What went wrong?

Is this really the new spider man? He looks so small and scrawny. And that hapa sidekick, WTF?!

He's like 13

Spiderman is canonically a twink

Nothing? His chubby weird side-kick was a fresh take on the buddy-cop scenario we never thought we wanted in Spider-man.

what is this? netflix spiderman? also, spiderman has always been a teen

They stole the Asian bff from the Miles Morales Spider-man.

I enjoyed it
Ama

How many times has Tom had sex? Is it more with men or womyn?

>hapa sidekick
He looks pretty full blown filipino. I don't see any hap about it.

>more with men or womyn
Depends who the casting director was that day.

>He looks so small and scrawny
Spider-Man is small and scrawny.

God he's so hot

Only his bff

Wasn't that bad.

They needed to cut a solid hour out of the film though. Pretty much absolutely everything inbetween the monument rescue and the homecoming dance. Maybe cut another action scene to spend more time on his dating the girl and the dad finding out.

Also Zendaya was fucking embarrassingly bad/miscast

Roided-out 1990’s Peter Parker makes no sense. Hard to be limber and agile when you’re built like a tank.

>Also Zendaya was fucking embarrassingly bad/miscast
No.

>he thinks Spider-Man has ever been a big guy.

Keaton was the best part of this movie. That and seeing Garcelle as his wife.

I've seen this eleven times ask me anything

>small and scrawny
I mean that's how Ditko originally drew him

Oh come on, his abs are insane.

Go read Amazing Fantasy 15, they literally call SM skinny in his first appearance.
Also, he's buff for a supposed teenager, i was literally sticc when i was 15, as where 90% of my classmates.

Perhaps small and scrawny is Peter Parker's critique on the whole human race.

I also liked Jane Lane from Daria.

I think his size is perfect for Spider-Man. Actually I think he is a little too ripped for a high schooler. That could be chalked up to the spider bite though. meh