Should me & the family see see jumanji instead of the last jedi tomorrow?

should me & the family see see jumanji instead of the last jedi tomorrow?

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Why don't you ask your family what they'd like to see instead of us, stupid?

they'll see whatever i tell them to, they respect my opinion and trust my judgement

How many of you are going? Jumanji was dumb fun, Last Jedi tried to come out "meaningful" but was just dull most of the time.

I wouldn't recommend this movie to kids, while Jumanji is fit for teens and children

>tfw TLJ audience hate probably was Rock's masterplan all along

Your family will like TLJ, you'll leave the theater with an empty despair that you'll never fully recover from. Jumanji surprisingly has been getting good reviews thus far.

based

>black slave carrying all their bags.
its 2017, how is this even legal?

jumanji is cringe but TLJ is EPIC cringe if you know what I mean

Jumanji

Not even OUT OF TOUCH critics can deny its a PISS your pants good time and that the fans will LOVE IT

Jumanji is a fun movie for the whole family, TLJ is unmasculine garbage for nerds

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jumanji is litty

my penis suggested watching Jumanji because of that Ginger Goddess

>family finds out you ask random people on the Internet to decide what your family should do
>wife and son succumb to the BBC because they lose all respect for you
BIG

Yes.

>blackest character is the goofiest
how did they get away with this?

YES

Depends on whether or not you feel like having PISS soak your drawers from LAUGHING so hard at this lil jungle romp of Christmas FUN

Is jumanji the one with the gender swapped jack black?

Does your family prefer milk or piss?

BASED AS FUCK

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well that depends, do you want your family to see a grown man squeezing blue milk out of an alien's tits?

jumanji because karen

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i don't know about me and the family but the family and i are considering it

thinly disguised Karen thread?
excellent work OP

topkek

GIV

Seriously thinking of watching jumanji too since it's been getting some praise surprisingly.

Plus I'd like to see a big drop in star wars second weekend numbers.

>this cast
>le buff manly main guy
>le sexy dumb chick for romance
>le funny fat guy
>le token negro

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IKR? this is the most racist film i've seen in a long fucking time

>those legs

Yes

Jumanji, its not great but its entertaining nonetheless

The Rock 6'5''
Karen 5'11''

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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jack black have small eyes?

How about foursome?

>shitty yaas slay star wars movie

or

>karen gillan tummy movie

???

>the preppy cheerleader turned Jack Black
>doesn't end up hooking up with the black guy of the group
>instead the jew main character ends up getting with the red head shy but attractive in a crimson chin sorta way female
That surprised me more than anything

>only one non-3D showing for jumanji in every theatre
>star wars occupying 3 separate screens with 3D, Imax, Dbox gimmicks
How did this happen? The studio should be pissed or is retarded.

I saw Jedi a few days ago and after seeing the preview for Jumanji I honestly think I would have enjoyed it more. At least the comic relief would be properly timed.

I love living in a timeline were Jumanji and Bright are /ourmovies/, fuck SW and fuck Disney

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such a basic thot, my girlfriend looks better and is pure

Disney pretty much used their girth to bully every theater that wants to play the new SW into giving them a higher % of the profits along with having to play it in more rooms, more often for I think it was 3 or 4 weeks.

Its really dicked over all the other movies coming out around the same time since they're all crammed into fewer smaller rooms with less play times.

>went to theater the other day to watch Jumanji with family
>1st theater in area has 3 showings of Jumanji in 1 room throughout the day
>2nd theater in the area has 2 showing of Jumanji, 1 in 2D at 7pm and 1 in 3D at 9:30pm
>Pitch Perfect 3 and the other shit is all only getting 1 to 3 showing each while The Last Jedi is clogging up everything

I noticed Thor and JL were both out to make room for The Last Jedi and a guy working there said they played the Sound of Water for like a week before they had to ditch it for more TLJ space

native webms sound support when?

was it like this for TFA?

Ok, now we now The Rock gonna get btfo by twatter.

it's only bad when a fat and/or soyboy does it

if you're rock status you can basically rip her panties off and take her right there in front of everyone, she'll enjoy it, everyone will cheer you on

the world is a different place for good looking people user

That's terrible. I can see this becoming a normal practice in the future too.

Dwayne rocking that suit. He seems like a legit good guy.

>tfw ywnb LE ROCK

ROCK CONFIRMED RAPIST OMG

SOMEONE CALL TWITTER!!

What is nebula doing down on Earth?

Ultra solid cast minus that faggot Jonasguy.

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no, this is some new shit by Disney.

>wanting 65% of the ticket sales (usual is 50-55%)
>the movie to be played in the largest/most expensive rooms as much as possible
>the theaters to allow TLJ to go on like this for 3 or 4 weeks and not steadily try to ramp it down into 1 or 2 rooms.

a good amount of theaters threatened to boycott playing TLJ but as usual the majority caved and the ones that didn't you haven't heard shit about

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>be very tall woman
>wear 10 inch heels

for what purpose

>It's another projecting Jewish pedophile episode

I just got back from a screening of Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle starring Dwayne Johnson and Jack Black. Three words: hella f*cking epic.

I went with some friends and I don't think we went more than 10 seconds without standing up clapping. I mean what can I say about the two leads that already hasn't? They're movie gods.

The supporting cast holds their own though: it's got the incomparable Kevin Hart, the lovely and talented Karen Gillan and Nick Jonas, the pundit from my favorite band the Jonas Brothers.

This is, without a doubt, my favorite movie of the year so far (and arguably one of the greatest adventure movies of all time) so I highly suggest you and some friends go out and see it in IMAX 3D.

As Rian.

>tfw only reasons to watch Memes Of The Memelaxy 3

was it LITTY though?

>they respect my opinion and trust my judgement
>asks for opinion and judgement
Kys yourself

Jack Black channeling Rip Torn

why do americans have things like this on their mind all the time, bizarre

Yes, your kids will probably enjoy it more.

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Disney is the fucking worst. I hope cinemas rebel and don't let MM bully them again.

Because she can.

Noice

Is that dwarf-town from Bright?

I would save your shekels and go see a family therapist instead.

how can even manlets compete?

>it's about teens that play a game as their avatars
>female hottie is not a fat autistic white male irl
I don't get it, this is so unrealistic

I would only watch for ginger giant

Do ru rike Ruranri?

Yes. Jumanji is a pleasant surprise and Star Wars was a disaster that should have been easily avoided.

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>ywn tenderly kiss her as she has muscular spasms from her physical disorders

Why are hollywood manlets so insecure?

That dude is King of Manlets height and he still carries himself like he's 5'4"

Best blockbuster comedy in ages.

FUKIN KEK
RURANRI

Going to see the movie again this weekend. Very funny, hilarious funny. Much better than the Last Jedi Movie by Disney.

RAUNCHY

I'm so upset that shit like this gets made.

> #metoo

Source?

Of course, this lil ROMPER is R-RATED fun and will be movie of the year!

Unironically yes.

>Karen Gillan - 5'11
>the Rock - 6'5

Lmao, the state of Dwaynetty. But yeah, don't watch TLJ.

GUY

based Rocky giving Karen his LITTY and RAUNCHY cock

You joke but it's been a pretty shitty year, it could take it