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PLEASE BE TRUE

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Oh no, he "assaults women"

Good. Women should be assaulted.

So THAT'S why he was defending Marey Sue on twitter.

Wrestling isn't Wrestling was prety dope tho

I want to see that faggot dead.

>Max Landis assaulting women

Woah a jew is a sexual assaulter??? No way!

BASED BIX

He must force them to peg him for parts or something.

Max obviously rebranded himself as a rainbow haired SJW in the last few years but anyone that remembers when he first broke into Hollywood shouldn't be surprised by this.

>pizza buyer

well that took a dark turn

any "male feminist" libtards that ARENT clostet rapists?

>i mean you can’t really give someone any of these things, but the seeds of these things were there inside of her. we were in such a sort of unfair, fucked up relationship – not the kind where there’s a lot of yelling and screaming – the actual relationship was very nice and loving, but i was so fickle about her body. i’m not shy, i would just blurt out shit all the time. she ended up completely changing how she dressed and how she looked for me. that chick will never talk to me again."

Come on, does this sound like someone who would assault a woman to you?

sounds like someone who would skin them alive

I just read a post yesterday about male feminists being rapists and now this. Wowee.

I hate Max. He's the biggest tryhard in Hollywood

Everything he does screams "PLEASE LIKE ME!"

Fucking faggot

>Anna Akana

God i fucking hate this bitch

The Jews are doing a hitjob on him because Bright hit them to close to the bone

Elves=Jews

It's not true. But it doesn't matter because it doesn't need to be. You just need to make the accusation and that's enough.

anna akana is such a dumb whore

Hi Max!

Forcing somebody to listen to your shitty scripts doesnt count as assault.

her being a dumb whore has nothing to do with landis who is also a dipshit

fuck off cunt

Seriously who HASN'T assaulted women at this point?
Sounds like it's open season in hollywood.

He raped Batista? Respect

Old user here. I’ve worked in the industry for 27 years

The first thing I thought when I heard about the Weinstein scandal was “who did he piss off to get thrown under the bus?”

Because his behavior isn’t unusual, it’s the norm.

wtf I love Max Landis now

>an environment that prides itself on sexual deviancy is actually full of sexual deviants.

who would have thunk?

Bixenspan is a Marxist Kike who used to shit up wrestling message boards back in the day

Nice try, you sneaky little Jew.

Ian is thick as fuck here damn

John "I really don't give a shit HOW you do it, just" Landis

OH NO NO NOO

Male feminists are universally creepy little pussy beggars or just straight up rapists using it as cover.

He did tear MuhRey Sue a new asshole when TFA came out and got shit on for it.

Why is /k/ sexualizing this man?

John "How do I" Landis

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this.

John "Get to the Choppa" Landis

Kek

John "Helicopter" Landis

>MAX, GET IN!!

what's this guys name again?

John "I can't bust a nut until children's heads are cut" Landis.

John "Mark Wahlberg" Landis

maybe this is why he did those women in power shorts on his youtube

It's true, Max Landis wrote that movie.

Apparently he didn't like Bright. And another person says that pretty much only one line in the whole movie is verbatim from Landis' script (and it's not even the "fairy lives don't matter" one)

This whole interview is worth reading.

It really gives amazing insight. It's painfully clear he's a failed chad that retreated into SJWism but has never been accepted by anybody.

/thread

hehehehehe

but you realize women do need to be punched some times?

>waaaa is not my fault AGAIN! waaaaa!
suck it up Max

always thought he felt like a daterapist

Abdul is right. Nothing turns a women from canky bitch to ready to fuck than a little physical domination.

>t.perma-virgin

Being a perma-virgin incel is better than being a roastie. Not being either is even better though.

You don't fuck 89 different people and not piss one of them off

reminder that pic related was about an interview where he literally said nothing wrong

>For example, extras on my set would just throw it at me hard in a way that I’ve never experienced. I mean everyone’s had that thing where you’re like making eye contact with someone at a party and you it’s on, but this was different than that. This was chicks coming up to me and being like ‘what’re you doing at lunch? i’ll come to your trailer!’ and I was like ‘I don’t know who the fuck you are!’ My experience of chicks throwing themselves at you like that – they’re always fucking crazy. No chick worth hooking up with is going to throw it at you because it means they’re crazy.

>I gave this girl my number – I was really stupid – because i was like why not? maybe i’ll hook her up with one of my friends. She started texting me every 15 minutes and I wouldn’t respond, I told her to stop texting me. I’d be on set directing and she would be like ‘why? what’s wrong? do you hate me? i know how you guys are’ and I was like ‘what the fuck are you talking about?’ and it immediately read unhealthy to me. Unhealthy and anxious.

>Women who are throwing it that easy – they’re not doing it because they think I’m cute, they’re doing it because they need some kind of validation. I’m a tiny, tiny bit successful, but in the scale of things you’re gonna fuck me for no reason? I don’t see it. I’m not on that level. I’m not a rockstar – I’m not in a band, you’re not going to be in my video. The only thing you could get from fucking me is getting to fuck me.

Serves him right, the dumb gay trusted a gook.

Is the whole interview archived anywhere? It's been deleted from the source

>dad watch ou-

>This was chicks coming up to me and being like ‘what’re you doing at lunch? i’ll come to your trailer!’ and I was like ‘I don’t know who the fuck you are!’ My experience of chicks throwing themselves at you like that – they’re always fucking crazy.

HOL UP

He's right tho.

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At first I thought she was a hottie but then I saw she was Asian

This movie was already made in the 90's and it was called "Cast a Deadly Spell"

Max sure isn't a great writer or anything, but things can change from what the writer did to what ended up on screen. Like blaming Roal Dahl for how shitty the Cat in the Hat movie was

>Anna Akana
Isn't this that cunt that fucked RWJ out of a movie and then dumped him?

Is this real? Some real fuckin talk coming from Mad Max Landis here

Max Landis couldn't assault a ham sandwich, let alone a woman

It is, and that's exactly what the people who wrote that fuckwit headline took offense with

jezebel.com/screenwriter-bro-just-might-be-hollywoods-biggest-fuck-1440597536

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This is 100% truth and doesn't even read like anything controversial. Is this what people get assmad about?

Pretty sure Anna Akana is a SJW.

Place your bets: actual assault, or slept with him and has regrets?

I think I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Max. He's like a battered housewife who wants the SJW film crew to like him so badly, but he doesn't understand that their hate for him is fundamentally because he's seemingly white, straight and male.
He needs to come out as a tranny and get them on his dick.

>Writes an entire article for THR about how his daddy actually didn't buy him his career
Lel. The truth is eating at his soul
hollywoodreporter.com/news/bright-screenwriter-max-landis-no-my-dad-didnt-give-me-my-big-break-1069362

Bixenspan is a notorious jewish SJW who works for Deadspin. Max did nothing wrong (other than his career and fashion sense)

Dirk Gently isnt the worst show but it could have been really good if it didn't try way too hard. There are so many scenes where I can just see Max in the writers room with a bunch of yes "men" (neon haired drama majors) circle jerking around the table. It's been a while since a show has made me cringe and roll my eyes so often. The gay shit doesn't even bother me. It's sad because it keeps you hooked despite it's flaws and it has some funny moments. Max just can't help from ruining it though.

Obviously nepotism played a big role in Max's career, but he's not a bad writer when it comes to popcorn flicks. Chronicle was decent.

Where's the actual full interview? I read that Jezebel article but it's boring.

to be honest writers don't have much power in hollywood

>I am not blind to my privileges, not just being from a Hollywood family but also being an upper-class white guy in Los Angeles — and the name didn't hurt. Yet for all the people who have famous parents and are out there trying, it's incredible how many are out there and not trying, who will say they are a director, writer or an actor but never direct anything or write or act in anything. Their Instagrams get huge because they're on yachts in Italy all summer, and I'm in an office in Canada at 2 a.m. trying to figure out shooting schedules.

I don't know. Obviously being Landis' son didn't help, but it also seems the guy puts in the work. Busts his ass writing two dozen scripts to get two of them bought by some studio and only one of them eventually produced

didn't hurt, I mean, not help

He may sound like a virgin but girls do tend to generally like it when you can man handle them

man I'd fuck that Max

>Briefly flirt/touch arm of some stupid cunt at a bar 10 years ago

>Stupid cunt cries on twitter about it 10 years later

>Life ruined forever

I hate the fucks that think flirting is sexual assault and the MSM for even reporting this bullshit.

He was interviewed by a woman

>he's not a bad writer when it comes to popcorn flicks

He is though.

>Victor Frankenstein
>Mr. Right
>American Ultra

and now Bright

Mr. Right is the most fun I've had reading a script, Victor Frankenstein was by no means "bad", and American Ultra has a fucking trash execution (probably in the script too)

Girls like strength. They like the feeling of being overpowered. They don't like to get beaten. There's a difference.

>Victor Frankenstein was by no means "bad"

I can't parse this statement, I can't contextualise a thought process like this

>state your name/age/occupation

my name is max landis / i am 28 very recently / i’m a screenwriter and a director and sort of a minor league impresario

>what’s it like being a single, successful guy in LA?

well the times when your single, well i can’t equate because i’m kind of a good looking guy, and i have a very outgoing personality so like a lot of the girls i end up hooking up with aren’t girls who came at me because i was successful. generally when they meet me they’re not aware that i’m really successful, and they way i live isn’t like ‘ballin’ – i drive an ’05 civic. i throw big parties, but outside of that sort of ‘Gatsby – who am i? let’s throw a huge party and try to find out’ shit i don’t live a showy life. also the chicks i end up hooking up with i always like. so, so far being a single successful guy in LA has been great, but being a single guy for me has always been kinda great. the one thing that’s changed is certain chicks, which only started happening very recently, when they find out i’m a director, will open up a lot quicker.

>you mean their legs?

everything – their legs, their personality. they’ll start crying to you in an instant.

Anna Akana has made numerous YouTube videos about being sex-positive (aka easy). It's more likely she slept with him, thinking it would lead to further career opportunities, and now has claimed assault, realizing Max won't help her career.

That being said, assault is always difficult to verify/confirm b/c none of the "victims" detail the behavior they consider assault, so they use a catchall term to consider any behavior they consider offensive as "assault" rather than couch the behavior in the legal definition (i.e. How does this behavior meets the judicial standard for assault?)

>oh god, why?

because they’re trying to leave an impression.

>does it leave an impression?

yea, but it’s people doing a bad job at leaving a good impression. for example, extras on my set would just throw it at me hard in a way that i’ve never experienced. i mean everyone’s had that thing where you’re like making eye contact with someone at a party and you it’s on, but this was different than that. this was chicks coming up to me and being like ‘what’re you doing at lunch? i’ll come to your trailer!’ and i was like ‘i don’t know who the fuck you are!’ my experience of chicks throwing themselves at you like that – they’re always fucking crazy. no chick worth hooking up with is going to throw it at you because it means they’re crazy. i gave this girl my number – i was really stupid – because i was like why not? maybe i’ll hook her up with one of my friends.

>might as well share the wealth

yea i wanted to hook her up with a newly single friend of mine. she started texting me every 15 minutes and i wouldn’t respond, i told her to stop texting me. i’d be on set directing and she would be like ‘why? what’s wrong? do you hate me? i know how you guys are’ and i was like ‘what the fuck are you talking about?’ and it immediately read unhealthy to me. unhealthy and anxious. women who are throwing it that easy – they’re not doing it because they think i’m cute, they’re doing it because they need some kind of validation. i’m a tiny, tiny bit successful, but in the scale of things you’re gonna fuck me for no reason? i don’t see it. i’m not on that level. i’m not a rockstar – i’m not in a band, you’re not going to be in my video. the only thing you could get from fucking me is getting to fuck me, and if so, lucky you. i guarantee that’s not what any of these chicks who just throw it at me really want. granted they’ll have a wonderful time, but it’s weird. being a single guy in LA is fun as fuck and i love it. the fact that everyone here is so good-looking is intense and good and rewarding. something about everyone around you being a little bit better looking, it puts you in a good mood. i don’t feel bad or superficial for saying that. i’m also attracted to ambition and there’s a lot of that out here. but yea being a single guy in LA is great. sorry it took me so long to answer that question.

>haha no worries. so are you seeing anyone right now?

yea, we’re getting there. we’re about to flip to long distance. actually we were very close friends for years and years.

he's one of the callers in the lasagnacat sex survey results video and his count was like 87 women or something
youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg

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>i’ve noticed that pattern with you.

well it all depends. my hook up patterns are extremely random. like i generally hook up with people i know i enjoy. i very rarely hook up with a random person it’s always someone who i think is funny or i think they’re cute and _______. it’s never just because i think they’re cute. hooking up for me – i consider myself rare amongst guys in that i still sort of think of hooking up with me as like a privilege someone could have? respect the pussy. i’m always in this place where i never really want a girlfriend because i’m so scared and have done so many fucked up things..

>like what specifically?

i’ve been in some super fucked up things. the most fucked up thing was that i cheated on a girl who i also gave a crippling social anxiety, self-loathing, body dismorphia, eating disorder to. i mean you can’t really give someone any of these things, but the seeds of these things were there inside of her. we were in such a sort of unfair, fucked up relationship – not the kind where there’s a lot of yelling and screaming – the actual relationship was very nice and loving, but i was so fickle about her body. i’m not shy, i would just blurt out shit all the time. she ended up completely changing how she dressed and how she looked for me. that chick will never talk to me again.

>no she won’t

it also took her like a year to realize that this happened. after we broke up she came out of it like a trance and decided that she hated me forever, which even now i don’t know is really fair because there was a lot of moving pieces of that relationship. that said, i’m the bad guy in that relationship 100%. looking back at it i totally destroyed that girl and i really loved her.

What was "bad" about it? Not focused on the monster? Too modern?

>how old were you when this happened?

i was 23 when it ended and 21 when it started. i wrecked her because she was there to be wrecked, basically. and i really loved her, that was the sad part about it. and then like i’ve cheated on a lot of chicks.

>why did you cheat?

insecurity. it depends, i could give you a million reasons why i’ve cheated and they’d all be accurate. one of the big ones is that i just decide i want to do it and then i do. you can get into the psychological reasons of it -

>well that’s just pure selfishness

yea, but selfish isn’t enough. there’s always other things, worse things, behind selfishness. i can tell you why i think i really do it – opportunity. i think i’m a guy who seizes every opportunity out of fear that it won’t be there again. so let’s say i’m dating someone, i meet a girl who’s clearly down to fuck. i’m mainly doing it because if i don’t fuck that girl now, when will i fuck that girl? i lose the opportunity.

>what about the girl you’re dating?

it’s never about the girl i’m dating – it’s always about the opportunity, which is even shallower. that’s why my advice to anyone who wants to cheat on their girlfriend is if you have the urge to cheat on your girlfriend – jerk off. it sounds obvious but it’s not. jerking off changes your entire thinking about situations, especially for dudes. guys who are reading this: have you every jerked off and then tried to look at porn and porn is just boring? that’s because once you cum you’re not going to watch the rest of it, mission completed. like i’ve been halfway through planning on cheating on a girl (texting another girl to meet up etc.) and then just jerked off and stopped texting that girl. they’re like ‘what time do you want me to come over?’ and i’m like ‘i have a girlfriend, back off!’ haha. it all comes from the fact that ultimately cheating comes from the fact of not thinking. it’s not thinking about yourself first, i mean i think that type of cheating exists too, but my type of cheating has always just been ‘well i guess i’ll just do this, this seems fun’ and then later i beat myself up about it and i feel guilty. except for one time in my dating history, i’ve ultimately confessed to cheating. i always do it because i feel shitty afterwards, but at the same time why did i do it in the first place? i don’t know. selfishness, insecurity, the need for approval, the need to take that opportunity, and also sex is fun and it’s fun to get a lot of blow jobs. it’s just a moment of prioritizing ‘oh this will be fun’ versus ‘am i going to hurt someone’ which is the dark side about it.

he's making sense here