Are there any movies about british women that look like this and do these types of things?

are there any movies about british women that look like this and do these types of things?

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British women were a mistake.

I'm a slav. Our girls do drink and they can drink a whole lot. But this britslag shit just looks surreal even to me. What the hell is going on there?

jesus british slags are just fucking bottom of the barrel
what the fuck even caused this?

>pull out dick
>urinate on them
>"oi, thats 20 quid. this aint no charity."

south slav?
cause i'm one and some of our women should be genocided
some men as well

You know slavbro, cocaine is very cheap here.

How are they that attractive? Usually you see one skank who looks that good on a night out whilst the rest are literal quasimodos.

>inb4 they're ugly
In bongland they're 10/10s

cocaine is the drug choice for faggots
real men drink

end of a night out the slags congregate with their takeaways for the removal of the shoes
well as a 20 year old british man i can tell you it stems far further back than this most of us brits of my age who grew up in working class backgrounds got into drinking at an early age in all honesty these girls look modest compared to high school house party slags. then you get all the middle class lasses who go to uni and haven't drank as much and just get wankered , most of the pics you'll see of british slags on nights outs if they're 19-23 it's all from freshers weeks at uni

Imagine to be their pusy slave where they take turns holding your face and grinding their soaking wet pusys on your face one by one until you cant breathe but still beg them for more while they all squeal and laugh in delight before insulting you and punching your balls and twist your nipples and spit on your face and then they make you smell and kiss and lick their feet

Wow

i didn't notice until you mentioned but you're right any bongland night out you're not getting girls like that , that cameraman capture a rare moment maybe it's inner london

so how would you go about marrying a nice homely lass?
find one when she's 13?

desu there's some great titties in these pic

you mean these photos of streets filled with completely shitfaced 20-something (arguably fairly good looking) women vomiting and pissing everywhere exist just because they have easy access to crack?

Just head downtown on a friday/saturday night

in bongland? well from my travels as a poor teen and experiences with lasses it's not really the age that matters like if were talking like abduction sure probably maybe 12 but if were talking dating in general you will just find girls raised in families that didn't allow it and instead of rebelling they kept to it it's really just like finding a stacey in a slagstack

>women
not a single woman in that pic

Im a burger, and literally every single one of them is at least a 8/10

I live in Newcastle which is more or less the capital for these kind of girls. It's really fucking surreal to walk through the city on a night. It'll be the middle of winter and still they're tiny dresses and massive heels.

Go to one of the unis (Oxbridge, Durham, St Andrews etc.) populated by upper-middle class girls from the home counties who went to expensive all-girl schools and get one of those.

>Go to one of the unis (Oxbridge, Durham, St Andrews etc.) populated by upper-middle class girls from the home counties who went to expensive all-girl schools and get one of those.


oh kek, they are the biggest whores out of the whole lot

Brit here. What is so remarkable about this picture? I dont get it

>implying the rich lasses don;t get fucked by BBC every day of the weak so they can rebel against they're rich overbearing dad

this but unironically

slags are god's gift

I only go for the classy kind.

Again you've got to look for a minority within a minority, but they're there. Of course you've still got massive whores who go mad now that they've been let loose, but you're more likely to find a nice gal there than at the local ex-poly.

wait til they open their mouths

I'd only take a good one home to meet my mother.

are they easy for the average guy? Or is it the same exact thing as here, where only Chads get all the girls and the same sluts who are in multiple Chad's harems treat the average guy like shit?

why are british girls so aggressive?

I'm Australian lived in England for a short while and I was amazed and disgusted at just how aggressive and brutish their personalities are. it's completely repulsive

i love brit slags.

Rita, sue and bob too
>we're aving a gangbang
>we're aving a ball
>we're a I guess a gangbang
>against the wall.

obvious titty job

I prefer the """"professional"""" kind.

>Australian can't take the banter

kek, oh how the tables have turned

There's one coming out soon. Fighting with My Family.

you realize that you can be a 5 and get most whores if you just find them drunk right?

dunno but yeah natural breasts are obviously better.

her tits are way to fatty and not perky

British slags scare me desu

only if you know how to dance too.

did that go right in her pooper?

whats the difference between a "slag" and a "thot"?

Average slags are attainable, the ones in those pics get 6'5 cagefighters who are itching to pick a fight.

how do i do that? how do i approach them at bars if im out alone? Im unironically handsome and women compliment me all the time, Im an 8/10 lookswise but a complete sperg and 27 y.o kissless virgin even though ive had plenty of opportunities

One of my favorite pornographic films
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>he has breast preferences

fucking lmao what kind of weirdo are you. big or small, it's all good as long as they have a nice enough shape to them.

>8/10 lookswise
>27 y.o kissless
impossible
anyone above 7 can get a kiss just by kiss just by chance
you're overestimating yourself
also just go in a place with lots of whores with friends and get drunk
it'll happen naturally when you're shitfaced

here they are in their natural habitat.

Its because no-one can afford the heating and the iq of Newcastle is around 80-86

It averages back to normal once you touch Durham and further increases once you get into and pass it

Its a really strange experience

also its "black eye Friday" in Newcastle right now

a thot is the american word for a british slag.

big veiny droopy hangers are my fetish

>not being a titty aficionado
her tits are pretty nice though
not perfect but nice

Skins was a good show and has a lot of this type of stuff in it.

here too

I can hear their annoying fucking accents from here.

nah youre underestimating the power of autism, i literally had a classmate (she was cute too) tell me "youre so sexy" almost everyday of my sophomore year and somehow i never even got the nerve to act on her harassing me

>what the fuck even caused this?
The 90s

my brit glamorfu.

bongs love bimbos though. i honestly think they prefer fake tits over real ones sometimes

100% agree with you. I live in NY and most of the british women are just repulsive due to their undignified and obnoxious personalities.

she was probably just messing with you. i had girls say stuff like that to me all the time, but the few times i acted on it i got told "lol jk, ur gross"

yeah ava dalush is alright, she's half Mexican.

what did you respond with exvery time

the vikings

The classic 2 fat slags I think this will help you with the definition of slag

brits are naturally betas so their women had to evolve to make the first move

Depends on how drunk they are and how funny you are.

you're confusing getting a gf with making out
making out with a whore is just skill
kinda like juggling
do it a couple of times and you'll get it no problem
plus there's booze to literally get you there
getting a gf takes not having autism so you're probably screwed there

hmmmmm

why do they always have those wide set eyes and the big round foreheads?

what causes this look?

she wasnt messing with me, she would even say it in front of her other girlfriends, and no one was laughing or anything, she unironically wanted the D, she even stopped talking to me and started ignoring after months of basically beggine me to dick her. Thats how I know she wasnt joking, she got eternally butthurt to the point she stopped talking to me because i was too beta to capitalize

fetal alcohol syndrome

Forgot link like a fanny.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ns9oMXdSiQM

keep goin my man

thats strange. when i was in australia, i found aussie women to be very direct. if a girl wanted to fuck you or punch you in the face you typically knew within 5 minutes of talking to her.

hair style and makeup

It used to be worse 10 years ago, they would have a chav curl

Don't worry, it'd be like chucking a saveloy down a corridor

mhmmmm

didn't have a britslag folder but I'm considering it right now

French qts > British disease bags

my dream is to marry an english rose gf. some day.

>love trashy skanks
>love British/Australian accents
>want to fuck slags
>live in the American Midwest

My eternal pain is palpable

she has lordosis
it's very unhealthy

i think you're right you do sound autistic

iktf

for

This always makes me wince

Ausfag here, I don't get it either, don't you people leave your house?

when i was 17 and in highschool we had a school trip all over france and in some gallery i met this blonde blue eyed qt that was working there because it was like a uni class or whatever and because i'm a slavshit i have never seen or cared about retarded french art and was very bored
i stared talking to her and she was a pure qt like your pic
she was very interested in talking to me too
shame the conversation ended when she found out i was underage
she was ~20 or something

literally nothing wrong with britslags.

>How dare young people do things I don't do because I'm unattractive and socially inept!

>do to club
>it's loud
>it's crowed
>the music is shit
>can't chat with me mates
>can't meet new people beyond shouting
>just have to awkwardly shuffle along with everyone else
clubbing fucking sucks

but i have done those things and because of having first hand experience i find it incredibly degenerate

I'll switch places with you. I'm Australian and hate this place. I want a comfy midwest life

You could always, you know, move to a place where the population isn't 80% overweight.

Most of the cunts here are yank neets who aren't old enough to buy alcohol legally anyway

this is the average slag
youtu.be/DQhHU1Liw8Y?t=1m3s

all the ones posted here go for guys like this and in the end she's not even fully british
youtube.com/watch?v=ho2vNonx1wk

Friendly reminder that "degenerate" is code word for fun