is George retarded?
Is George retarded?
hes autistic.
No Timmy-Wan you need to turn on your lightsaber first. Just don't look into it.
Ever thought that these mini lightsabers aren't actual lightsabers but just children training gear?
fucking morons
Hi George.
the prequel trilogy was designed to anger existing fans.
say that to my face not online and see what happens
I don't get it, what's wrong with this scene?
please be more specific
are you referring to the fact that the value of obi-wan's improvisation to acquaint luke with the force has been ruined, that kid sabers are retarded or that 5yo kids swinging swords so close to eacher other would result into a mass slaughter?
Imagine the training. Severed limbs flying everywhere...
Weid that the jedi were not a cyborg army
they are supervising them
and a few bruises will make you a real jedi
>blindfolded children within arms reach of each other swinging lightsabers around
i loved this scene as a kid
But you could argue they're all chosen because of their innate ability with the force, which would heighten all your reflexes etc like Anakin as a child.
I have been staring at this image trying to find out what's the retarded part for about 5 minutes now.
I give up, tell me. Where is the mistake here? Is it the window's reflection?
You could argue that they are mere children.
fake
>all the black kids in this scene are CGI'd aliens
No.
fucking kek, I've never seen this before
What is the point in those helmets. Ear plugs and a blindfold would work.
when I was but a small boy I genuinely believed the force was real. one time I spent over an hour staring at a lamp shade trying to make it move.
I LIEK LIHGT SBRUSS PEEEWWW PEWWW
>>blindfolded
You don't know that. Could be a movement tracking device.
>Having kids stand together that closely blindfolded with lightsabers
>The impromptu training by Obi Wan in ANH is actually based off training they did to little kids
>The one kid with his lightsaber pointed to his face
lul
In my opinion the whole concept of the Jedi was butchered in the prequels.
In my opinion your personal concept of what a Jedi was is retarded to begin with.
What's going on here?
But Luke was wearing a pilot's helmet in SW.
Poetry!
I don't understand the argument that the training in ANH was impromptu.
What other purpose could that ball serve?
What was it doing on the Millenium Falcon? Obiwan didn't bring it with him.
Robot Chicken sketch.
they have eyes for that. eyes which have been covered.
Did the kids make those helmets themselves?
in my opinion there were no actual proper jedi in the original trilogy (washed up has beens and luke larping as his supposed daddy don't count).
Sex toy
>Having kids stand together that closely blindfolded with lightsabers
To be fair, those kids are Anakin's age there. They have been training for about 5 years now, they know what they are doing.
Besides, what's the helmet for? If it was just to blind them, wouldn't it be better to just use a robe?
>>The impromptu training by Obi Wan in ANH is actually based off training they did to little kids
That's a bad thing?
>>The one kid with his lightsaber pointed to his face
Which makes me think he is actually looking at the light saber and he isn't blind.
Well the ones that get cut up as a kid aren't fit to be Jedi, so good riddens.
Possibly.
Well, he was old with quite the double chin. Not hard to consider that maybe his mind isn't working like it did for the OT, nor did he have the same support.
In my opinion your opinion of my opinion is retarded to begin with, because we get a pretty good idea of what Jedi are in the OT.
i love this man
>eyes which have been covered.
OH SHIT HE CAN'T SEE EYES ARE COVERED
>What other purpose could that ball serve?
Attack Drone Toy?Attack Drone? A Tool?
It's purpose might be exactly what we see, only that normally you dodge the laser beams.
They actually see a thermal-image so that they can see the blaster shots clearly.
Then you'd be a fucking idiot. Anakin, and these children, uses force danger sense. Essentially, they're using the force to heighten their awareness. Its the very same ability Luke used when Timing When To Pull The Trigger on the death star launching the HOMING MISSILES!
>George, how about more diversity in our movies? Or maybe female protagonist?
>GET OUT LIBERAL KEK, GET OUT BEFORE I GAS YOU
Based George.
I think the scene was to illustrate the level Luke was at in TNH and how Anakin really was too old by their standards.
Yes.
Either it blinds them or not, they can clearly use the force to see through. So the children aren't really blindfolded since they can see through just like Luke. Remember in this scene Luke is doing a training meant for 6 year olds.
There's been a rebellion sir, don't worry, the situation is under control.
desu the clones look perfectly real to me
Safety!
>NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sometimes, but the one with the Iguana looked Iron Man tier.
Got me to chuckle.
Why are both lucas trilogys about man children wanting to becoming jedi?
It was only CG Effects attacking.
Wait, was all the clones CGI? Or what are you saying?
What is the problem with that?
Its never too old to get off your ass and do something with your life
:^)
I hope seth green is tipping you off to this being a sketch
Every single clone was CGI. I didn't notice either until Sup Forums memed me into it.
They can't see, and that's the point. Luke didn't know outrightly when to pull the trigger on the homing missiles and neither did his Targeting computer. The force did, and it told him when to pull the trigger. Anakin could not see the pitfalls he faced. The force did, and even with the force's aide, he only ever managed to be as proficient as his fellow aliens. In fact he had never successfully completed a race and had wrecked every time.
correct, all cgi. They didn't build a single costume even for testing.
>the force is a person meme
>the force is also female
lol back the fuck off
you mean captain cody looking up at obi wan? that was generally awkward. The dialog replacement of obi wan kind of takes you out of it.
jj abramas pitching the force awakens to lucas
Get the fuck out, you stupid fucking atheist. The force is aware, and it has a will. Of course its not Fucking female, but it is aware, you still kid fucker, you!
I think george just put a lot of resources into that short scene because his son was in it. It's also really well acted.
Don't feel too bad, when I was a kid I thought that getting struck by lightning could give you superpowers.
Yes.
Calm down, Jean-Claude.
lol, what the fuck
If it's true they made som pretty good CGI on the clones. Most of them looked real compared to the other CGI in the prequels
How can you not notice?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!!!???!!!!
Actually, in the EU they explained that the death star plans were slightly different than the actual station specifically to stop people from shooting torpedos down the vents. That was why the first bombing run failed and Luke had to use the Force to make the shot, the targeting computer was wrong and it was an impossible shot.
I was hoping they would say that in Rogue One but like everything with the movie it disappointed.
yes and no.
It's not though.
It's just copypasted, just like the battle scenes in LOTR
I tend to imagine nu wars never happened. It was legit up to the prequels. And then that purple headed dyke cunt weaponizes ftl and its all shit. I hate Disney, they need to suffer horribly!
it's really obvious in scenes where they take their helmets off and you've got an actor's head attached to a CGI body.
skin is difficult to do convincingly, and a lot of the materials that they did know how to do convincingly took a ridiculous amount of time to render back then. like grevious's bone mask
To be fair that one alien with the arms for legs and legs for arms could have sabotaged him on afew occasions.
when i was a kid i thought a loving, all knowing god exists.
why is he crying? ;_;
no it's mocap. you're thinking of tradefed vs gungans
Not as good.
He underestimated him, after all Anakin had never finished a race.
space budhism is real goy. reject western values.
I think it's mucus
Makes no sense. That one dude comes up to Tarkin and specifically says "We've analyzed their attacks, and there is a danger." This confirms that it wasn't an impossible shot. I very much doubt that guy was saying "There is a danger, but only if one of their pilots happens to use the Force."
As always, EU shit is fucking retarded.
haven't watched the prequels in around 5 years now so might be why I haven't noticed before.
Grevious looked pretty good though. Atleast that is what I remembered
If you know the poor fellas backstory you could understand
Even as gimped his appearance was in RotS he was still better than what we've had so far in the new ones.
What about the scene when he is talking to Rex with his helmet off?
Why didn't the separatists just make an army of this guy?
HE DOES, you fucking idiot. Tell me about your god, you fucking idiot! You know the one, the never to be proven big bang or its version of the messiah, the magical amino acid that self created. Surely you have observable testable recreate able proof thereof your god, the uber natural singularity that self creating from nowhere bringing with it space time, or of its Messiah that magically created DNA via Brownian motion. Surely you have observable testable proof of all that, you incredibly hypocritical shit fuck!
that's like asking why didn't the empire just make an army of darth vaders
But Darth Vader isn't a droid
How Grievous looked like before he was turn into a robot?
Grievous is the same as Vader, he was an alien before but he was fucked up in some battle and then Dooku turned him into that robot. I think it was like that.
well they're both cyborgs. I guess you could ask why don't they make droids with grevious's body and a droid mind.
I assume because it wouldn't be worth it, since droids aren't fully intelligent in the star wars universe. So they do the zerg strategy with an absurd amount of cheaper ones.