CNN called Thomas the Tank Engine and Paw Patrol “fascist cartoons” in an article on Friday, days before children around the globe will find toys from the popular shows under the Christmas tree.
In the article, titled “Why kids love ‘fascist’ cartoons like ‘Paw Patrol’ and ‘Thomas,'” CNN contributor Elissa Strauss claimed children are “drawn to worlds in which identities are fixed, order trumps imagination and transgressions are met with routine punishment.”
“This clash between what parents desire for their children and what children desire for themselves is most easily observable in cartoon preferences. So often, the more parents dislike a show, the more their children love it,” Strauss claimed. “‘Thomas,’ the long-running television franchise about a group of working trains chugging away on the Island of Sodor, has been called a ‘premodern corporate-totalitarian dystopia’ in the New Yorker, imperialist and sinister in Slate, and classist, sexist and anti-environmentalist in the Guardian. And yet people —presumably parents — spend $1 billion on ‘Thomas’ merchandise every year.”
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DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT
Zachary Garcia
Why should we give a shit what children want? They're literal retards.
Brody Watson
You can't deny the fasist undertones of a train impulsed coal
Josiah Jackson
>breitbart
Carter Murphy
I would literally murder a man for 30 minutes with Gianna
Joseph Kelly
>everything you like and enjoy is fascist white supremacy How do these people see this ending?
Samuel Ward
I think my dick is permanently curved to the left because of her
Oliver Hernandez
Is this the Gianna thread?
Adam Brooks
>Quoting a CNN article >Oh wait Breibart said it, let's ignore this ever happened, fuck Drumphfff and fuck white people
John Nguyen
Just fly to Vegas with 1000 dollars
Luke Johnson
Does she still do that for real? I will go in 2 months if so
John Allen
Huh so maybe I should let my niece and nephew watch them
Luis Martinez
>Elissa Strauss
Henry Martinez
>being this obsessed over a literal whore
Jackson Scott
When a porn star dances at a strip club they are advertising that they are escorting in the area.
Jose Fisher
I hope so.
Xavier White
She’s so pretty
Levi Ward
>CNN
fake news
Brandon Turner
Clearly children need to watch progressive cartoons like this:
>the first animated cartoon that has a transgender in a main role I thought they just took a guy and put him in charge of a female character, kudos to them I guess.
Angel Smith
Wtf is wrong with these people. Thomas the tank engine it literally made by the biggest left wing socialist rock band in history the beetles.
Angel Bell
>Why should children care what their liberal parents want?Their liberal parents are retards
Alexander Perry
>four white men
uh not this millennium, sweetie
Ethan Roberts
I thought that's Bregoli
Ryder Richardson
>mfw DUMPF doesn't irrevocably agree with CNN
Samuel Williams
The wall just grew 1ft higher
Jaxson Lewis
Rupert Bear must be nazi then huh?
Justin Nguyen
>breitbart
Landon Murphy
forgot pic
Kevin Jenkins
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Andrew Cruz
I know your trolling user but fuck me what's next fireman sams a sexist or racist because he won't talk to the paki woman. FFS
Jack Barnes
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Nathaniel Garcia
Fat.
Gavin Richardson
...
Juan Martinez
.Gay
Josiah Ward
>The carmella bing/gianna teacher video >”fuck me like you’re never going to fuck me again” >doofus laughs >”you think i’m playing, i might never fuck you again so enjoy it” >doofus tries to kiss her >”don’t try that lovy dovy shit, you are not my man” >tfw there will never be a more ego smashing pornstar ever again.
Matthew Long
those veins
Jack Young
Do they gotta do a veneral disease test beforehand if my goal is to unload bare into her pussy? I never done something like this before
Brayden Torres
It's just Protestantism, calm the fuck down.
Adrian Jackson
>Gianna retired before VR
Levi Cruz
patrician pornstar choice
Isaiah Hall
Real question. Are you brain damaged or slow?
Tyler Taylor
Just answer the damn question
Connor Walker
>that one clip where she and the guy start slapping each other out of nowhere >they continue fucking afterwards but more aggressively My heart was pounding from that scene. She's a maniac.
Ethan Moore
>that scene where's she snowballs some heckler
Based Gianna
Kayden Cox
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Henry Roberts
Modern leftist is just corporatism
Chase Martinez
Does any one remember how ridiculous and preposterous it was when Jerry Falwell, I think, Was claiming Teletubbies would make kids gay or acclimate them to homo behaviors. >That face when you realize she dropped out of porn before amazoning became a thing.
Jack Carter
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Matthew Ward
yes we remember. Yes breitbart, Sup Forums and all this altright shit is a bunch of fucking faggots. Now let's post this great amazon. It evokes me great memories.
Evan Bailey
Fuck. I remember the first scene I saw of her, just after the limewire days. She used a strap-on on some busty blonde. Love that scene.
Alexander Rodriguez
>trumps
Ohhhh, I see what they are doing.
Julian Green
How is Breitbart faggy for exposing CNN's left wing bullshit?
Honestly, that's just an opinion piece of one person, not CNN's opinion as a whole.
Who cares about what the fucktards Breitbart says, though? Fuck 'em.
Elijah Brooks
And I'm sure you never complain about Trump's opinions, right?
Juan Perez
Eastern European here, these reviews of art have yet to reach the level of paranoia and ridiculousness of how Commies did it. But it is getting very close.
When Orcs in LOTR are called suffering working class, we are there.
Kevin Clark
the fuck does that have to do with my post, though?
...you trying to bait me into something stupid?
Adrian Thomas
Me on the right
Zachary Brown
what a fat ugly whore
Camden Sanders
Only a woman could think up something this asinine.
Matthew Taylor
Mashallah brother
Joseph Russell
He can barely contain his disgust.
Dylan Cruz
Toby racist
Aaron Brooks
How can she let greasy dudes like that touch her and not want a chemical shower immediately afterwards? Even pornstars must have some sort of standards
Tyler Phillips
She might be the best I've ever seen in terms of riding that line between dominant and submissive.
>that scene where she's blowing 3 guys and talking shit to them until one of the guys pins her down and starts titfucking her and she starts begging for a facial
Hunter Carter
BRAPKINO WHEN???
Jordan Adams
>Breitbart at least try to shitpost from a site that isn't fake news, you fucking racist
Adam Hernandez
I remember that hype about her first anal scene it was kino
Noah Walker
Bait
Wyatt Perez
Thomas the Tank Engine is recognisably based on the template of boarding school stories.
Thomas is the cheeky 2nd year, James is the dashing captain of the school football team, Henry and Gordon are the older boys. The Fat Controller is the the teacher.
The Guardian is always claiming Thomas The Tank Engine is right wing though and things like "why is white smoke good and black smoke bad?" (because you're not operating your firebox efficiently, duh).
Clearly they really, really hate it but I've never really worked out why. Sort of wonder if moreso than M&C, women really can't into Thomas because its about service and responsibility ultimately.
>first see Gianna in porn and think she's ugly as fuck >realise how dominating she is and she becomes a fapping favourite >go off her after a few years >see this and I'm diamonds
>ywn wrap her hair round your cock and jerk off over her pig face and cow tits
Bentley Ross
She's fat white trash but goddamn if her scenes aren't the best ever.
Logan Peterson
Fuck off back to /r/the_donald
Luke Myers
My son loves jerking to her, one of our common interests
Christian Scott
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Carson Powell
LINK
Daniel Sullivan
>breitbart
Jackson Sanders
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Eli Perez
>breibart
Christopher Reyes
((Strauss))
Easton Davis
Thomas the Tank Engine was created by an Anglican priest (long before the cuckening of the church of England) that tried to display good values.
Julian Evans
How is Gianna so fucking cute somehow? Her face and hairline are fucked, and she's the goddamned power bottom to rule them all, but holy shit she can seem so vulnerable sometimes. Bitch has more charisma than most modern actresses.
