WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL THE SAMURAI FOR THREE

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL THE SAMURAI FOR THREE
STINKING
DAYS

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Yeeaaaaaa why can't we have some real meat?

What about this one, she looks fresh?

But it comes with salad

she is not for eating.
Aku wants her alive and unspoiled.

Shut it ya grotz! We'z goin afta dat humie an we'z gonna kill 'im dead. Da Big Flamey Git promised a big reward for 'is body, enough to buy all da dakka on dis stinkin rok. We'z air stopping til we catch 'im. So quit lazin around boys.

I wasn't the only one to see it. Nice

Just a mouthful, a bit off the flank!

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How did the Orcs know that Jack was there on top of the spiral mountain????
Did Aku's forces let them know and if he did then wouldn't they already know that Jack doesn't have his sword??????

Could the Emprah beat Aku?

W-what bout er legs....?
She don't need those!

>Jack vs The Waaaaagh!
>Jack beats the Orks by making them think he's invincible

They rode there on an giant fucking bird. That's not very inconspicuous.

What happens if Aku meets Slaanesh?

Either they heard a rumor or, more likely, the High Priestess told them and used them as a catspaw to get close.

>They rode there on an giant fucking bird
How can you tell who's riding a bird miles up in a sky just by looking at it... Can you tell who's riding an airplane and how many people are on it while looking up at the sky???

Unspeakable arousal.

>the High Priestess told them and used them as a catspaw to get close
I don't like it but I'll just have to accept ths

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

The world starts getting flooded with EXTRA THICC daemonettes.

Ooooh they look tasty.

yes

Then all he has to do is paint himself purple and Aku will never be able to find him.

Is she sweet?
Is she fresh?
Is she strung up by the wrists?

Purple being sneaky is a /tg/ meme and meme magic only works for the Orks.

Does that mean that Sup Forums is actually just a giant underground Waaaaugh?

Well, I'm sorry, but have YOU ever seen a purple Ork? I think not.

>tfw Donald Trump is one of the War Boyz

>Warboss Tumpamungus
It explains so much.

Trump's fucking terrible but so is the endless tryhard unfunny commentary on him. Go to reddit or something.

>Le enlightened middle ground poster
You first faggot.

>not even insulting Trump
>Sup Forumstard gets triggered
and you guys call us Sup Forumsmblr

This thread is really fucking sad.

They have been caught up in the worship of the False Emperor

Shitting on everyone, including the middle ground, is the only real middle ground.

Works great on Sup Forums too, by the way.

BOSS BOSS DIS LADY HUMIE GIVIN US A RIGHT PROPA BASHIN SHES BREAKIN OUR POINTY CHOPPAS WUT WE DO BOSS

>This whole thread.

They're both Mary Sues. A little boring consequences arise from this fact: they beat up everything that comes their way. At least Jack is not alone anymore.

This actually happened to a Commissar in canon. Or at least /tg/ s canon.

Sup Forums has about flipped on Trump actually. Something about Jews as usual.

>looks like squirrel is back on the menu, boys!

How do orcs know what a squirrel is?

Commissar Yarrick

The Orks' meme magic only works when a lot of them start thinking the same thing. That's why "Da Red Wunz Go Fasta" happens, every Ork in the galaxy believes it.
So when Yarrick is holding the line against the biggest Waaagh! in the galaxy, a lot of Orks started talking about how awesome he is.
That's why he can use a power klaw and shoot lasers out of his cybernetic eye. The Orks thought he was so tough, he could kill an Ork by glaring at him.

We want young blood

That fight was a little too unbelievable. Is Ashi supposed to have super strength? Knocking those guys off the spire seemed a little too easy.

SET YER DAKKA FER WAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

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Lorgar please go

>When Jack has sword
>There's no way
>When Jack has sword
>There's no way
>We don't wanna go to war today
>But the Dark Lord Aku says Nay Nay Nay

50 YEARS OF CUM

>they don't know about Warmaster Trumpskull
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LOOKS LIKE CHINKERBELL IS BACK ON THE MENU

how did squirrel disappear from the menu?

Gas da Gretchin, Race Waaaugh Now!

>Jack has an enormously swollen prostate because he is pure and never even masturbates

if you don't fap for 20 days you get a wet dream even if you did icy shower daily
im talking from experience
>t. 180 days of NOFAP

>not taxing him

...they ate all the squirrel meat they had?

She knew how dangerous Ashi really was.

How did the priestess know where Ashi was? She might've been tracking her daughter. That might have been her communicating with Ashi through dark magic in Episode 5.

>We'z gonna make 'Merica great again boyz
>Let me tell ya bout owah Waaaughs. We 'ave da Best Waaaughs! No Gitz can stop our Waaaughs!
>We Needz ta stop out-saucin owah manufuc-mani-making fingies jobs ta dem Blu Gitz an Humies and get 'em bak ta owah Mel Boyz and start makins owah own dakka.
>Look at dis Grot, he ain't no Warboss, 'e looks more loik some poncy little Squig soup merchant. 'es a low energy grot iz wot 'e iz. Sad!

lol

Yes, sir. We're right on schedule.

>this can't be I'm in charge here

>with in seconds the blood disappears
Is Genndy losing his touch?

I need a browser plugin that orkifies Trump's tweets NOW

She wiped it off.

How did the daughters know where Jack was? Aku has that eye that could find him anywhere if he felt like it.

Have you ever tried catching a squirrel? They're fast little fuckers.

>We'z gonna build us a wall, an make Da Bugs Pay fer it!

>Make Octarius Orky again!