Nitpicking

>nitpicking

*inhales*

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*exhales*

I like the prequels

*Forgets to inhale again and dies*

Sequels are only a half step above prequels at this point. If IX continues the trajectory I may even look back on II and III with a relative degree of fondness compared to this trash. At least the prequels had good memes.

Eheh Porg so funnay xD stop bullying thing I like

Staw Wars is epic

*breath forcefully through the nose because of having a cold*

I honestly cant even sit through ep 2. And I kinda like 1 and 3

>It's not as bad as these other films you hate!

Wow. Really selling me on your new series Disney.

Before this movie I thought the 'critics are paid by Disney' was just a meme now I'm convinced
It's like a coordinated psyop by entertainment media to convince everybody the movie wasn't utterly ship
It's kind of scary

Actually the last jedi was about on par with the prequels, but with less soul.

>>nitpicking
Just letting you guys know but my normie friends are openly talking about Disney shills, in so many words but they know now

Why argue for it at all? What is the point in propping up some movie that isn't even yours?

V > VI > IV > VII > I > III > VIII > R1 > II

Hhehehe I was almost forced to admit that Star Wars sucks but I'll just label any and all criticism as nit picking better luck next time pal.

The mouse knows.

at least the prequels had the lightsaber fights to look back to and a couple of other scenes

these new movies have nothing, they're completely soulless. I can't think of a single scene that was in the least endearing.

*coughs*

Episode 1 and 3 are better than TLJ though

I don't understand those critics: "TALK wasn't bad when compared to the prequels" is nowhere near the same as TLJ is good. And even that statement is debatable, since the prequels at least we're the product of George Lucas's vision and had some artistic credibility behind them.

yeah i think it won't be long before the shiny wears off and even the masses will admit this is even worse than the prequels.
as bad as they were at least the prequels has some sort of heart and a decent plot, dragged down by mostly a shitty script.
TLJ guts the SW universe on top of prequel tier script.

a fucking random videogame treats Hamill with more dignity than his own franchise youtube.com/watch?v=5vqB5lD73dw

>It's shit, but it's not that shit over there lol

i think the only people who like this movie are people with disgustingly low standards and people who overhyped it so much that they would like it one way or another

>an another mindless anons critisise the prequels because someone told em they were bad episode

>it's not as bad as other bad movies!
wtf I love character assasination now??

t.fan boy

The prequels had terrible lightaber fights where everyone was just CGI or swinging wildly in front of a green screen. Or spinning their sabers for no reason other than to be flashy

The prequels actually stand up pretty well to nitnpicking.

lmao

And somehow they were still better than what we get now. Besides that you're exaggerating.
>spinning their sabers for no reason
Haven't seen the last jedi yet, huh? Good for you.

They aren't... worth... nitpicking. I gleam ironic enjoyment out of some of the moments. But it is bad. Really bad. And I paid to see Phantom Menace when it came out, and when it was re-released in 3D. And it was bad both times.

is this the final step in disney's last jedi defense strategy, "hey, at least it's not the prequels!"

at least they fucking had lightsaber battles in a star wars movie.
he's not wrong, as bad as the prequels we're, TLJ is in that territory.

>Or spinning their sabers for no reason other than to be flashy
Are you talking about the bit in Episode III where Anakin and Obi-Wan kept predicting the other one's move?

>Movie trilogy has no overarching plot and the second part of the franchise is already seriously contradicting the first one
>Nitpicking

I'm just so utterly baffled at how incompetent the movie business really is.

same thing happened with gamergate.

Jedi and Sith in prequels were at the top of their game and were well trained.
That explains the more precise and fast saber fights.
Of course that doesnt seem as cool to people who want to see characters use a saber clumsily, as if it were a heavy broadsword or whatever.

Sorry you had to find out this way

>nitpicking
It's not nitpicking when you're just insulted by the movie having plot holes large enough to fly a fucking Death Star through.
The entire fucking sub-plot of the movie (taking up approximately half of it's run time) was not only entirely pointless to the movie but also only happened because of one giant plot hole (Vice Admiral Holdo not telling anyone that she was planning to have everyone escape to the salt planet despite literally not having a single reason not to tell anyone).

There were some bad cuts but the saber fights were pretty good overall.

I suppose the counter point is the Force being full anime in the new films.

>there are people who actually saw this and still think it's a good movie

Prequels are a thousand times better than this shit we're being served.

And yet you keep coming back.

It helps that he's being written by an old friend.

What happened to the Knights of Ren? I would assume they'd be guarding Snoke, not the imperial guard rip offs.

...*sniff*

I don't know if or how many articles disney is paying for, but without any doubt there are absolutely curated groups of journo's who email and share talking points.
it's why so many articles are nearly the same on every big topic, especially controversial or political.
these people are trash, phoning it in for their jobs.

40 min in and I can't fucking stand this movie anymore. The bad and inappropriate humor, the bad acting, Marey Sue, Hux even worse than he was in TFA, Superman Leia... Jesus Christ, how can ANYONE even like this shit? I honestly would prefer to watch AOTC 10 more times than even finish this movie.

>I would assume they'd be guarding Snoke
I would assume Kylo sends them on missions across the galaxy. But that would make the galaxy feel big and we can't have that can we?

New Director openly admitted that no one knew what JJ had planned for the trilogy so he just decided "fuck asking the guy, I'm gonna drop everything that was set up and write the whole second movie of this trilogy myself".

Phantom Menace is good.

Not great, but good.

Turn your brain off nerd

It's pretty simple, really: They are relying on automatic sales from fans. They don't care if it's good or not, just that it has the star wars brand... And carries Kathleen Kennedy's agenda.

>titmilking

4>5>6>7>3>1>8>2

the patrician ranking

Keep watching, you didn't even get to the best part.
Poe stages a mutiny against the purple hair lady because she won't tell him what her plan is and he formed a plan of his own because the only conclusion he can draw is that she either has no plan or is a traitor. However in the end his plan fails and he gets arrested by the purple lady, who ONLY THEN decides to let everyone in on what her plan actually was despite having absolutely no reason to have not told everyone right from the start.

In other words, everything Finn, Poe and Rose do throughout the entire movie means nothing, achieves nothing and had no reason to happen. Half of the movie has no reason to exist and is a massive plot hole.

>if you step in cow shit just be glad it's not dog shit

I'd put 3 ahead of 7, but your ratings are solid otherwise.

>the virgin ranking
3 is better than 7 and 1 and 2 are miles better than 8.

>Film goes on forever and feels poorly thought out structurally
>nitpicking
>the absolutely awful shitfest of subplots
>nitpicking
>the movies confused tone, juxtaposing serious scenes with unfunny quips, and no real flow
>nitpicking
>the glaring flaws in the logic of any character, and whole scenes going absolutely nowhere
>nitpicking
>the absolute abandonment of any setups established in the first movie to the point that it actually contradicts them and trivialises the whole arc of the trilogy
>the wasted potential of numerous characters that we will probably never get to appreciate or remember, making them worthless- in a series that often relies on the strength of its characters and our investment in them
>nitpicking
>the worst fucking middle part of a movie I’ve ever seen, complete with a terrible slow motion chase that drags on forever and ultimately has little payoff or satisfaction
>nitpicking
>an over saturation of the heroes and almost needless thinning out of the villains
>nitpicking
>a recycled plot YET AGAIN except that instead of it just being the Empire Strikes Back, it also had the climax of return of the Jedi shoved in and out the Battle of Hoth at the end.
>nitpicking
>the hypocrisy of the anti-capitalist message, plus an overly saccharine, Dickensian morality that patronises the children the film is targeted towards
>nitpicking
>the immaturity of the articles accusing anyone who disliked the movie as being alt-right Nazis
>nitpicking

Its a close one for mine too. Shouldve probly put 3=7.

What a fucking waste of an iconic actor. I know mocap isn't real acting since computers can tweak your performance but god damn.

I like 1 more than 8, but 2 really is unwatchable trash.

>it's a 'trilogy' of unconnected movies
jesus

Literally
>This shit with corn in it is better than that plain shit over there so just eat your shit and enjoy it.

you make fun of other anons with these pics you tourist.

>PREEQWULS WUR BAD!!!!!!

Worse than 8? No way. Anakin's romance with Padme was more entertaining than listening to Disney's heart attack inducing dialogue.

>it was the alt-right!
>it was the Russians!

wew lad just keep up that spiel fucking feminists

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>prequel's fights are bad meme
Im sick of this shit. Prequel's lightsaber fights are amazing, if you found some nonsensical moves at 0.25 speed, doesn't mean they are bad.
>spins
Have you seen Obi duel with Vader in new hope?

Soord bawtle geed be reelistic

Speaking of Porgs, I bet all those losers thay got Porg tattoos are feeling pretty damn stupid now.

If you think this movie is bad, you are a dumb fanboy.

That webm is edited to make it look extra dumb. I just saw the movie last night

I'll try, but it's so damn hard to not fall asleep here. It's so fucking bad. On the casino planet, Disney's with some blatant social commentary against capitalism (wow wow wow), Rose is less enjoyable than watching Jar Jar Binks. The only parts i've enjoyed so far are Kylo's, but Kylo often has to converse with Marey Sue who seems to have gotten even worse at acting than in TFA (well, in her defense, her lines are absolutely horrible).

They are paid to say that though

why are you lying? i just saw it last night as well and it's the exact same scene, just recorded by cam

lmao

I saw the movie too. How is it edited?

You know everybody here has seen the movie and knows you're a lying piece of shit right?

I know which scene is rian johnson's favorite from TPM

I don't even have to nitpick.
It's flaws are so obvious and big that it simply can't support itsellf without falling into the shitter.

I laughed at TLJ all the fucking time. Aotc is just boring as shit

You know, whoever wrote The Last Jedi is a top-tier hack, here, let me fix the script literally by my self.
>Cut the entire Canto Bite casino/attempt to sabotage the hyperspace tracking sub-plot
>Cut the entire Poe's mutiny sub plot
>Remove Rose from the movie entirely
>Replace these long, poorly written and plot hole ridden sub plots by having Vice Admiral Holdo order Poe and Finn to go on a mission to some prison planet or something to liberate some Republic soldiers and rally them to the cause, stealing some Last Order ships and bringing them back as reinforcements
>To fill some more of the time, have a montage of Luke training Rey in how to use the force and how to fight with a light saber so that her being better with both the force and light sabers actually makes sense
That's the main bulk of the movie's holes patched, additionally while we're at it
>Snoke doesn't get killed by Kylo, instead he notices the lightsaber and is about to kill both of them when Luke enters the room, massacres the Praetorian guard with his force powers and engages Snoke in a head to head contest of force power. Rey retrieves her lightsaber and starts fighting Kylo as they move throughout the ship while Luke and Snoke have their epic 'force struggle', in the end Snoke wins but it turns out Luke was just a force projection, causing Snoke to lose his shit, then his ship gets destroyed by the kamikaze attack, the ship being hit that hard gives Rey the opportunity to escape and when Kylo returns to Snoke's room the old man has vanished.
The rest of the movie plays out essentially the same, Kylo takes over the First Order since Snoke is gone but is forced to retreat just before cornering the last of the republic when Finn and Poe show up with the reinforcements.


There, now it's at least slightly less shit and has less plot holes and weird bullshit. Things are set up for Snoke to come back with some plan while Kylo tries to run the First Order by himself.

Just because you were a dumb little autistic boy when you first saw the prequels doesnt magically make them good movies. There are plenty of us who saw them first as adults when they came out and dont have nostalgic rose tinted memories of blindly accepting them.

>I laughed at TLJ all the fucking time
Wanna go and kill yourself now?

...

>you know

lmao you really feel strongly about this dont you

I bet you're one of those faggots who posts "cute" pics and webms of young mark hamill and talks for 300 posts about how perfect he is.

>aotc is just boring as shit
Not as boring as TLJ. Aotc had great music to give it some vigor. TLJ did not.

Wanna know how I know you're a redditor?

...*sips*

>luke drinks cum from a space jew
"b-but those are breasts"
between its legs? You have been played goy, learn to symbolism
They are openly mocking you and shitting on what you love

They atleast had some fucking lightsaber fights in them

Should have been Admiral Akbar that crashed the ship instead of the pink haired girl

shoot

When is the media just going to stop defending this shitty movie and accept that people didn't like the film? This honestly feels like a reverse Batman v Superman situation. It's so fucking weird to see.

3 is better than 7 and 1 and 2 are better than 8 now cry prequel haters

>>luke drinks cum from a space jew
>"b-but those are breasts"
>between its legs? You have been played goy, learn to symbolism
>They are openly mocking you and shitting on what you love
have you ever seen a cow in your fucking life man ? why are you people always repeating the same dumb things without using your brain

1. absolute pleb-tier taste
2. obvious reddit spacing in every single one of your posts.
3. You have to go back...