What are some essential girlfriendcore flicks?

What are some essential girlfriendcore flicks?

what is it like watching movies with your gf?

Comfy

Lay on the couch spooning until one of us gets too horny, fuck, rewind, repeat.

>girl

Me Earl & the Dying Girl

Comfy, mostly. But good help you if you're into the film and she's not.

The Brown Bunny

My girl sucked another man's dick

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pretty cozy desu

especially if its kind of a shit movie and we just end up trashtalking the movie or show

is your bronrar supposed to be between her ass cheeks or is that weird?

any studio ghibli film
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (bitches love this garbage shit)

I really, really, really like this image

Whats the point of girls if they don't have dicks

they get used to just have it against them all the time

>her
>girl

like a bag of sand

>not having a boyfriend

There's an interesting movie called "Outside" where you leave your home and meet girls.

Annoying because she doesn't pay attention and gets too horny. Thank God we watched drive last week and she paid attention because it was the first time watching not in a bed.

gf??

Sucks. They ask questions because they can't follow anything, they can't go 15 minutes without checking their Facebook or playing angry birds, and don't even get me started on the queefing.

hit-or-miss, they will sometimes be really attentive and enrich the experience with cute giggling and innocuous commentary; other times its absolutely nightmarish and they’ll ruin your favortie movies forever. the only circumstance its seriously advantageous within is the one’s where its a bad movie and you get to fug her out of boredom. alrernatively sexy themes that get her wet and then you capitalize.

How it feels hold hands with a girl?

for real, it always devolves into fucking if you are laying down

I just watched Drive with my gf last night. Baby Driver the night before.
From my observations she seems to get wet to carkino, lads

Comfy, too comfy and then you fall asleep on her shoulder

like bags of sand

>it's a redditor normalfag blogging thread

Honestly hand holding is annoying but girls seem to love to hold hands in public, it's like they they want to show off or something

>From my observations she seems to get wet to carkino

But you haven't watched any, yet.

Let me know when you see Vanishing Point or Two-Lane Blacktop or even The Driver, then you can claim to have watched "carkino".

it's super cute

no it's just annoying, muh freedom

>Don't even get me started on the queefing
do girls really do this?

>tfw no patrician bf

It depends if you actually want to just have a comfy time & cuddle or if you want to enjoy the movie.
Young modern women just don't have the attention span or intelligence to follow a plot, you will be bombarded with questions.

What do women prefer in men? Looks or money?

Are you trying to steal my gf, mr tarantino?

I fucking love holding hands in public

Those Richard Linklater films Before Sunrise and its sequels.

it's okay

how to get gf??

money is everything

14 - 24 = looks
25 - 36 = looks & money
37 onwards = money because they wont be taking your genes and having kids anyway

just be yourself

being cool

>hold hands
>have to walk in her retarded pace
>on crowded streets you have to dodge people with her because you are now twice the width
>she wants to stop everywhere to do whatever girls do
>anytime you remove your hand to check your phone or whatever she gets pissed
>she always moves her hand towards you kind of pushing you

aaaaa get me out

go outside

wtf

Confidence. Start lifting. Be confident. Get a great career. Take the redpill. You will be fine.

Just listen to girl bullshit and tell her she has nice puse

I mean not that yourself. The good yourself. Its complicated.

do girls like you slobbering their entire ass crack>

god no

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based gay poster

14 - 24 = Prime
25 - 36 = Past prime, some still very fuckable though
37 onwards = Old hags. Into the trash.

wait why

You need to become fully normie first, and get a job, friends, move out of your parent's, buy a smartphone, normiebook, go to parties, etc. It is not worth it.

comfy

She resting her head on your chest or shoulder.
You resting your hand on her ass and fondling her from time to time.

And even if you manage all this, chicks can still smell your autism from a mile away.

t. autist

My girlfriend won't leave unless I rim her. Sometimes she'll stay at my place for hours with her bare ass in the air and the whole time I'm wishing for a cigarette. Don't get a girlfriend unless you're okay with licking assholes.

Use the Force