Elon no!

Elon no!

Let's discuss amber heard's body of work. She has quite a track record.

Maybe hes thinking that he can collect alimony from her when tesla crashes

Good-bye space program

Whelp, guess we're not going to Mars after all.

when will she charge him with sexual abuse ?

Elon you cuck

Someone post the webm of that video she sent to Johnny Depp. You know the one.

>Some thot keeping us away from Mars

I don’t know the one but keep me posted

Ditch the whore and help the planet Elon.

Elon probably has surveillance on him 24/7 so if she does accuse him he'd just pull up timestamped footage of the truth

dating Elon must be the boringest shit ever

Amber probably couldn't handle that he was going to be busy working for couple months

You try and resist this, I dare you

>the year is 2060
>the world is on the brink of destruction
>no resources, no water, muslims and niggers now control the earth
>USA finally becomes le 1% face
>whites are now slaves, working on the salt mines
>all of this because elon wanted some thot pussy

Dam sun

One day our descendants will bow under a martian sky to these two who now have immortality.

dude is elon doing that meme jaw thing where you fuck with your tongue placement

pussy are telepathic brain parasite that can subvert even the smartest man on earth, there is no escape.

>slut is tired of fucking elon's tiny cock, thinks she can do better
>spends the next few months fucking every dick she can
>realize that her looks aren't going to hold up for more than another decade tops, realizes that none of the men she's been fucking want to have a relationship with her, nor do the have the same amount of cash as elon
>goes back to elon, who of course takes her back, even though he can still taste the dick on her pussy
>"i'm so lucky to have him teehee :)"

BEGONE THOT

There goes the other timeline.

I couldn't. I would literally give everything to her and start worshipping her.

Tesla was somehow immune to it.

Fuck Elon, you're a bazillionaire, stop being so beta.

males who can resist pussy dont leave any decedents.

>all these virgins larping about how elon will fail now

i get that you all hate women but relax. yes, heard seems to be a toxic succubus but elon will be fine.

part of me thinks this is just a publicity stunt to make it seem like elon is a billionaire playboy genius.

>timeline
back to redit you go

God damn it Elon!

Why doesn't he just fly new naive 18 year old models to his private sex island every few years like Leo?

You can't blame Elon, he's been ugly all his life.

nigga dont care bout gold diggas just good pussy

>toxic

Fuck Elon not again
He was a great man and died alone......

He doesn't have the balls that Leo has. Also Leo used to be good looking, where as Elon has never been.

elon may not be a george clooney or leo dicaprio playboy but he can get 10/10s just by existing due to his status provided he isn't a complete sperg (he isnt)

his reputation and money and accomplishments automatically make more alpha than 99% of men in the room

heard is definition of toxic, she seems to implode every relationship she comes across

>Implying he didn't fall for dat sweet pigeon pussy

I have some bad news for you user.

Somebody, assassinate this bitch.

>Let's discuss amber heard's body of work. She has quite a track record.
So she is his CIA handler?

Man that must suck ass balls

>hates public transport
>loves where thousands of Jewish producers have been before
Elon is a dumb mutt

Autism comes with a price

Eh, when you get laid with reasonable regularity with anything other then complete trolls, pretty faces lose their power.

This bitch is going to set back science 20 years with just hr pussy.
Focus on Space X andself-driving cars you fucking autist.

this, after a while it's mostly about how your dick feels in the meat hole.

Someone should wet that nigga house. Can't stand the messiah complex having reddit son of a bitch. Hopefully she bleeds him dry

Elon you dumb bastard

We HAVE to save him, lads. We HAVE to go to fucking mars we have to

why do people say this then you see men who have been getting laid regularly their entire lives lose their shit over someone a little hotter than what they normally get?

After mars, dicklips.

cmon Elon, im sure you could get some younger pussy than that used up 31yo.

You'd think the guy would at least get some better-looking Instagram cunt with much less cum in her cooch than Heard.

Nothing is going to be more disastrous to the future of electric cars and space travel than this cokehead.

She's a man eater, you don't understand. He doesn't know what he's getting into.

>Accidentally pulls up footage of himself watching Brazilian scat porn.
>Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

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Couldn't Elon just fucking kill her if things really got ugly between the two? I mean he surely has the power, what's the big deal really.

Selfdriving cars will be the death knell of the midwest.

The power of the succubus

No man can resist

Mars mission is gone

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Some men base their entire identity on getting laid.

In that case, I imagine fucking hotter girls is necessary for the sense of accomplishment. It's not anything but ego at that point.

damn, that plastic surgeon was god tier.

>Bend the knee.

Yeah I've always wondered this, why don't these rich men just hire a hitman and kill the bitches?

She has breached the sea wall.

Amber Heard is a straight up cunt. Gold digging whore.

Elon could bang Jennifer lawrence, Ariane Grande, and Megan Fox all at once and I'd be happy for him.

Just not amber heard.

>You'd think the guy would at least get some better-looking Instagram cunt with much less cum in her cooch than Heard.

Most of those Instagram thots have been literally shit on by sheiks.

Check this shit out: tagthesponsor.com

I'm trying to figure out how the fuck he got that hair

any pics of his jaw before the surgery?

*her feet

>all these fags saying they wouldn't throw their lives away for even a chance at Amber

what did she do?

maybe if it resulted in elon being JUSTed and she was going to harm spacex, it would be like that small town bully murder in the US where there were shit loads of witnesses but they all 'forgot' who did it

>that "About Us"
Oh man, I'll be reading this shit for days, aren't I

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She looks like a completely average Hollywood bimbo. Shes pretty, but not special in anyway.

Money really can buy happiness lol

This. Both the hair and the jaw look great. Did he get anything else done?

she's past the expiry date. I work in a club and see at least 10 girls hotter than her every night

>Amber Heard will never seduce me out of my mind, brainwash me into marrying her within months of meeting, then cuck me with Cara Delevingne while emotionally blackmailing me and driving me crazy, only to divorce me the day after my mom dies, accuse me of domestic violence, then try to take all my money

Whats the point of even living anymore? If I was Elon I would let her completely ruin me, hand her over everything I had, unironically walk with her in public with a collar and leash around my neck, then spend the rest of my pathetic life jerking off to the memory of being destroyed by such a beautiful Goddess

Weirdly, Johnny Depp has come out of the whole thing looking OK, maybe people have wised up to her antics. It probably wouldn't be that disastrous when it all goes to shit and she does try to ruin your reputation. So it would be worth a shot.

>implying I'd even get a shot

God damnit, Elon, every time you touch her the space age gets pushed back

>he fell for the space x meme
snake oil salesman mark my words

Probably, but he's loaded as fuck and that's what Amber is after

>Goddess
Any male who uses this term to describe a women should be put down for the sake of the rest of humanity (both women and men).

This. Elon hasn't even met tesla goals, let alone rockets. Anyone who jerks him off is unironically reddit

If I'm a billionaire then I could probably find some nobody lookalike.

She has a pretty face but her body is very plain looking, cover her head and she looks like your average white roastie. Now, if we were talking about someone like Gemma Arterton then yeah, we'd be talking.

I'd be interested in Heard's money more than anything, really.

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Well you can’t be good at everything.

still jelly

>know a girl who looks as good as Amber
>she wasn't single
>we dated anyway
>things got serious with her bf again and she dumped me

I would have given everything for this girl and she'll never know

I just wish I could forget her face, the way she looked and smiled at me, that fucking sparkle in her eyes when she was with me

pusy!!!

Musk is a joke. He knows nothing about engineering or computer science, yet gets hailed as the smartest man in the world and the saviour of the human race.
I'm glad Amber is back to destroy him once and for all.

What's your favourite Amberkino? Going to watch And Soon the Darkness tonight.

get over it user

What does anyone even see in this basic whore? We men are a bunch of retards sometimes.

Drive Angry

It's fucking hard. I never loved someone like this and probably I never will again.

Idk I clench my jaw all the time because I'm stressed out I'm sure Elon is just stressed

you can do it

>the way she looked and smiled at me, that fucking sparkle in her eyes when she was with me

Absolute, Sheev tier manipulative bullshit. She was using you just liked she's using her "boyfriend". She hedged her bets for a while, and he came out on top. Not that he's likely to stay there, mind you.

Never fall for their bullshit lads. It's one of the hardest things to do as a man, but only when you learn how will you ever truly be free.