Every time the writer uses a google-translated Spanish phrase for no reason, take a shot of tequila

Every time the writer uses a google-translated Spanish phrase for no reason, take a shot of tequila.

does anyone say ay caramba

I've never read this, does it happen a lot?

A monton of times!

Oh you have ni idea, mi gente.

Enough that genuine Spanish speakers are pissed off at it.

Jajajaj top jej arriba arriba andele

They said caramba, not ay caramba though.

Her latinx roots are important, OPX.

Why is she talking in spanglish if she's from an alien planet?

Ay, chica, chu gon' need some vivaporu for that burn!

El fuck me.

Spics don't read comics. These kinds of comics only pander to suburban white teenagers.

Nobody reads this trash.
It's just the writers self-insert fantasy anyway.

Si están tan obsesionados con la cultura latina en Estados Unidos, que aprendan español por lo menos estos hijos de puta

TAKE THAT DRUMPF

wow that must be something to see then

I hope I'm around the next time it's storytimed

stay in this thread long enough, someone probably will

Damn it user, are you trying to kill us?!

Wazzup, mi familia

I thought this was a storytime.

>reading this shit

read ultimates instead

tumblr needs to fuck off.

Did someone say storytime!!!!!!!!.....no not today I'm trying to avoid storytimeing till the third issue. I hope it's only six issues.

Ayyy papi! Dios mio! Holy menstruation!

What in the Joan Jet was that?!

>ultimates
>not tumblr
Keep sucking kekwings dick fag

>Did someone say storytime!!!!!!!!
two people did
one more and you have to

*Sigh*...I will never understand why writers do this.

No one talks like that, not even the most ghetto of hispanics randomly throw in an "ay caramba" or an "ay dios mio." Where do they keep getting this dumb fucking idea that Latinx Americans based in the US talk in such a cringey way??

Like, I remember watching season 2 of Young Justice, which I really like by the way, unpopular opinion as that may be, but whenever Blue Beetle was on screen, with his weird ass switching from perfect English to Spanglish bullshit, I just had to mute it.

what were you expecting? pochos rarely speak spanish

>Joan Jet
Who?

>Spics don't read comics
Lurk moar faggot, start by "niño rata"

When it happened in Deadpool they knew what they were doing.

Here it's just sad.

Does anyone have screencaps or articles about when she was getting insulted in Spanish on Twitter and she didn't understand what was happening?

>Reading Marvel at all
>Reading big two at all

there's no way that really happened

> they knew what they were doing

yeah, that sales would tank because half the volume was in Spanish.

No idea, but they kept saying it in this shitty comic.
They also said "What the stuff" and "Fluff off", because 20-something's are super fucking scared of swearing but still want to pretend they're doing it.

That cant be real.

Nightcrawler did, once.

smelly vaginas! this fucking thread!

>because 20-something's are super fucking scared of swearing but still want to pretend they're doing it.
also because it's literally a comic for children

We do read comics, and America makes me cringe everytime she opens her mouth.
I can't stand the "sassy latina" stereotype.

Storytime Let me removed by namefag

for Princess Leia's sake! we're talking about America here

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WOW rude, I think you meant to say
¡Ay Caramba!, Vaginas malolientes!

Please respect our latinx readers.

it's honestly been bizarre watching a new Storytime of Pain mainstay be born

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>First page
>author self-inserts (her)self in the 7th panel

How can someone be so fucking obnoxious?

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>Sup Forums is so busy shitting on this that they forgot about Mosaic's spanglish

>another storytime
The suffering continues

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If you're going to have characters say things like "what the junk", readers will already interpret it as swearing. If you're going to avoid swearing then don't do the verbal setups.

this text placement is fucking awful

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How many Marvel characters have gotten a copy/paste of this sort of page?

It's easy when you have no self-awareness and you're so smug you can't see past the fumes of your own farts, user.

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>my gay moms
Fuck. WHY.
FUCK.

I've been considering writing a fanfic where America gets dicked by Hydra Cap and realizes she's actually bi just to piss off Tumblr

I need this.

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>I've been considering writing a fanfic where America gets dicked by Hydra Cap and realizes she's actually bi just to piss off Tumblr
Do it.

>because 20-something's are super fucking scared of swearing but still want to pretend they're doing it.

I think that's just a west coast, middle class type thing you guys have in the state. Here in Ausland we swear all the fucking time.

>America gets dicked by Hydra Cap
Ay chico, what a pichula!

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What a cunt. If she were a man this would read as emotional abuse.

Ew, swearing totally squicks me out!

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she's from a dimension with no men

although why they would have a concept of gay and straight in this dimension is another question

>ghosting
Do they just make up a new meaningless bullshit term every five minutes now? Holy fucking shit. Just gaslight my fake news, alt-right.

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I thought black was the absence of color while white was all the colors
also since when have latinos ever refered to themselves as brown?

Is anybody else annoyed by this trend of runs reusing art from other series for their recap pages?

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BETWEEN 2ND AND 3RD PANEL!?
WHAT KIND OF WAY IS THAT TO LAYOUT A PAGE!?

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This page is so weird because as far as I remember Prodigy and America barely spoke before this and she was always really cagey in YA. Like I cannot see her running to him in joy.

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What have I done?

>No idea
fucking underage

>What have I done?
Open the gates hell.

I love how he's just standing out in the open like that.

>wepa

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lol most manga is translated in Spanish first than English,sometimes by 2 days or more

>Latinx
Is this a thing now?

Wouldn't "Latin American" work fine as a gender neutral?

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>Her sacrifice was pure so she gets all her powers back and all their powers too
For fuck's sake, even the fucking background character is a Mary Sue

>since when have latinos ever refered to themselves as brown?
There is always retards that want to play the race card in a land full of browns.

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>she's from a dimension with no men

Let me guess; They're all superadvanced and everything is perfect.

basically

although they did have a magic space god to help them out a bit

>star-portal-punching
What?
>girl loving
Why is this important?
>Latina
Why is this important?
>babe
Isn't this sexualizing the character?
>on the verge of self-discovery
Is she going to find out she's a fucking joke?
>about to get a mega boost in powers
Because if there's one thing readers like, it's an overpowered unstoppable hero who's always got the moral high ground and who's always, ALWAYS right because of her gender, race and sexuality, right?