Not caught up to the thread? No worries! Each of these stories, with a few exceptions, is relatively self-contained. Though obviously the more you've read, the more you'll like it. You can start with any writer you want.
Paradise Lost (Phil Jimenez) desuarchive.org/co/thread/91513614/ JLA: A League of One and The Golden Perfect (Christopher Moeller, Joe Kelly) The Hiketeia (Greg Rucka) Eye of the Gorgon (Greg Rucka) Marathon (Greg Rucka) The Circle (Gail Simone) Ends of the Earth (Gail Simone) Extras: The Contest (pre-Crisis) desuarchive.org/co/thread/91415540/
Simone and her baby fetish. I think she was actually starting a family around this time
Kevin Brooks
>In 2008, a team of scientists led by S. Wroe conducted an experiment to determine the bite force of the great white shark, using a 2.5 metres (8.2 ft) long specimen, and then isometrically scaling the results for its maximum confirmed size and the conservative minimum and maximum body mass of C. megalodon, placing the bite force of the latter between 108,514 N (24,390 lbf) and 182,201 N (40,960 lbf) in a posterior bite. Compared to 18,216 N (4,095 lbf) for the largest confirmed great white shark,[5] and 7,400 N (1,660 lbf) for the placoderm fish Dunkleosteus.[43]
Cool prank, Diana.
Jonathan White
Is she married? Does she have kiddos?
Asher Gray
Now this part is quite relevant to this week.
Joseph Jenkins
Sadly, there are no gorillas in the cast list for the movie, pending full credits.
William Diaz
Maybe taking great apes as legal counsel wasn't the best pick.
Sebastian Torres
You know, I don't actually know for sure. I don't check her twitter feed frequently because of how much she posts, but I remember her talking about going to Disney recently, and I think she had kids with her.
Also, random tweets about the nvidea Shield and how the performance of Skyrim is on it
David Smith
I feel like doing this to shitposters sometimes.
Christopher Walker
Insert Hercules and Xena footage
Sebastian Clark
This is a good issue to start the summer off with
Evan Peterson
>Hollywood suits are soulless demons and actors are puppets Surprisingly realistic for a superhero comic
Ethan Lewis
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Cameron Bell
Eris, even though she died in War of the Gods
Also my friends know they can always make me mad by suggesting that Wonder Woman wear high heels
Chase Sanchez
I thought the "babes babies babies" panel was probably an edit when I saw it posted earlier this week. On a different note any visit to the inlaws that nets you a free spear is a good visit.
Zachary Martinez
Like, I'm fine with "impractical" costumes, or sexy costumes, or whatever, a good design is a good design.
Heels are where I draw the line. There is not a human being alive who can run in heels.
Hudson Wood
Wonder if Gail ever read Requiem.
Isaiah Barnes
Top left looks like John Byrne's Wondie, top right is Ross Andru who was the second most important Wondie artist in defining her look after H. G. Peter. Bottom right might be intended to be Perez era but the hair looks more like Jimenez.
Bottom left is from the 1974 TV movie on ABC.
Ayden Hall
I'd imagine Gail would be love Artemis, especially from her Secret Six appearance. I should ask her on Twitter if she's read Requiem.
Jayden Howard
haha, I intentionally posted is because it looks like it's an edit, but it was legit
Isaac Smith
Also one of my very favorite Wondie covers of all time.
Owen Reed
>tfw Simone will never write a Wondie movie
Leo Young
Oh wait this isn't Eris, it's Queen of Fables from Waid's JLA. Oops.
Benjamin Price
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Isaac Perry
What if the Wonder Woman movie was just a story about making a Wonder Woman movie?
Gavin Ramirez
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Joseph Murphy
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Parker Sullivan
>Azzarello's run
Thomas Young
Hey it's Wonder-Tot!
Caleb Williams
>"I've got you!" >"Who's got you?"
Jose Davis
I'm so glad movieposters generally don't truck with storytimes. Lord knows what merry hell they'd wreak with that image.
Landon Cook
>literal straw-man
Holy shit this IS Azz's run
Watched that last night, coincidentally
Matthew James
I was waiting for this page. Like said, this page would be shown over and over again by the movieposters
Juan Miller
I couldn't live with myself if I was providing shitpost fuel and bait
Jason Thompson
There was a Morrison Earth One hate thread earlier, but I bailed on it quickly after it turned into shitposting (though it kind of was from the beginning). It was full of "wondy has no good stories, or villains" posters
Easton Ortiz
This issue is raising my cynicism levels a bit
Ethan Watson
I knew that I would find you if I commented on it, now I just need to come up with step 2 of my plan. In other news those gorillas reminded me of an old advert where a gorilla played "in the air tonight" by Phil Collins on a drum kit (may be a UK only add) so that's how I picked the next CD I put on.
James Brooks
My response to such things is usually to "kill them with kindness" and try to turn ignorance into genuine interest, but sometimes it's clear that they're more interested in being hateful.
Alexander Roberts
Man I wish he'd stop shitting on Azz' run. It was much better than this shit.
Hunter Rivera
She wrote the animated film, senpai.
Adam Sullivan
Who's "he"? Gail? Years before Azz's run began?
I wasn't even aware. Weird because a lot of things I don't like in that movie are pretty specifically addressed in this run.
Aiden Adams
>Straight to video, no doubt
Ryan James
But Diana isn't a velociraptor
Jeremiah Williams
And in this page, Diana Cosplays the White Queen.
Liam Sanchez
Sounds like it's faring better than the production of the real movie! *descending slide whistle noise*
Not really, I don't know anything about the movie's production other than the director and writer and I don't want to know anything more
Camden Myers
I think he's talking about you, senpai.
>I wasn't even aware. Weird because a lot of things I don't like in that movie are pretty specifically addressed in this run. Pro-tip: if Ares is treated like a little bitch, it was probably written by Simone. Although in all fairness, that's just her being accurate to the original myths
>implying Wonder Woman is a good comic character You can't even name ten good villains of hers! No, Egg Fu hasn't been involved in Wonder Woman comics in ages so don't even mention him.
Jordan Cox
I think you could confidently call any film produced after Y2K "a mishmash of better movies" without knowing a single thing about it and end up being right 99% of the time.
Ethan Cooper
Judging by this art, Diana's off in her own little world.
Also, is there a standard time you like to start these threads, Tex? I keep either missing them or showing up late.
Aaron Cruz
It depends on how much I have to post but usually between 3-5, today was a bit early because I have ten issues to do.
Evan King
My schedule is pretty irregular unfortunately because I do contract work currently.
Quoted for truth
Tyler Gray
Also the weirdest thing is Etta in that movie is COMPLETE garbage, and Simone seems to get Etta more than like anyone else
Ethan Lopez
Bullshit. Circe is a fucking excellent villain. As is Silver Swan and Veronica Cale.
Genocide might not be to a lot of people's taste, but I think she has a lot of potential for good drama.
Gavin Ross
>tfw Diana will never hug you and help you stop drinking
Xavier Jenkins
Here you go girls, these manacles are based on the ones Hercules used to enslave and rape my mother and people.
Mason Reed
I'm not the only one who's seeing pint sized Hippolyta and Phillipus here, right?
Admittedly, I don't think Phillipus was around when Hippolyta was blonde but...
Josiah Ortiz
I think he was trolling which is why he asked for ten despite probably no character other than Batman and Spider-Man having ten really good, iconic villains.
I mean I could list at least a dozen Wondie villains that could support their own movie, but people would still see "well I haven't heard people parrot those a million times unlike Cheetah and Ares therefore they suck"
Xavier Reed
The really unusual thing is, if you don't really read much Wonder Woman, you probably won't be as familiar with them as you would be with Batman's villains who've had like fifty movies and TV shows!
Ayden Lee
>Fevered dreams of heroin-addicted novelists
XANADU!
Dominic Nelson
>probably no character other than Batman and Spider-Man having ten really good, iconic villains. Honestly I wouldn't even count Spider man lol
Batman is really on another level when it comes to villains desu Most of them could support their own book with info already given about them or have 2-4 stories and runs they're already good in
Jayden Roberts
They're baaaack
Luke Phillips
The reason I say Spidey is because those original dozen or so Ditko villains are just known by EVERYBODY. Even if most of them didn't end up going on to become especially good villains. Come to think of it I'm not even sure exactly why those original villains are so ubiquitous.
Luis Young
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Gabriel Garcia
>come home after family vacation >Darkseid had a party and trashed the place >someone who must have been wearing a skirt with no undies has been sitting on your favorite couch for so long their ass smell will be trapped there forever DARKSEEEEEEIIIIID!!!!
Evan Murphy
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Eli Hill
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Grayson Carter
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Owen Jones
Athena, honey, where the fuck were you fucksticks when Themyscira was being invaded by mind controlled Punk Rock Robots?
Jordan Ortiz
>where were our champions? Well Diana finally got tired of your shit and probably didn't know about it anyway, who are the others?
Caleb Martin
Fun fact: some of the most successful ideas of all time have come from Satan, such as Windows, most of the Rolling Stones' 70's output, and the locomotive engine.
Tyler Kelly
I wonder if this is the same mall Diana had a team-up with Wally at. I'd have to go check.
Blake James
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
Sebastian Cox
Is that Penance?
Dominic Torres
Tresser turned in to Etta between panels there (hand on Diana's shoulder) They also got invaded by literal nazi's just a few issues ago
Gabriel Morris
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Hunter Jones
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Blake Smith
Wrong hair colour, it's turtle Jimmy Ollsen
Benjamin Price
Blatant male objectification
Connor Cook
>I declare that we are now at war.
Aww girl, you dun it now.
Luis Morris
What if DC's version of Penance is Jimmy, who accidentally kills a building full of people during one of his bizarre transformations?
Jose Murphy
How can it be when we can't even see his titties that well
Eli Williams
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Owen Sanchez
>FALSE GOD
James Adams
Going for the fucking jugular
Ethan Gutierrez
Who the fuck is that ? I though it was Steve. Also i guess no one remembers Wondies romance with Superbro anymore ?
Isaiah Lee
It's Tom Tresser. He's pretty much Steve Trevor late 2000s edition because Perez paired Steve up with Etta Candy, but Diana can't have a GF, so we have him.
He's pretty boss though. I just wish he'd have the opportunity to use his Master of Disguise bit he was always doing in Suicide Squad.
Hudson Gray
After Infinite Crisis, Wonder Woman got a soft reboot by Jodi Picoult that introduced a new love interest, Nemesis AKA Tom Tressor.
It was obviously an attempt to make the comic more like the 70's TV show, but in George Perez's post-Crisis reboot Steve was made like 40 years old so he was out of the picture.
Ethan Thompson
Should that count in the "Wonder Woman Hates Necks" collage?
I mean, she doesn't cut her head off, but not for lack of trying.
Kayden Perez
Yeah oddly enough the only times he's really used his disguise ability was during Picoult's run to try and break Diana out of superjail.
They actually did a little interesting bit there where Tom was disguised as Sarge Steel, but Everyman was also impersonating Steel at the same time, so the two had to out-jape each other to make the troops believe the other was the traitor.