What if Peter Jackson directed the next Star Shit movie?

What if Peter Jackson directed the next Star Shit movie?

>a huge battle with a bunch of extras and minimal cgi
>Holy shit

>minimal cgi
im assuming you never saw jacksons the hobbit movies

I remember that just after posting it
>we will never have a trilogy like Lotr ever again

It would be split into three more movies, be given a pointless love-triangle, and the Wookies are now elves

Call me naive, but I still defend Jackson for the shitshow that The Hobbit was...It was mainly the studio's fuck up

Guillermo Del Toro plz

Christopher Nolan doing SW would be LOL

>Tom Hardy wearing yet another mask
Id watch it

I am sure the studio pushed for Alfrid and the Bunny sled.
Lotr was the exception, the Hobbit the rule.

more like peter hackson

It would be 4.5 hours long...and the extended cut would be 7 hours.

To be fair I had absolutely 0 problems with the cg in TLJ - it looked amazing.

He can't hear butthurt insults like that with all of those award statuettes and millions of dollars surrounding him.

I'm not butthurt I just don't enjoy his overbloated films

You can polish a turd, but its still shit

>revived kylo ren and one million storm troopers about to kill the 20 rebels who are still alive
>suddenly rey shows up with a space lawn mower
>lifts lawnmower to show it has light sabre blades
>"party's over"

>Peter Jackson
That doesn't sound like a female name. Why it always has to be white male directing Star Wars?

I'd watch that one if Philippa Boyens and Fran Walsh write the script with him.

Brain Dead was the last good film he directed.

> I kick arse for the Lord!

just limit the budget he has to work to. Otherwise he goes autist and puts more and more random shit in

SIEGE WORMS

I feel bad for Jackson. He never wanted to direct the Hobbit but was unable to say no to the money when Guillermo pulled out.

But that's not the way to make a series. And it was already partly into production, so he was constantly playing catch-up. Should have just accepted the sunk cost.

Kindof this

The trilogy is sunken with this latest film

Did she use the lawnmower to fly there?

Aragorn>Luke/Rey/Anakin tb h

Even though its mostly the studios fault, he shouldn't have signed on for it with so little pre-production time. Lord of the Rings had years of pre-production while the Hobbit was set to shoot almost as soon as he joined. He prob felt like it was his responsibility after the filming 3 LoTR movies.

would be a madmax lookalike postapoc wasteland with atats and shiet

>I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD

They said if he didn't do it they were going to get brett ratner.
He also got screwed out of a ton of money by newline and had to take them to court. I think part of it was him taking the pay day, and realizing anyone else would fuck it up even worse.

why didn't the jedi just lightsaber the ring?

The Star Wars movies being made now?

Sam Raimi should've directed the whole thing

>Brain Dead was the last good film he directed.
Its also one of the greatest things ever put on film.

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That was due to severe time constraints, which he'd still have with TLJ to be fair.

it'd be like the prequels but with even more unfunny slapstick CGI

Holy shit, i dont remember that scene at all, this is hilarious

flesh eating leeches in the trash compactor

>the sarlacc pit would make grown men uncomfortable