Destroys your beloved franchise

>Destroys your beloved franchise

>I bypassed character development!
JJ got this line so right

Saves your shitty franchise

Why have I never seen a shop of this with her holding a condom?

Stop this shit. Reylo is fucking twilight-tier.

No

That's what they'll do in IX. Turn it into a love story so atleast women will watch it

whoa wait a sec
replace that with a condom in photoshop

Don't need a condom when she's incapable of getting pregnant

I will find a way to make Daisy pregnant >:(

THIS

George did that with Episode I a long time ago. I just pretend that and the Disney movies aren't canon. Except Rogue One, I liked that.

How do we solve the toxic femininity problem that's currently killing the world?

Here are some ideas and changes that I think could have improved the Last Jedi. What do you guys think.

1. Have Leia die. Emphasizes theme of change, death, and desperation
2. Replace Holdo with Akbar. Reduce time needed to "develop" a character and creates a more meaningful send off
3. Replace Holdo (who is now Akbar) not telling anyone the plan for no reason with him not having a plan and not wanting to risk anymore casualties. Everyone is distraught after the death of Leia (their leader of like 40 years) and they feel lost without her.
4.Combine DJ and Rose into one character. Less time needed to develop and introduce new characters.
5. Remove the "We need to save the horses" from the Casino subplot. Greatly cuts down time spent on that useless planet.
6. Spend more time on Rey's training and her relationship with Luke. Actual character development people wanted to see.
7. Spend more time on Kylo's training and his relationship with Snoke. Actual character development people wanted to see.
8. Remove the "Disney Humour". Feels out of place, forced, and unnecessary.
9. Show Luke's reaction to the news of Han's death. Actual character development people wanted to see.
10. Change Luke's decisions and actions. His decision to end the Jedi should have come from wisdom and knowledge of the force and balance. Not because "muh nephew bad". Furthermore don't have Luke attempt to kill a child or even think about killing a child. This is the man who had faith in Darth Vader returning to the light, I think he'd have more patience with his nephew.
11. Change Luke's projection's lightsaber from the blue saber to the green saber. Makes it a little less obvious that it is a projection. (The audience literally just saw the blue Skywalker lightsaber get destroyed, Luke wouldn't be able to physically have it therefore he must be a projection).

These are only a few that came to mind.

what the fuc you sayin

>"No!"

imagine being enough of a pleb to actually love star wars

Why are people bullying Daisy? I thought she was great. :(

great yeah, not in star wars

She's a mary sue, but to be honest, after watching TLJ, that's pretty harmless, there's worse stuff going on.

>I have bypassed contraceptives

God, she can't act at all

>What are STDs?

Just remove the stupid projection twist, and make so Luke is actually there and fights. Also, in the fight, Luke severely damage the First Order, but dies to Kylo Ren. This change does two things: makes Luke look like a badass, and makes Kylo Ren an actual threat for the next movie.

Who do you think makes these (((Reylo))) threads? Tumblrinas and redditors.

t. reddit

Rey didn't even do anything.

The last jedi not only ruins all future STAR WARS movies, it also retroactively ruins the past films and makes them all look like idiots.

>A New Hope - "Sir we've worked out the final plan for the assault on the death star and it will be risky and cost many lives but it migh-" "Just Hyperspace-Ram it"

>Empire - "Sir the troops are ready for the ground assault on Hoth, walkers are ready to deploy" "Just Hyperspace-Ram the shield generator from orbit then Hyperspace-ram the rebel base. Boom. All the rebels will be dead before they can evacuate, war is over, and we never had to do a ground assault"

>Jedi - "Sir they built a new death star and it's even bigg-" "Just Hyperspace-Ram it" "But sir it's surrounded by a shield from the Endor moo-" "Just hyperspace ram the endor Moon until you take out the shield generator, Ewoks are collateral damage, then hyperspace ram the new death star"

>Phantom Menace - "Annakin you have to take out that droid controller" "Just hyperspace ram it"

>Rogue One - "We have to take down that shield generator!" "Just hyperspace ra- actually you know what were going to just hyperspace ram the death star anyway so we don't even need these stupid plans. Lets get out of here everybody."

>TFA - My god they built an even BIGGER death sta-" "Just hyperspace ram it"

From now on, in every star wars movie ever made, every single time there is a massive fleet, large base or battlestation everyone watching will be thinking. "Why don't they just hyperspace-ram it". Johnson did this to the entire star wars cinematic universe, forever, for the sake of a ten second shot that "looked cool".

I BYPASSED THE BIRTH CONTROL

>being this much of a redditor

yes
user DELIVERS!

>needing condoms on a barren woman
El oh el

>Implying I don't already have any
>Implying I could infect a Xenomorph with them anyway

..and one of Donald Trump's sons is named Barren. What difference does it make ? Im making that bitch pregnant

You fucks turn everything into Trump.