Who is the bext Spider-Man & why is it Tobey?

>but Andrew had the best suit, hands down

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The one that isn't a jew or a fag.

Tobey, his suit looks a million times better

Andrew was best Spidey
Tom is best Penis Parker
Tobey was best combined

Tobey is great, if you want a 40 year old baby as Peter.

Tommy has best suit

>Holland = Best Spiderman
>Tobey = Best movies
>Garfield = Best love interest
Inb4 nostalgiafags

Could have at least put in the better looking suit from Amazing and not the trash fire that was in the first one.
Why do you keep posting here? Can reddit not handle your absolute bitch faggotry?

I personally think none of them were bad casting calls and all of them had good and shit material to work with.

I like Tobey best because I was watching him when I was a teenager. I think Garfield is the better actor of the bunch but also with the shittiest movies (actually I didn't even see the last one). Tom is alright I guess.

>if you want a 40 year old baby as Peter.

how did you guess?

>Garfield = Best love interest
no

The original three were the only real movies, so Tobey wins by default. Andrew Garfield was a real blubbering fag who couldn't act. Didn't see Spiderquipboy.

Tobey will always be Spider-Man.

Tobey's never grew past the naive noob Spiderman stage. There's not enough for Tom to judge but he's okay. Garfield is probably the best one.

Everyone agrees it's Tobey, only media shills and numales berate his performance to push the new, (((improved))) versions

tobey & tom

Yes. Stone and Garfield had actual chemistry. Dunst is wooden and Holland is gay.

LOOKS REALER THAN REAL LIFE

>The one that isn't a jew or a fag.

Tobey is a closeted fag with drinking problems, Andrew is a jew & gay without the sexual contact as he called it so that leaves Holland, ok then.

Holland is going to get a bf in a spiderman film isnt he

agreed 100%

tobey is better petter parker if he were younger
david is a better spiderman
never seen the new guy

yes

>Stone and Garfield had actual chemistry

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Kill yourself

Is Tobey still relevant? Does he even make movies? The last time I saw him was in The Great Gatsby.

Tobey comes across as a not-particularly-young adult trying to act like a kid. I wonder why that is.

Tobey was great. He's the exact kinda guy you'd look at and never guess he's Spider-Man.

The one who isn't a crooked tooth Brit.

kill, fuck, marry

Tobey no question. His movies were actually good and memorable, what followed didn't live up to expectations.

I've been here long before you left your diapers.

>posting the intentionally awkward scene between characters to disprove their chemistry
try again kiddo

tom

>Tobey was best combined
more like the worst.

Tobey was fucking awful. Tom and Andrew leave him stranded in the dust.

I couldn't agree more.

this, all the other spiderman sucks

>Raimi had the best production design
>Webb had the best character drama
>Watts had the brief montage where Spidermang is helping his neighborhood
Andrew was the best actor. Cutting Peter & his father reuniting was dumb as shit.
Spiderman (2002) is the only one worth watching. They're not very good movies, and Peter Parker/Spiderman isn't a very good or interesting character.
>Dylan Baker never got to be The Lizard
Fuck this gay earth.

>hurr durr my suit does everything for me
>aunt may is a mommy with plot armor
>iron man save me!
tobey is like dark souls of spiderman in comparison

>Spiderquipboy
was pretty good and michael keaton's presence carried the thing p well up until the quip about
>muh slavery
that moment really soured the minority castings which ere already pretty iffy to begin with and jut ruined the innocent tone of the rest of the movie

Becasue he had the best girl.

>Mary Jane instead of Gwen Stacy
>Kirsten Dunce instead of Bleached Frog

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What are these fucking photos lol why does tobes look like he's about to garnish my wages

>innocent tone of the movie
>>Meme culture
>>Character reading a BDSM book
>>Fag jokes
>>Peter being the villain of the movie and doing inumerable illegal acts throughout the film, DIRECTLY endagering the lives of thousands of people on two separate occasions
Homecoming was the most degenerate of the Spiderman films, though. Perfectly representative of Gen X though. They're degenerates, raised by degenerates.
Said the user posting on this Crimean salt chipping text-based internet fellowship
All they need for the sequel is a scene where they're trying to calculate a restaurant tip without their phones, and acting surprised when they see a dollar sign on the lefthand of the amount.

She looks like a fucking vampire in this scene, and not in a hot way like she's gonna suck the semen out of my wooden stake, but that she wants to bite my fucking nipples off and suckle the blood out of my chest cavity and then tie me up in her dungeon using me like a spider to a fly for nutrients for weeks to come.
I mean I blame Raimi, it's the lighting and horrible overuse of the cheapest fake rain machine he could find.

>she wants to bite my fucking nipples off and suckle the blood out of my chest cavity and then tie me up in her dungeon using me like a spider to a fly for nutrients for weeks to come.

>he doesn't know
sure is a sign of the times when underage girls are portrayed playing marry/fuck/kill with the avengers and the movie is still considered pg.
it's still innocent compared to action movies these days here every other word is fuck and everyone is having sex with everyone

Is tom a gay?

How does one man manage to look like a middle aged lesbian and a 12 year old boy at the same time?

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I wish he was but he's dating Zendaya for a year, We discussed this before in other threads and it makes me wanna puke cuz it's not PR like I hoped it'd be.

Andrew was the closest Spidey we could get. The scene in Times Square where he's wearing a fire fighter's hat while depowering Electro is the most Spidey thing I've seen in a movie so far.

>tom + negrus mj is goodwill

fuck off, he looks better now that he got a haircut

Best one is the one with the iconic kiss scene

Spider-Man gets progressively worse, Peter gets better

Andrew had quips that felt like spiderman but outside tbe suit he was nothing like him

The spidey suit I like (if you forget the terrible CGI) is Tom's. It looks really good when he wears it irl. Andrew's suit from his second movie is my second favourite.

The colours are perfect, hate as you want, I love this suit.

Has the fence you're sitting on penetrated you yet?

>Tobey was best combined

No, Tom is the best combination of Spider-Man & Peter.
The bad thing about him is not his acting but the writing and direction of his movie. If Tom's movie was by Raimi, we'd have a masterpiece.

Peter hasn't been a teenager in the comics for about 30 years tho

Why do you all have such an interest in this actor's sexual life? I see in every Spider-Man related thread this question all the time. Are you all women who wonder if you can have a chance with him or fags?

I only care of an actor can act or not, I don't give a shit if the actor prefers pussy or dick.

britbong genes

Tobey would be the most fun to hang out with in real life by far.

>I only care of an actor can act
You're on the wrong board.

You mean 8 years since Miles hijacked USM.

he's an alcoholic douche who is hiding in the closet for years and hates his children.

Ultimate Universe is an elseworld, the only continuity that matters is the 616 universe

Which Tony Hawks cutscene is this?

I've heard he's also responsible for sneed posting too

your mothers

damn bottom left looks kinda like me

we can only hope

OH NO NO NO

that's the dream

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what about this one, it's a better looking version

im actually not concerned about it anymore. at the beginning tho i was flipping my shit

yeah, bottom left still looks like me. this is v interesting

Tobey was a shit Parker and a shit Spidey. He constantly seemed on the verge of either falling asleep or crying, just moping around like a fucking boring sad sack piece of shit. His movies are enjoyable because Raimi's directing brought a lot of fun and energy to it that wasn't present in Webb's films.

Garfield was too cool to be Peter, but made a decent Spidey, and the romance with Gwen was believable. But the films were just Hollywood pablum, filled with written-by-committee plotting and villains with inexplicable motivations.

Holland is great as Peter and Spidey, brings a lot of charm and energy to the role, but his film relied too much on RDJ as Stark and it was infested with SJW bullshit casting. Though, it did have a lot of great classic nods to the comics which I appreciated, like his Spidey-light and the lifting rubble scene from ASM #33.

fuck off underage

>Tobey is a closeted fag
Hey Mickey Mouse how's it hanging?

It would have to be THPS2, Spidey was a hidden character in that.

>REEE he insulted boring-ass crybaby Tobey Spider-Man with his faggy silver webbing costume REEEE

I remember reading that him, dicaprio and David Blaine used to perv on the girls that worked in casinos all the time

t.never read comics

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They’re all good in their own right desu.
Saying this as someone who’s favourite Superhero since the age of 4 has been Spiderman.

lol sorry, i dont read cuck marvel comics. u can, however, catch me on wednesdays at Sup Forums going thru the dc storytimes

tobey was objective best spider man

Toby with the patrician taste. Also where the fuck is my robotech movie??

What kind of autists are analysing the quality of the suits?

no.

Because it's spiderman, not spiderboy.

It looks good. But really must have been the most uncomfortable of all three suits.

>Who is the bext Spider-Man & why is it Miles Morales?

>fixed

>It looks really good when he wears it irl

yep

Toby was too boring as Parker and too much of a fridge as Spidey.

Andrew was too cocky and cool as Parker but pretty good as Spidey.

Tom has been great as both Parker and Spidey, but they need to stop CGing him at any moment.

I like this comparisson. I like it because it fits very well and also I don't want neither a chanel spiderman or a walmart spiderman, while you can see both have their qualities too.

>If Tom's movie was by Raimi, we'd have a masterpiece.

I saw this clip today,

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someone edited the inspirational scene from SM:HC with Unlce Ben's voice over instead of Tony's. The adding of Danny Elfman's soundtrack, made it even better.

i hate this nigga

90s Spiderman > all