*sells you a shitty script*

>*sells you a shitty script*

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>*still attached to projects*

>*kills your family*

*writes a 150 page essay about Carly Rae Jepsen*
*doesn't fuck men*

v cool hair, what would i ask the barber?

He basically sold his pitch he did on collider about TLOTR happening on earth.

*distant chopper sounds*

DGHDA is not so bad.

>I want it to look like I've never earned a job based on merit
>say no more

Season 1 of Dirk was so good. I binged a few episodes before even noticing his name on it and was surprised. 2 took a big hit in quality, probably because he was writing so much other shit.

The "just"

His hair is so dumb looking

JUST as usual

John "Does anybody know how to" Landis

only mansplaining white supremacists go to barbers

A helicopter blade

He is alive.
Two innocent Vietnamese children are not.

>another happy Landis

saw his interview with rlm, he seems so confident in himself thought

>*unironically shitposts*

Explain who is this and why do you all hate him so much?

*wakes up relaxed*

Max is a good screenwriter. Chronicle was a good film. Bright was good too.

It's as simple as that.

He is a disgusting queer with no talent

His dad killed some people on set. So he was supposed to sacrifice his son, Max, instead of finding him work.

>MAX, I DON'T HAVE LONG. YOU HAVE TO FIX THE TIME STREAM

A small loan of 6 million dollars

Kek

>Dude I didn't get any money from my dad

>screenrant.com/max-landis-nycc-star-wars-movie-mary-sue-controversy/
>Honestly, I am a fan of Star Wars, I’d rather be a fan…Those are movies I’d rather watch. I’d rather be a fan of Star Wars, but if they said, ‘go make something, make whatever you want’, something they would never say to ANYONE, I would, yeah. F*** it, I would do the Jar Jar movie.

I-is he on drugs or something? A normal person does not speak like that.

That reads like those people who switch to a different sentence halfway through, like drumpf or Bill from Nathan for you

qt's can do whatever qt's want. its the magik of being CUTE!!! and max is CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!

>*breaks down crying watching shitty b movies with a bunch of hipsters for some reason*

...

>*makes a series of videos and a whole website filled with a books-worth of shitty analysis of carly rae jepsen lyrics*

Get a better haircut, Max

>v cool hair, what would i ask the barber?

Go in and say "Just 5th Element my shit up, senpai."

He got literally 2 million dollars for Bright

He looks like a troglodyte - gross, gross skull shape.

*wants to throw out your script*
*his father starts up the helicopters*
*accepts his script*

i like max landis as a person but his work (besides youtube meme videos) is annoying

Or a transcript of someone on stage at New York City Comic Con.

Reminder than Deborah Landis is a muh bigger influence on Max's personality, she constructed Indiana Jones' jacket and probably blew prime Harrison Ford.

>*doesn't visit RLM for the new Neil Breen film*

holy shit

top notch

>literally The Room's entire budget

New BOTW fucking when?

As insufferable as he seems to be as a person, I still like his writing. He certainly has his own voice and in this ocean of sameness you gotta appreciate how he approaches genre tropes and mixes them up. admittedly his scripts all read like they are first drafts and require a strong director to whip into shape.

Worst thing about that too is that's easily the worst segment of the Twilight Zone Movie.
There's some great shit in that movie. But his segment is shot like garbage and is the
weakest Holocaust-baiting shit ever. Guy just blathered ridiculously cartoony racist shit,
with nothing really to hang a mea culpa on. He's just a blow hard mouthing off.

Really adds credence to the theory that American Werewolf is all about Holocaust Survivor Guilt.
Except that's at least subtle about it. It still plays as an actual movie with a few oddball Nazi,
Disney-baiting and "naive young Jew thinks the world is a safe place now" elements.

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The pencil neck faggot with the skrillex haircut that wears rainbow colored clothes fucks women? What.

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lmao

OH NONO NOO

Max please. How was it possible to write something as bad as American Ultra I'll never know.

he probably let them ate his shit and all of a sudden after the weinstein stuff they're disgusted by it. man these life on easy mode whores are just the worst opportunists you'll ever see.

that woman was one of the actors on wrestling isnt wrestling

JUST

kek

The Twilight Combover

Uh oh... they're coming for you Landis.

rapist!
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how much longer till the hit pieces drop? i'll say 24 hours. merry christmas max

that Anna girl was Batista in Wrestling Isnt Wrestling

I don't understand the hate, Bright is like End-of-Watch meets Tolkien scribed by Shane Black in the 90s. Pure kino. And I didn't rape anyone, those girls are desperate and confused.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES

why's this dude dressed like phoenix wright lmfao

>How was it possible to write something as bad as American Ultra I'll never know.
directed by a literal who called - not making this up! - Nima Nourizadeh. a director with some actual skills would have made it work

Fuck off Max

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Can’t read that garbage is she 12?
Is this considered journalism?

>do we need to chronicle this guy's misdeeds

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Awww did you favowit diwecto kill some ppls?

who in their right mind would think this Bright movie was a good idea?

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I did and I still do after watching it. cant wait for the sequels

spotted the Landis

nice

>rapes you

Holy fuk. Never saw this zoomed in and slowed.

Wait is there anything more to this?

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Max it's very pathetic to blame others for your failures

fuck this one got me

>I'm looking for something that says "I got this job because my parents have a lot of money and influence"

i kek'd a good, hearty kek
thank you user

Wow this better not go underrated

kill yourself max. preferably by decapitation

>it ain't me start playing

Good Projects:
- Dirk Gently
- Chronicle
- American Alien
- Wrestling isn't Wrestling / Death and Return of Superman

Meh Projects:
- American Ultra
- Green Valley

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING:
- Me Him Her
- Victor Frankenstein
- Bright
- Carly Ray Jepsen obsession
- American Werewolf remake


Max just needs to stop touching movies honestly

>movie is a 4.5-5/10
>gets rated as 2/10
what happened? why is it getting so much hate?

OBJECTION

accused of rape

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

suicide squad director + man who has written several bad movies and is a suspected rapist

I don't get it

toppest of keks

>get accused 12 hours ago
>"why haven't you responded yet"
top kek

If his feminist cronies knew about his comic book forum posts before his career, Imagine the backlash. The SJW’s will be embarassed and Kikedis could be blacklisted.

well at least they didn't suffer

>getting Anna Akana to eat my shit just to express power over her after she sucked everything below my navel for an industry in

Man, I wish I was Hollywood royalty