OH FUCK ASSHOLE

OH FUCK ASSHOLE

You've just accidentally implied that the Scotsman's wife is fat straight to her face.

The protagonist of the last cartoon you watched is your only hope for protection.

How fucked are you?

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Don't worry. I have connections.

>Samurai Jack
Huh... better start running

>Samurai Jack.
Im fucked.

You just wanted to post that edit dont ya?

p-pls

>The Eds
Be sure to write that I'm a moron in my obituary.

wtf is that

Hope: depleted

>Escape to another dimension
wew for once everything went right

Jack run away from her last time he pissed her off, so I don't like my chances.

>Dipper
I'm fucking dead, kiddo.

>Dilbert
Oh...Oh no

>Samurai Jack
But he ran like a bitch last time. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

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>all those daughters
She wasn't fat, she was pregnant.

>Star

This would end up being a bloodbath for either of them.

>Sir, when did you realize you were a brush?

those are some HUEG nipples

>Mr. Incredible
I think I might have a chance.

The real question is: Could she beat Aku if he called her fat?

I think I'm safe.

I calmly explain that I said "Phat", which means "Cool" in the hip kids lingo. My destruction downgrades to a swift clip behind the ears for talking like an idiot.

If she was wearing a crown, I'd be fine. But since she isn't, this fucker will leave me to die while he goes and kills more monarchs.

>Double King
She doesn't have a crown, so he's not going to bother.
I'm dead.

WHAT THE FUCK, user.

Phat? PHAT?! I'M NOT PHAT! I'M T H I C C

>i have to rely on a 8 year old with a magical amulet.
Well i mean she has saved entire kingdoms from evil magic users before so she might be able to save me from an evil scotts woman.

>Not STOUTT

>Samurai Jack

Oh sweet. It's all going to work out ok.

50+ years Jack could do better

r-right?

What is he going to do have another PTSD attack or stab her and then lose his sword again?

>Watching a show my 3-year old sister watches

Come the fuck on user

Beat him up? Yes. Kill him? No.

Ded

>caring what the main demographic is
I like the songs and i like the effort they put into characters and lore.
Find me an adult cartoon that takes place in a magical kingdom and isn't excessively gory or an anime and i'll shit post about that instead.

Okay but what is this from?

>where_do_you_think_we_are.png

>guts
She counts as a demon, right?

>Xavier Renegade Angel
I'd be better off being punched in the face.
>"Taste the pain!"

>Small Horse: Camaraderie Be Prestidigitation

Well, I might just stand a chance.

I'll survive.

>dead

Did you not see the Flounder episode

Use Spongebob as a shield

Were those spots under her dress edited to look like her exposed nipples?

>My Hero Acedemia
>they're still way off from Deku being able to use his quirk without snapping his bones

Assuming he can put her out of commission in one blow I'd manage. Otherwise I'm fucked

>inb4 go back to Sup Forums

Anime is just Japanese cartoons, so Goku, in his current post-Goku Black power level, I'm fine

Playing fairly though, Sterling Archer. Still probably fine.

>Archer tries to hit on Scotsman's wife and/or tactlessly calls her ugly

Yeah, no, you're a dead man

If nothing else, Archer will pull aggro and I can get the fuck out of there.

Scotsman's wife is a honest to god force of nature that tears through robot armies like paper. Archer is a mortal man with a gun. At best, you'll get an extra five second head start

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>Double king
Top taste, my negro amigo

>EXTRA THICC!!

Fuck.

Also, I'm being protected by The Justice League.

muffin?

kek

Eugh...too thicc.

>The strands of hair you can see as he pans the camera
This webm just keeps coming back and finds more and more ways to haunt me.

>Implying Ashi could even compare to the Scotsmans Wife

>Find me an adult cartoon that takes place in a magical kingdom and isn't excessively gory or an anime and i'll shit post about that instead.

Pic related. You didn't say it had be a current show. Pay me.

>jeremie belpois
Quick, turn me into a specter or we're screwed

what in the high fuck

What the fuck

Why

>implying thundercats is an "Adult" cartoon
but i will give you one thing, I've been watching the remake. Good shit. It's got the same adventure storytelling that got me into ATLA

>takes on an entire army by herself
Jesus, what a Mary Sue
Scotsman's Wife ruined the show and my childhood forever and ever

good Christ

How did this happen?

This is a glitch in a recent Baseball video game. I don't know which one. It's been patched out now though I'm pretty sure.

uuugh

No horror movie has the balls to be this scary

>Buddy Thunderstruck.
I'm gonna BLAME IT ON THE THUNDER! KA BOOM!

What do you get out of watching shows that are made for toddlers?

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:(

I want you to properly appreciate how long it took me to find this image in my improperly organized pictures file. It perfectly answers your question.

This is what getting triggered feels like

fuck im spooked

Goku, i win.

>doubleking's power level revolves solely on wether or not his opponent is wearing a crown or not

I fucking love Felix Colgrave so damn much.

He'd probably find a way to make it all work out, plus he has his banjo.

I miss him

read >jerking it to a show where the man cast are little kids
Just because some fans of the show are pedophiles doesn't mean we all are.

I'm good.

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Obviously

>The Boondocks
Uh.. pretty fucked, I guess.

Wander and his banjo will distract her while I make my escape

Oh hell no.

It's a tossup whether I'd survive, Mordecai or Rigby would either fuck shit up and get back to status quo and save me or I'd die and that'd be what resolves the conflict. Might get to listen to a sweet 80s song before I died though, can't say that about other shows' characters being inserted here.

This makes me itch

Webms don't work for me.
Tell me what's going on.

A horrific face glitch. You really don't want to see it.

youtube.com/watch?v=HoPE3VCxs1o
>HoPE

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Looks like a fucking cork.

Pathetic.
The guy on the left looks like a testicle.

>I have Jack protecting me

Where's my shotgun

Wow.

Asshole.

K