/trek/-Mommy GF Edition

Best Captain or Best Captain?

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Does she play a captain in Discovery or something?
The only time Mulder and Scully ever showed up in Trek was as Lucsly and Dulmur

>When Gillian Anderson started on X-Files, she is younger than I am now
damn you, time

>tfw turning 28 soon
>im still posting on a Mongolian basket weaving webpage about Star Trek

>In 3 months I will have been on Sup Forums for 10 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just turned 30. I remember turning 20 on here.

It's like that episode where Miles O'Brien gets stuck in that time prison, literally me irl.

Except you could leave anytime you want. So could I

In 4 years we'll both be here for my 30th

>tfw just turned 28
>literally no shot at marriage
>live with parents
>started watching /trek/ again for the escapism
>tfw ywn be an ensign on the enterprise

I'd rather live on DS9 desu.

>standing next to Dax trying not to drop your spaghetti

Tuvix had it better

>Computer, create a simulation of Ezri Dax
>Computer, increase her size by 100%
>Computer, increase her physical aggression and libido by 500%

disengage safety protocols

>romanticizing and legitimizing terrorism

How do trekfags defend this?

WaIt, was scully ever in star trek?

Answer me you fucking nerds

On TNG, Picard killed several terrorists with zero fucks given

real thread here

Only in my fanfics

Go fuck yourself

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Hey, what do you guys think of my idea for a DS9/VOY crossover? I pitched it in the 90's but it never took off. I think Gene would have loved it.

One day 7 decided that she wanted to learn more about the process of biological assimilation. She instructed the Holodeck to create a simulation of the digestive system of a humanoid female at a scale of roughly 1000 to 1. As she was embarking on her expedition the holodeck failed when the ship encountered a major spatial anomaly. This anomaly happened to result in the presence of a wormhole exactly where the model's esophagus would be, a wormhole leading to the same point in the anatomy of Ezri Dax. The wormhole had a side effect: 7 was shrunk by it's subspace matrix down to one one-thousandth of her original size!

Dax felt something in her throat and swallowed, sending 7 down to her stomach. She wondered what it had been but it never occurred to her to look into the slight sensation of 'presence' in her mouth. It never occurred to her that one of the missing crew of the starship Voyager had been digested within her Trill stomach, fuel for her symbiont. But the symbiont had all of 7's memories, as a side effect of the digestion.

this was back when terrorists were the ira, who america sympathised with

>muh women and nigger captains

sorry this is an x files thread not a star trek thread

Replace Romulans with Russians and this is literally space Hillary.

fucking newfags i swear to God