night shitposting together, only I'll be collecting a fat paycheck tomorrow :^)

You’re right, I should get some sleep. But I’d rather sleep really late, get up early, hate myself, then show up to work late anyway.

This.

Post your mommy's face when she has to keep reminding you to throw out your piss jugs and change the liner in your poopin' can.

The neet life sounds pretty nice when you put it like that.

Post your face when you’re called in to work extra hours and have to cancel personal time with your friends and family

what a fag lol

>he thinks everyones job is like what he had to do in those 2 months he worked at mcdonalds before he got fired
Oh user

At least I have friends and family to devote my personal time to.

post your face when your friends and family dont even want to hang out with you because youre a wrthless human being who refuses to make something of himself.

"hey whats user been up to lately?"
"oh hes still downstairs in his dungeon as we like to call it haha, probably playing his videogames or watching his shows. Me and his father are sure hes about to find his own place and move onto the next stage in his life. atleast we hope so....."

you know what else theres nothing quite like? owning a nice car that i know i worked for and paid for and earned. or going out to eat at a nice restaurant whenever i want to. or buying nice clothes or shoes whenever because i like them.

not to mention my thousands of dollars in pipes.

also, you know all those girls you look at and wish you could fuck but know you cant? thats probably me taking them out to the dinner,, and to the late night bar after so i can get them nice and liquered up before i take them home to my loft and fuck the shit out of them. after that ill go have a smoke on my private balcony before i call them an uber black so i can sleep on my california king in peace, wake up tomorrow, and do it all over again.

but you were saying something about reading poems and painting? lmao

god. it feels great having a purpose in life and having money to spend on whatever i want.

I don't care about your used up rosaries or social status symbols. I can relax with no stress all day and you wagies have to be slaves and do as you are told. Then pay your taxes so I can get the money and continue living a life of carefree fun. Every society needs a slave force to keep it going while the ones who have the smarts to enjoy freedom do so. Congratulations, you are my slave force.

where the fuck do you work where you're forced to work extra hours
My work has to ask me to work extra and suck it if i say no

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>muh car and women and booze and clothes
All distractions to help you forget about the thousands of hours of your life you slave away each year. That’s all they are. Nothing you can buy will take away your misery as you lie awake at 1am knowing you have to work in just a few hours only to repeat day after day. You’re honestly pathetic. I guarantee you haven’t gotten 8 hours of sleep more than two nights in a row in years.

Post your painting then

lol wrong. i usually sleep about 9 hours every night. and i dont go to bed until about 4-5am.

honestly i dont understand how somebody could sit at home all day being a piece of shit pretending they are happy, knowing they are bored out of their god damned mind.

and also

i AM mr shecklestein. so jokes on you. i own my own business, get to go into work when i want, and order other people to work so i can collect the money because i had the balls and the capital to set up a business that might ultimately fail but didnt.

so i dont work holidays, i get to spend all the time with my family that i want to, and i get dumb cucks like yourself once mama stops making you tendies because youre ruining her and chads relationship to come and work for my ends and pay my bills.

hows it feel being a dumbass neet who would die and not have anyone besides immediate family, if that, attend your funeral?

LMAO BTFO

the deleted post said this

>wagie still getting ragie
>his """"""""""purpose in life"""""""""" is to suck Mr. Shecklestein's pee pee hole 40+ hours a week
Ahh to be so ignorant to the way of the world. I couldn't imagine living in such a way! Oh well, ooo, would you look at that! My din din is all done! And I made it myself. Too bad wagie will never no the satisfaction of making his own food. Wagie will always go out for dinner because Shecklestein doesn't give him any free time to himself. Sad!

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Nice larp. Seriously, get some sleep. You’re going to be a mess tomorrow.

NERVOUSLY LOOKING AT BITCOIN.. MY HOLE SAVING IS ON IT FUCK MYL LIFE

not a larp, thankfully, i think im going to have a smoke, another glass of whiskey water, and finish the movie im watching.

only on tv would someone think owning a business is larping. lmao

God this is painfully accurate.

user, today is/was basically the last workday of the year for a vast majority of Wagecucks.

its honestly not at all. you think all these uneducated retards with no work ethic could o anything like master the piano? the Sup Forums kids sit around all day watching anime wishing that women didnt find them repulsive. they dont work out. they dont volunteer. they dont make their own meals, and if they do its hamburger herp derp or some ja/ck/-esque meal they think is fine cuisine. seriously, are you jealous of retards? sad.

>smoke and whiskey
Are you literally googling “professional adult starter packs” for your larp sessions?
Meanwhile I’m laying in bed with a hot cup of tea after eating $50 worth of sushi by myself. Paid with money I didn’t work a second for.
But I’ll play along, enjoy forcefully trying to give yourself lung cancer to escape your wage slavery.

Doing a job you love.

I'm going into editing. It's fun.

>he doesnt enjoy fine whiskey and a cigarette

what a fucking pleb

>NEET doesn't work out.

Inaccurate, and Hikki beats NEET, the fact that the NEET goes outside at all shows it is still a slave to society and thirsts for approval.

>I can’t produce anything of worth so I’ll fix the typos of those more capable
Cute.

do you honestly think that alcohol and tobacco are memes?

how old are you user?

>b-but I enjoy poisoning my body
Ok user, you’re a big boy. We get it.

NEETs are MORE capable?

hahaaaahahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha

*breathes in*

HAHHAHHAHAAAAAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAAhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaahahhahahahhhahaaahahhahahhahaahahahhahahahahhaha

I like my job, dumb NEET.

Kill yourself you Ausfag piece of shit

I'll fuckin find you and eat your children with a plate of nachos

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>I like my job
LMAO

NEETs dont understand working a job you enjoy and getting paid money. they would rather sit in their stepmoms basement and jerk off to furry porn

>implying I'm cucked enough to not demand holiday leave

I get neetbucks from the government for having autism. Checkmate.

ITT

Who /seasonal/ here? Make $50k in six months then spend the other half of the year doing whatever I want.

I'm working right now

What will amierneets do when trump takes your autism bux? You know its coming, you wont have your $750 a month for too much longer.

what do you do?

nothing wrong with sitting in your stepmoms basement and jerking off to furry porn desu schmesu

Im a neet and I have a car and $600 in the bank

>not to mention my thousands of dollars in pipes.
Are you really bragging about being a methhead?

Wildland firefighting.

To be fair, it depends on a individual level, a NEET that goes out of its way to self improve CAN be more capable then their working peers that are just going to McDonalds and don't do a lick on their own time.

The crux however is that NEETs that actually DO that shit are rare and plenty of Wagecucks get more then enough time to pursue self-improvement, it isn't a question of time, it is a question of actually getting off your ass and frankly people with that mentality are rare on both sides of the fence.

t. Ex-Coccoon-Mode 7-year Hikikomori that is a wagecuck since 5 years back who skyrocketed my career due the skillset i developed sitting in my room.

the jews really did a number on you. There is nothing wrong with working for a living but good god please stop telling yourself it's a blessing you cuck.

What skillset did you develop when you were hikkomori? I'm in the same boat and am looking for something productive to do with my time.

>$600 in the bank

hahahahahahahaha

learn to draw, learn 3D modeling, programming, learn a new language
plenty of things you can do

Meh, being a neet I dont have any expenses. I get paid $550 a fortnight from the government for having autism. Whats your work, how much do you get paid and how much do you have in bank?

in the glass-art world, marijuana pipes are the best investment at the current time. lampworking is my art of preference, and its wuite the pay off. in the last year iv bought 5-7 pipes and sold them all for over double what i paid, just from following the right artists and investing when the time in right. literally making money doing nothing plus having really intricate pipes to take dans out of. bitches love it when you let them get high out of your 2k pipe.

>tfw free until thursday
feels good man. the drinking marathon starts tonight.

I'm currently teaching myself 3d modelling. I was wondering more in specific what that other user learnt and how it has helped him professionally so much.

Please lord let this be pasta. This is embarrassing

>all these wagecucks defending their materialism, thots, and shitty life decisions

Ah ok where I'm from if someone is reffering to 'pipes' theyre talking about meth pipes. Nobody I know uses a pipe to smoke weed lol thats what kids do when theyre like 14/15 once you grow up you gotta use a bong. Pic related my piece could outsmoke any $2000 pipe

i hit my decade hikki mark last october

lately trading weed for coke tho
i havent smoked weed in decades
but love me some blow

also have qt decade younger gf w/ gr8 milkies, a degree, and a career

im ugly as fuck as well

idk how i get away with it but ive been a dedicated chan shitposter since around 04-05

peace out brothas, love you all, faggots

i own a grocery store chain and have close to 6 figures in my savings account.

in my "spending" account (which double as an investment account for personal affairs) i have around 35k, which i don't like to dip too much into unless the time in absolutely right.

NEETs hate the idea of working because they have no personal/inspirational drive to the fact that they could in fact ow their own business and pursue the american dream. they have no foresight and no belief in themselves and what they could accomplish if they really tried. NEETs are afraid of trying because of the looming future of failure. so instead they sit in their moms boyfriends basement making pepe pictures trying to glorify their status as a social outcast, in an attempt to convince others (and themselves) that what they are doing in best.

how do you deal with niggers?

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they are "bongs" although int he current time they are referred to as rigs., meant for taking dabs of hash oil.

im sorry you dont understand marijuana and/or art. glass working is an art and with the current status of cannabis there is a huge market for it across the nation, with some states being legal and some not. when these growers from legal states send their pounds across the country to an illegal state, they need a way to make this dirty money clean. they drop 10k on a pipe (cash) and then resell it for 8k, they just turned 10k of unusable money into 8k of usable money (plus got to smoke out of some really cool glass)

but im sure smoking out of your plastic skull bong is pretty cool too, user

lots of wagecucks, anf rewarding my best employees with bonuses and incentives to enjoy their job so they look out for whats best for the business. am also there about 50-60 hours a week, so i can oversee whats going on.

every business has "loss", and those expectancies are worked into our prices. more niggers that get away with stealing? higher prices.

>weed pipes are art

>spending 60 hours a week in a fucking grocery store
>acting superior to anyone

>he hasnt seen the pipes that have sold for 100k

its not so much the fact that its a pipe, but the fact that its glass, and in the current world there is a ton of money in the cannabis industry. and yes, weed pipes are art. the are sold for more than anything you own. there have been several instances of a single pipe going for 100k+

how are your anime dolls selling user?

IT (Database Administration, Security, CAD, Setting up streams, editing and "Google-Fu"), English, Physical Exercise (Originally, BW, but over the years ordered things over time so by the time i broke out i my room was basically a Home Gym) and Social Behaviour (IE: That you should be polite and not reveal powerlevel)

The general deal is that with a wide skillset you get the opportunity to put a foot forward and problem solve things instantly, doing that with a smile and seemingly effortlessly makes people higher up the ladder likely to consider you "wasted" and scout you, where the same thing happens.

When i got hired i was basically the "buffest" guy and the only one who bothered to do the physical shit like carrying machines from point A to B without waiting hours/days for the custodians to do it for me like the others, that meant i finished my tasks significantly faster then my peers, from there on out it was problem solving on a case by case basis, but it was definitely fitness that got my foot in remained helpful all the way through, because it lets you roll up your sleeves and just plain DO shit.

The deal was less WHAT i learned and more the sheer amount and ability to cross-reference it with problems that appeared.

people need to buy food. i provide an essential service to society, while i sit upstairs and play solitaire in my office. i get to drive my 1982 911 home and fuck the shit out of my wife, while you beg your mom for tendies. please, try harder user.

>i provide an essential service to society, while i sit upstairs and play solitaire in my office.
damn, how would society survive without you playing solitaire

the greatest bait picture ever

NEETs really are delusional parasites.

ITT: SEETHING wagies take their frustration and poor life choices out on the superior NEETs. I just woke up and am currently writing in my dream journal while shitposting

you mean without me doing the research of markets that could use a grocery store. growing up doing the grunt work and understanding how all the work gets done and who can do it, saving up my money for the down payment on a loan, putting up my capital and the ssn on my bet of this business could make money, hiring all the right people, training them, and then overseeing them until they understand what it takes ona daily basis to run and operate a store, and then still showing up everyday to let them know im watching to make sure they are all doing their jobs right?

yeah you mean that

But i voted for tramp !

you said all you do is play solitaire and now you're seething