Its gonna flop

Its gonna flop

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Han Sneedo

look at that retard and his retarded face

That skin color? Yeah, not a good look. I'll wait for the all female version thank you but no thank you.

this honestly looks like a fucking joke
its like a porn parody

disney flopping? back to tumblr

So this is the power... of cinema, woah

Nah it will under perform though.

>Finn wears Han Solo-esque clothes in TLJ
>This fucker is wearing a Han Solo costume in Han Solo
>Han Solo is dead
what is going ON

Only thing that's gonna flop is my peepee.
My peanus weanus of course!

Literally why Han Solo? Why not Sheev? Obi-Wan? Dooku? Luke? Mace?

does disney not possess the innate talent to just "tell"

I can look at that poster and guarantee that it will indeed flop. Why don't they have a guy sitting around disneyland saying stuff like:

>no one is going to watch this movie

It's an edit.

That's not even an official poster of the movie.

Has there been much marketing for it? I haven't noticed anything.

jesus

the last turd just killed a multi-billion dollar franchise.

Star wars is going to become synonymous with being bland & boring.

Was he born in those fucking clothes???

I would love to see all of those.We need a movie about Luke after RotJ, young Palpatine, and Kylo's fall to dark side(I'm reallly loving Kylo after TLJ) Luckily, we have an Obi-Wan movie coming our way.

May the force be with you fellow Star Wars geek

Would that itwere so simple.

kek

>Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's Bat Mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg,[9] when Spielberg watched a comedy video created by Ehrenreich and a friend, "which began in the present and eventually cut to 20 or 30 years later, with Mr. Ehrenreich, in a kimono, screaming to stop a wedding." Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as, "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt." He was then contacted by DreamWorks, a studio which Spielberg helped found, and met with its casting director.[10] Steven Spielberg said: "He (Alden Ehrenreich) was in a bat mitzvah video that my daughter acted with him in for their best friend. They showed me the video and I loved it and I got him an agent. That's sort of how it all began."

That’s an awful poster if real. The guy is actually very attractive.

And yes, this movie will flop and guess what will happen.
>Star Wars: Han Solo flopped because people DO NOT want to see white males in lead roles anymore
t. Vice

Is Han still an ex-stormtrooper?

Why does he look like Post Malone?

i assure you the cult of star wars will be out in droves to see it. they'll dress up like the characters, they'll clap and cry at the trailer.

HOW DID HAN SOLO GET HIS NAMMMMEEEEE

This

And it all turned out so great that they had to get him a fucking acting coach while they were filming the movie.

what did captcha mean by this?

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his real name is haim solomon

ENOUGH FUCKING STAR WARS MOVIES

Disney, I never thought you will make me tired of seeing Star Wars shit, but you fucking did it

How hard is it even to play Han Solo? You just have to be charming. If he can’t do that, just have him run around without a shirt since that’s the demographic Star Wars wants now.

why not just call it Solo?

>believing a star wars, let a alone a HAN SOLO movie will flop.
I cant wait till next years holiday season to see the seeth when it's a success

>Its gonna flop
it's gonna jew

>Hah Sooz

It says "Star Wars" on it and has Disney marketing it. There's no way it won't turn a massive profit.

It's a bit soon to be advertising winter 2018's interim film.

They didn't even try

I always start singing this fucking song

youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

It's not coming out in winter you fucking idiot
Check again

I'm not looking forward to it much but I'll laugh when Sup Forums goes full damage control again. I cannot bet the mouse at this point. There was a time people said a black panther was an instaflop but I doubt any sane people still believe that.

Shlomo Solo

I'd rather see NAN OLLO

nah probably will be blamed on manbabies who can;t stand that there is a strong female role in the movie (khaleesi)

Why aint they bring back Ewan Mcgreegor and do a Obi Won A Star Wars Story?

>HAN SOLO OF MARS

Spielberg watching youth videos for the next child to rape

>It's a bit soon to be advertising winter 2018's interim film.

It's coming out in May you goof

Only if it's a jukebox musical and he sings.

TRAILER WHEN? It's out in like 5 months right?

>it's another Star Shit thread

fug. Is there anything for winter?

They should have got Baby instead. He looks more like Han

Obi Wan movie is confirmed to be in development.

Sooz looks like a soyboy

I haven't seen any marketing and so long as they don't fucking mention Jedi, and don't bother with a basic ass act where Han and Chewie stop being friends or some shit and then become friends for the climax I think it'll end up being halfway decent. Ron Howard is directing and he's not like... amazing, but he's not terrible either.

Thank fuck I'm not the only one lmfaooo

hes even got a similar colored outfit in this. They probably did this on purpose.

Does it end with dumping spice to escape Captain Wormhat?

It's a badass song

It should be in the movie

And Hillary Clinton's the president.

Will the droids have a cameo or will this be the first without them?

But he has 2 guns

Between this, the battlefront fiasco and TLJ, nobody is going to care about star wars by the time IX comes out

reminds me of rich evans

He looks like Nick Kroll

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Should've been Anthony Ingruber as Han Solo. Fucking Disney passing on him when he literally played a younger version of Harrison Ford's character in Age of Adaline.

>BENDROWNED vs Big Guy

NAN OLO: IMAGINE MY SHOCK!

His hair is awful. The part in his hair is awful. His nose is awful. His pedo stubble stache is awful. His brow is awful.

This guy looks like some kind of intergalactic sex offender.

Why does Nan Ollo have anal beads dripping out of his ass?

>literally making Han be played by a crossdressing Jew

what a time to be alive

Proof?

>Kylo Ren in TFA vs Kylo Ren in TLJ

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I’m feeling like a star
You can’t stop my shine
I’m lovin’ Cloud City
My head’s in the sky

I’m solo, I’m Han Solo
I’m Han Solo
I’m Han Solo, Solo

why does his face look so poorly photoshopped

Born into them, died in them.

The man didn't like shopping for clothes.

Sooz: INT
Nan Ollo: STR

he looks like DiCaprio after being bear raped

You've got problems.

the actor has the charisma of a pine cone.

they should've gotten shia lapoof, at least he sort of looks like ford and they're both jews...he played indiana jones' son very convincingly.

Well, whether it will or will not, I don't plan on watching it.

The virgin Hah vs the Chad Nan

they photoshopped him to look like leo dicaprio

>yellow stripe instead of red

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We got the best possible pre-senate Sheev origin story with Darth Plagueis, even though it’s from Plagueis’s point of view, and they de-canonize it immediately after it released.

Ahrdern Ehrenrerhhh

How many times do you think he'll walk into a room and the next scripted character will mischievously say 'Haaaan Solo©"?

Place your bets.

Wait, so this guy not being able to act isn't just a joke in Hail, Caesar!?