This is Rey and her pet, say something nice about them

This is Rey and her pet, say something nice about them

Why is she sitting like that?

>manspreading
THAT'S SEXIST REEE

Why is her face so bloated

SHES ACTING

She's a big girl

where are the porgs?

>Millenium Falcon can now be flown solo according to TLJ, and stilll do the fancy maneuvers even though Han and Chewie, and Lando and Nub-nub needed to be two to make it fly well
Is this the biggest retcon of the sequels?

No, retards in Lucasfilm don't understand.

Girls get really bloated on their periods- because their bodies hold more water. I'm presuming that it's what's going on here

that is obviously coke bloat

I think I'm in love with her.
Sasquatch is ok too. He could be our pet.

she was overweight before she started TLJ, probably didnt shed it on time.

What a fucking joke. Is this implying rey owns the Falcon? What a waste. Gg disney you really know how to tank your own francise.

Chewie, she love me even we just meet only 20mins, not you

I don't even know which movie I hate more.

is she, dare i say it, attempting the Power Stance?

Why didn't chewbacca just take the ship for himself? He doesn't even know her. I wonder what they talk about

Master Skywalker, I'm Mary Sue.

Why are chewie and rey even partnered?
What reason does Chewie have stay with Rey?
It's not like she's Han's daughter, she's just some random woman he's known for like a week.

>Hey Chewie remember that time I made Han look like a fool on knowledge about his own ship?
>Hey Chewie remember that time Han tried to hire me out of nowhere and I turned him down? Good thing I got inherited his ship
>Hey Chewie remember that time you were gonna rescue me and I escaped on my own?
>Hey Chewie remember that time I sniped a Stormtrooper with Hans gun, even though it was my first time using a gun?
>Hey Chewie remember that time Leia hugged me after Hans death?

> he's known for like a week.
A day at most

qt

nope airing out the snatch

haha, exactly

This is Rey and her pet, say something nice about them

>Haha, good thing I let you stay on MY ship Chewie, even though it was your home for several decades

>btw it's a happy coincidence I speak fluent Wookie for some reason

what does she feed it?

TLJ is the most useless Chewie has been in a Star Wars movie, right?
ANH - Established as Han's muscle and their "prisoner" to get access to Leia
Empire - Shown to be an engineer and can make surfacr level repair
To the falcon, helps rebuild C3PO
RotJ - Fake prisoner again, helps in the fight over the Sarlac, takes over the AT-ST
TLJ - flies Rey around

Hell, he is shown to be a capable soldier and helps Yoda escape in RotS.

what was the fucking point in all of this?
why even bring back the old guard when you're just gonna drag them through the fucking dirt like this?
Leia hugging some fucking rando instead of her husband's best fucking friend was just too much

Mummies cummies

>fuckin hate Daisy Ridley, she as a terrible actress
>fuckin hate Rey, one of the worse SW characters ever
>love to hatefap to her thinking about degrading and humiliating situations

Go to sleep Ben

She is ugly.

>1983
>Return of the Jedi was released in 1983
Star Wars check

But thats not Boyega thats Chewie

gotta make room for her junk. even with my tiny dong and small balls i still have to keep my legs wide open so i dont crush them