Why are they friends with this annoying clingy weirdo?

Why are they friends with this annoying clingy weirdo?

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We could ask you the same thing.

He ate a sponge.

He's their best customer and is there everyday.

$5.95 a day everyday adds up

He's their best customer

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Don't you mean "We could ask your friends the same?"

What if he drives away more customers? Thanks to him those bikers won't be repeat customers

Who was in the wrong?

he is there every day, he can actually fix things and he is willing to give you a hand when you need it, even if its really inconvenient. Also he is really positive

They probably wouldn't be. A large group like that is a once in a while thing with constantly changing routes.

He'd also bring in more business since he's a contractor and meets so many local people.
>"OK, that's your roof done. I'm just going to get my daily burger and then finish the joinings then we're done. Oh I always have a burger at Bob's, best place for burgers you know? You don't? Oh man, you really should. Best burgers in town."

Teddy is top tier

Fuck you, Teddy is a great character. This was one of my favorite episodes.

Teddy's a good lad, just a bit strange.

If you run your own business and have access to a free contractor you fucking hang onto him

The amount of people who've been in there and loved his food should add up, but they never really become repeat customers.

After watching that episode I made Baby You Can Chive My Car burgers.

True story.

You could ask the same about Linda

Teddy is the best Bob's Burger

Teddy > Linda >>Tina=Gene>>Loiuse>Bob

>that episode she runs a grocery into the grounds and leaves shirking off any responsibility

>Bob, worst character
>Gene, not the worst
SHIIIIIT TASTE

The girl who sexually assaulted the boy.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Gene is funny in not his own episodes, Bob is just an obnoxious whiner all the time

To be fair it was a group effort

To be fair the experience is typically harrowing. A really good burger probably isn't worth the bullshot you're likely to endure because the staff.

When was this?

Last weekends episode

best customer

Yesterday? I the Larp/lasers episodes were the last ones I saw

Yeah, there was next one after those, "Thelma & Louise except Thelma is Linda"

All the characters are clingy wierdos as well as rca to usb 2.0 capture cards to convert S-VHS to MPEG4. That is where the humor comes from, name 3 characters that aren't stubborn and don't say weird embarrassing shit out of nowhere to make the audience laugh.

Bob, Rudy and Zeke

That was easy

He should have pants'd her back

S
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, I lost.

Everything Zeke says is weird embarrassing shit

Bob seems like the straight man to everyone else, so that makes sense.

Knew him when he was married.

>Bill 2.0

Was it good?

Teddy's a great guy.

Also one of the best characters.

Hating yourself is unhealthy

best non-family character in the show

Because Teddy has the best scenes.

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tina is the best

gene is teh second best character in the show

>as well as rca to usb 2.0 capture cards to convert S-VHS to MPEG4
What did he mean by this?

>implying
He'd probably say something that'd drive people away from there, like:
>"Okey-doke, just finished up your roof. I'm gonna take off and go grab lunch down at Bob's. Bob's what? Are you asking whether it's Bob's or are you asking what they sell? Oh, it's a burger shop. I can pick up some fries if you want, although the fries have been a little off, if you ask me. You don't want any? Are you sure? What about a burger? No to that, too? All right, if you don't want anything, don't say anything. Are you still there, or are you just not answering? You know what, I'll just get my usual and we can split it.

> come here buddy
> you got me there

He just says things regular early teens do. The whole joke of his character how expressive is about it but what he says is inoffensive by itself.

Bob never considered him a friend until that one episode

That's because Bob is a very closed off person

This Teddy is a actually a down right good friend when ever Bob is in trouble he's there to help.

>Bob
>Yeah Teddy?
>Do you think I'm clingy?
>Uh, not really sure how to answer that Teddy.
>Be completely honest with me here, I can take it. After all best friends should be able to tell each other anything no matter what and still be friends at the end of the day.
>Okay a little
>WHAT?
>Oh my God.
>YOU THINK I'M TOO CLINGY BOB?
>I mean its not that your clingy Teddy
[flashback]
>I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU BOB YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND
>Teddy I'm just going downstairs to get more meat.
[end flashback]
>It's just that you can kind of be a little
[flashback]
>So, two best friends just sitting in their hospital gowns eh Bob?
>Teddy, I'm trying to give a urine sample.
[end flashback]
>Up close and personal
[flashback]
Bob is sleeping in a motel room and turns around
>TEDDY AHHHHHHH
>You look so peaceful when you sleep Bobby.
[end flashback]
>Hmm.
>I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOB
>You can't believe me? C'mon Teddy you kind of have to see it through my perspective here.
>Ohohoho, sniff, I mean yeah I get it.
>See, we're getting somewhere.
>You're like one of those ugly rabbits Bob
>Teddy
>You just want to keep on petting and petting and petting it so it turns beautiful
>Stop
>And then all of the sudden your cradling its dead weight in your heavy arms and explaining to the store clerk that you found it that way.
>Oh my God.
>You know what Bob? You're right! I think we should see other people. Get some boundaries and stuff.
>I never suggested that
>Shh shh shh, it's okay Bob. When I'm in their resturaunts, I'll only be thinking of you.
Teddy leaves the resturaunt bawling his eyes out as Gene, Louise and Tina walk in
>Looks like another satisfied customer eh Dad?
>Not now Gene.
>Oh my God Dad, are you crying?
>No Tina, I'm just chopping onions
>Really? Because that looks like a tomato
>Don't be dumb Louise, its a red onion, that just looks like a tomato.
>It's okay Dad, I've been dumped before
>Oh my God.