What are you expecting?

What are you expecting?

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Dont' care anymore. Just shit it out and get it over and done with.

I expect to not see it, like the last three.

better than last jedi but not by much.
tfa 2 basically

Opening crawl shits all over TLJ and says snoke is alive and leia got rekt, and luke now has learned the ancient art of force teleportation.

I expect Rey to open the books she stole and for Luke to pop out.

snoke is a non character at this point. He is literally a cheap throw away cartoon villain they had no way of defining his character with.

Literal shit on the screen for 3 hours. It will be praised as "bold" and "riveting"

Chewbacca dies, since Leia is off the table and they need to do away with another “legacy” character.

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Is it possible to learn this power?

I think that they should make episode IX an adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" with Kylo Ren as Scrooge, Obi Wan as a ghost of Christmas past, Yoda as a ghost of Christmas present, and Luke as a ghost of Christmas future.

It's guarunteed to be better then what they are doing now at this point.

You know, if these movies are going to keep on coming out in December, I suppose it's inevitable that they're going to pick up some Christmas flavoring sooner or later.

Nothing. Even before seeing TLJ I expected nothing. Hell I expected nothing from TLJ since TFA really didn't give it anything whorthwhile to work with.

JJ Abrams is a hack of the highest order. The second Trevorrow was off and Abrams was on my interest died completely.

A massive dent in pre-orders. People sitting on the fence to see if it has any redeeming qualities. If initial audience reviews aren't overwhelming, terrible sales, the biggest flop in Star Wars history.

I'm not watching this one, and I suspect millions of other fans will also boycott this film. I swear I'm done spending money on Star Wars.

Killing off Luke Skywalker was the worst decision these fucks could have ever approved. It's going to hurt the box office when the next one comes out.

Won't go see it, have no interest at all after seeing VIII. Will be the first time ever I don't go see a sw movie opening week. My interest is literally so low I don't even think I'll pirate it.

not from a fanboy

That is nothing, I have only seen the OT because it's a self-contained space fairy tale. The beauty of only seeing the OT is that you can fantasize/speculate about the lifepath of Vader or what happened to the main characters afterwards.

The more you explore a setting, the more you lose that room for imagination.

It's a skill that is beaten into your body by watching ALL THREE prequels in theaters. You don't really want to go see the third one, but you do it out of habit.

Once you realize what you've done to yourself, you never do it again.

Return of the Jedi

But different

Kylo Ren will make some super device that kills the force which will basically end all life and they gotta blow it up

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Will only go to have my expectations completely and utterly shit upon and praise it for being DIFFERENT while also remaining tonally loyal to STar J WarsTM.

What would be the most likely explanation if they bring back Luke without making him a ghost?

More aliens that look like either turtles or Capybaras. Finn will continue to be handmaiden to various female characters. Poe will pull great starfighter victories out of his ass leaving a trail of quips.

Leia will have some sort of stupid CGI exit. Dies from Luke dying or goes off to a place where we wont see her again.

The force ghost of Watto will haunt Kylo Ren when he is trying to sleep or take a shit. youtube.com/watch?v=fchC0Dscm9I

Rey and Kylo will Force skype about trying to convert each other until plot makes them fight in last act on the New Resistance Death Star.

Finn gets mad about Rey Kylo relationship, and finds out Phasma survived some how. He knocks Phasma unconscious and attaches a hyper drive to her and launches her out airlock into Resistance Death Star.

Poe and Finn bang on camra as credits roll.

this. they should have built him up in this movie for a more emotional death next movie. leia should have died this movie, not just because carrie fisher is gone but because it would have driven home the feeling of defeat for the resistance even further. it was just a bunch of no names biting the dust in this movie for the resistance, none of the good guys introduced in the last movie died in this one

Don't go. We need to hurt Disney where it counts. Their pocketbook. Two years is plenty long enough to stage a widespread boycott.

more of this

Umm, sorry sweetie there's a new hero, rather heroine now.

They keep fucking teasing this Poe/Finn bullshit in articles and interviews but then they clearly have zero interest in doing it in the actual movies.

i want off this jewish ride

Reboot, bring lucas back(for story only), at least they will being give the classic heroes some respect, or film Kotor, just don't let them fuck our heroes

You really think they're going to do an interracial gay couple in these movies? Despite how "diverse" and "tolerant" Disney/Marvel/Hollywood is they're still afraid of having a black lead much less a black man with a white woman in a star wars movie

They're just shit stirring so people will go and buy tickets

fpbp

>Post Credits Scene
>After having trouble with a lightpseed Jump Rey and Kylo crash land into a mysterious planet
>As soon as they get out of the rubble a mysterious figure in a metal suit comes over and says "Hmm...nice tech you have there" as it cuts to a shot of Iron Man

probably a podrace-like sequence

I remember before the prequels came out.. we never hear the word Sith in the OT. In my mind Anakin / Darth Vader was just a corrupt Jedi Knight, like a Black Knight figure.

Kenobi: a young Jedi Knight named Darth Vader...
Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion.
The Emperor: Ah, yes. A Jedi's weapon, much like your father's

I don't. And I'm gay and I don't want it. I just wish they'd stop acting like they're going to do it. You either do it your don't.

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This

Wait but Lando was a cooler black guy than Finn.

At this point, mercy.

SOON (((we))) will address this, goyim!

Holy shit this casting

i puked a little

Why even bother with Rey's training anymore. Every time she meets up with Kylo (a supposedly well trained and powerful sith) she is just as good or better than him. Fuck it. Who needs training when your'e just naturally good at everything

Probably but they'd have to kill him off eventually. Everyone bitches cause they love the OT but Disney wants to be selling things to kids years from now who have no idea what the OT even is and to do that they have to start moving away form them and sonner is probably better than later.

I'm just talking from a business perspective disney probably feels whatever hit they might take in the short term is worth ensuring they can churn these movies out forever and they have to end the skywalker story to do that and change the mythos so you don't have to be a skywalker to be special. Then all their OC's can be Luke tier powerful/important and sell lots of shit.

DAS RITE

>well trained
>powerful
why do people assume this about him? he comes across inexperienced and weak. He has potential, they drive that point home all the time, but they also drive it home that he has yet to live up to it.

Let's be honest, even Disney doesn't know at this point. The main villains are all dead and the First Order has no actual power, so there's literally zero stakes now. But it's the third movie and it'll print money, so they'll just shit out RotJ.

Only thing that's certain is that it'll either open or end with Leia's funeral.

fuck Sup Forums was right. They told me it was social justice wars and i said just because it's multiracial/female leads doesn't mean it will be bad. After the last jedi they clearly cared more about race/gender then writing a good movie.

Unless he's a lazy fuck there's no way he isn't well trained having been under Luke and Snoke, both of which recognized and nurtured his potential, the fact that despite years of said training Kylo come across as a spoiled clumsy brat is Disney fucking up as expected.

He installed a hyperspace drive into his body hence his sudden disappearance at the end.

Force Cats. And all the ships shaped like pink canoes.

Remember folks, SJWs don't learn from their mistakes, they double down on them.

I really liked KOTOR II actually. Not sure why so little people even talk about that one.

After being cut off from the Force for so long he had to physically join it to balance it out and will return in time for ep 9.

JJ gives a big fuck you to Ryan and 9 opens with TLJ being all a dream and Rey is training with Luke

> Not sure why so little people even talk about that one.

Lots of people talk about it, almost all the time. But mostly to shit on it.

He's still gonna be in the movie

SHould have had the ringwraiths as a bunch of empowered white men but otherwise 9/10.

idk what's worse, TLJ or the fact that some people actually want this to happen

I know you're joking but I would unironically love this.

yeah because people waited 30 years to see luke be nothing but a grumpy hermit and then become a force ghost to a bland rip-off of himself. that'll really bring in the audience.

Make Kylo the protagonist

Jedi training feels like it's always been kinda odd to me
>luke does some hand stands and runs around with yoda on his back
>leaves without even finishing
>get's his ass kicked, ok fair enough
>rotj he's a badass at the start
>goes back to yoda to complete his training yodas like nah I'm old, ur good, dies
>beats Vader in the throne room

We never even saw him practice any dueling with the saber and suddenly he's great at it.

Also I think the point with Kylo has always been that he can't live up to his potential because he's too conflicted internally.

And even with Luke it's pretty clear that his conviction that Vader could be turned was always more important than any training.

>Rey and Kylo actually agreed to join forces after the lightsaber broke
>Decide to do away with both the Jedi-Republic and the Sith-Empire
>The end of VIII was their plan to lead both sides into a trap (e.g. Kylo was pretending to be knocked out)
>Take them down to let go of the past
>Wipe out the arms dealers
>Free the slaves
>Kino scene where Rey explains herself to Fin, Poe, Leah, etc. that their hope is extinguished
>Kylo is incredibly adept with the light saber while force-gifted Rey uses both lightning and pushing
>Wage war against the splintered First Order

Who am I kidding? It's going to be hard line good vs evil and the plot twist is that Leah puts light saber crystals on the ends of Rey's staff.

Sadly the gay romance between Poe and Finn would be preferable to Finn and ugly female Jackie Chan

lel

Probably due to its partial incompleteness. Even still it's a great game and had a great story as well .

it's good as is, even better with the restored content mods

I wish I could skip through time to the point where scientists prove minorities (and to a lesser extent women) ruin movies. LOTR is a prime example of this.

I expect JJ to go hog-wild and film an installment of BLACKED interspersed with shots of a wrecking crew tearing apart the models and sets from the original trilogy that are still in storage with crowbars.

So was Palpatine you dumb shit.

Shut up fag, unlike the fat gook Poe is actually cool.

50 minutes of the asian chick, Poe stops piloting x-wings because he checked his privilege so it's up to asian lady to be the plan master. Finn learns how to not mansplain by his new asian friend. Rey trains herself to be Mary Sue Prime, She tells Kylo that she don't need no man, and it turns out Leia is the one to turn Kylo to the light side again. Because boys don't have a mothers touch. He and Rey start a new new jedi academy with the kids from the casino and some new faces as the force ghost of Jake Skywalker, and yoda show up. Then at the last minute the backs of obi-wan, anakin, and Han Solo's ghosts appear and smile at them. Credits

I'll see it opening night to see if JJ can redeem this pile of shit.

If not, I will never see another star wars in theater until they can nail 3 in a row.

saved

Chewbacca dies along with the Millennium Falcon

Leia dies

All traces of the OT are practically erased

Kylo dies and with him the Skywalker/Solo lineage

Finn becomes the new Supreme Chancellor of the New Nu Republic

Rey goes AWOL

Poe is actually force sensitive and restarts the Nu Jedi Order along with that shitty kid

CGI young Mark Hamill、Carrie Fisher、Hayden Christensen、Alden Ehrenreich、Ewan McGregor

>Luke wakes up in a cave
>Last two movies were a vision of the future
>Luke saves the day

More toys.

Not to see it, and to enjoy the schadenfreude as all the bad reviews pour in.

More Porgs I hope

Pretty much that, except that Kylos super weapon in to kill an outside threat. Once Rey mortally wounds him he'll reveal the outside threat. This will be the set up for the next trilogy.

There's no way JJ sticks the landing. Final ranking will be 5 > 4 > 6 > 8 >> 7 > 3 > 9 >> 1 > 2

Screencap this.

>Chewbacca dies
>Leia dies
>Millennium falcon destroyed
>Rey finds a kyber crystal cave using the jedi texts and makes a new lightsaber
>huge ground battle
>Rey vs Kylo
>Rey is able to bring Kylo back to light by them falling in love with each other
>First order destroyed by Kylo and the resistance fighters

>Finn and Poe become military leaders
>Rey and Kylo start a new generation of jedi

also forgot to add

>force ghost appearances

Lando being useless and killed off for emotions

seconding this
at least after episode 2 I wanted to know what happened next
now i know, whatever our heroes encounter, they could've hyperspaced rammed it. the whole movie is pointless

>TLJ above anything

t. manchild stuck in 1985 who never went on to do drugs or get laid

>>Rey is able to bring Kylo back to light by them falling in love with each other
She couldn't turn him with their force connection and personal meetings
She couldn't turn him with their (possibly) burgeoning feelings for one another.
His father couldn't turn him.
Luke couldn't turn him
His mother has completely given up and stated that he's gone
He's a murderer and a liar for his own personal gain (framing Rey for Snoke's murder)
He was more than ready to kill all of the rebels and only failed because he's an emotional idiot

At this point, talking him back to the light and getting him to relinquish all the power he's acquired would be the cheapest, stupidest outcome. Ever.

Honestly this
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